[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by John North

Praise the LORD! I’ve got a live one! This is my first ever! What now? Should I poke it with a stick or throw down a badger? Damn the weapon laws where I live for not allowing True Christians to own grenades.

HEY you got one!!! Do you have a bucket full of good throwing stones? I would suggest throwing a few baseballs at it first to warm up your arm and and get on target. You don't want the witch throwing them back at you....make sure your first stone is a stunner, then have at it.

ummmm for myself I did catch one with my oversized traps...but ummm....I guess it counts as two witchs now right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by KrissyNesmith

I gotta be honest, I find the fact that you seem to have actual "witch hunts" more than a little unnerving.

You should be nervous, witch.

[Levi Jones]

My last one got all tired early and fell asleep early in her sleeping bag.

[Didymus Much]

So are the organizers going to bother counting the cooters and ears, or dismiss with the lip-service to impartiality and just give Zeke the trophy again?

I'm guessing the only suspense will be whether he bothers to crawl out of bed long enough (feigning sobriety long enough to deliver a cribbed sermon on Sunday morning mid-afternoon can be soooo tiring) to show up in person, or just sends his "houseboy" to collect the cheque.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

So are the organizers going to bother counting the cooters and ears, or dismiss with the lip-service to impartiality and just give Zeke the trophy again?

I'm guessing the only suspense will be whether he bothers to crawl out of bed long enough (feigning sobriety long enough to deliver a cribbed sermon on Sunday morning mid-afternoon can be soooo tiring) to show up in person, or just sends his "houseboy" to collect the cheque.

Shut your heathen yap and have a little respect. We're still organizing a search party for Rev. Rodimer, who disappeared on Halloween night.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

...We're still organizing a search party for Rev. Rodimer, who disappeared on Halloween night.

Even though he has 25 posts listed for November 1st? Um, interesting...

So who's in charge of this "search party"?

If it's Officer Don, I'll just go ahead and mail my condolence letter to the Widow Helen. Is it still the same "c/o Indiana Department of Corrections" address for her?

[James Hutchins]

Last I heard, Widow Helen had Rodimer over for dinner.

Zeke, has anyone counted my families kill? I know you will win the individual medal but I am hoping the Hutchins family wins the group medal. It will be year 6 for us if we do.

Also, I'll be wanting the barrels back, can you see if Jimmy-Wayne (Jimmy-Roy's boy) will clean them out for me? Tell him I'll pay a shiny dime for each barrel he cleans. In fact, tell him I'll give him a whole dollar for every eleven!

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Last I heard, Widow Helen had Rodimer over for dinner.

My wife had Widow Helen on the phone last night and Widow Helen has no idea where Rodimer is. I just hope the forest witches didn't kill Rodimer.

At first count it seemed I won the witch hunt this year, but somehow 24 of my witch ears disappeared before the recount so it seems Pastor Ezekiel won again this year.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

And the winners are:

1. Pastor Zeke
2. Deaner

3. Cranky Old Man

4. James Hutchins

5. Levi Jones

6. John Creeser



Sorry folks who didn't win. You put in a fantastic effort. Thank you for your participation. You can try again next year!

Winners! I hope you enjoy your free dinner at the Red Lobster anytime between Nov 1, 2012 - Jan. 31, 2012 and your $1,000 gift certificate to Brother Bob4God's Gun Shack.

[James Hutchins]

Looks like I will have 'talking' to do with my children tonight? First I'll need the BensGay for my shoulder.
Congratulation Zeke, Deaner, Cranky, Levi and John. I am in good company. Most of all, thank you Jesus for giving me a steady had and a sharp eye.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

1. Pastor Zeke

Congratulations Pastor Ezekiel and all other winners on making Jesus smile by ridding the world of those evil witches.

I would also like to thank whoever shot my neighbor Mrs. Johnson. I am aware she survived, but it's a great effort anyway. Seeing her walk with a limp puts a smile on my face.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Victory is mine, once again. How sweet.

2 Samuel 22:38-39 "I have pursued mine enemies, and destroyed them; and turned not again until I had consumed them. And I have consumed them, and wounded them, that they could not arise: yea, they are fallen under my feet."

The $1,000 check will come in handy. I need new floormats for my Escalade.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Only 3 kills and one severely injured for me this year. I've also sent a few red heads for decontamination this time next week they should be beautiful blondes.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Originally Posted by Liam the ex-drunk

Only 3 kills and one severely injured for me this year. I've also sent a few red heads for decontamination this time next week they should be beautiful blondes.

Praise, brother, three Irish witches are no more! Tell me, were they the effete literary types, with the 'gift of blarney', or the more weatherbeaten crones, mostly found in the provinces?

YBIC

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Two of them were evil twins, spawn of Louis Walsh, they brought dread, fear and homersexualism all over Ireland and Britain, you may have heard of them, the Jedward they were known as, I posted a picture of them here a few days ago.

They cast spells on young girls and boys and made millions in second rate records for the same. If played backwards you can make out distinctive druid chants, cursing God, Simon Cowell and praising the homer extraordinaire, Louis Walsh.

The other was a Lesbian Succubus, spawn of Lilith. Again a part of twin set. One got away but is severely injured. I will track it and kill it soon, it should be easy as the other half is gone, her power is not so great.

I thought I'd go for twin and triplet sets this year in an attempt to overtake Zeke, however the challenge was harder than I imagined. I might stick to traditional trapping next year.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Originally Posted by Liam the ex-drunk

Two of them were evil twins, spawn of Louis Walsh, they brought dread, fear and homersexualism all over Ireland and Britain, you may have heard of them, the Jedward they were known as, I posted a picture of them here a few days ago.

They cast spells on young girls and boys and made millions in second rate records for the same. If played backwards you can make out distinctive druid chants, cursing God, Simon Cowell and praising the homer extraordinaire, Louis Walsh.

The other was a Lesbian Succubus, spawn of Lilith. Again a part of twin set. One got away but is severely injured. I will track it and kill it soon, it should be easy as the other half is gone, her power is not so great.

I thought I'd go for twin and triplet sets this year in an attempt to overtake Zeke, however the challenge was harder than I imagined. I might stick to traditional trapping next year.

Praise Him, brother, yours is an inspiring feat! If there was a prize for quality, I feel sure you would be a contender.

YBIC

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Thank you Brother Hopkins and thanks to Jesus. I'm not used to praise so I don't know how I should adeqately respond, so I'll deflect it to Jesus. Thank you and praise Jesus again for giving me the strength.

[Disobedient69]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

...it turns out we didn't need a new roof on the south wing of the Landover Baptist Cathedral after all.

You're using money for a church roof to buy a weapon to "kill" witches, which are actually human beings that follow different belief systems to you? That is sickening.

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

And the winners are:

1. Pastor Zeke
2. Deaner

3. Cranky Old Man

4. James Hutchins

5. Levi Jones

6. John Creeser



Sorry folks who didn't win. You put in a fantastic effort. Thank you for your participation. You can try again next year!

Winners! I hope you enjoy your free dinner at the Red Lobster anytime between Nov 1, 2012 - Jan. 31, 2012 and your $1,000 gift certificate to Brother Bob4God's Gun Shack.

YAY!!!!! My first year in the top six!! The boys had so much fun!!

[Matthew Hopkins]

Originally Posted by Obedient69

You're using money for a church roof to buy a weapon to "kill" witches, which are actually human beings that follow different belief systems to you? That is sickening.

Yes, friend, witches are indeed "sickening", as you point out.

YBIC