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Default Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv - 09-03-2009, 03:40 AM

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That was back then, this is now. Would you go to a black woman and had a conversation with her and call her a Negress, Negra? no because you dont want to be labeled as a racist. And you do have some sense that people dont all African-Americans that.
Actually, I have no qualms using these words in public. If they have a problem with those words, it's their problem, not mine.

And why is the word racist simply because it was used in the past? What if, 100 years from now "African-American" is held by mainstream society as a racist word. Does it make it racist to you? Obviously not since you have no problem saying that.



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Default Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv - 09-03-2009, 03:40 AM

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Quote your source.

Guessing your way through life, especially when your immortal soul is at stake, is no way to live. You are taking a huge gamble if your attitude in life is "because if I'm not mistaken, I'm making it into heaven".

wow.... Psalm 23.. The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not want,

Lord= God, Jesus Christ, Alpha n' Omega

shepherds take care of lambs or sheep... its common sense dude..

Oh and also.. dont be cocky about getting yourself into Heaven. The only person that knows that is God himself. And if im not mistaken, cocky=pride which is the deadliest of all the sins.
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Default Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv - 09-03-2009, 03:42 AM

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wow.... Psalm 23.. The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not want,

Lord= God, Jesus Christ, Alpha n' Omega

shepherds take care of lambs or sheep... its common sense dude..

Oh and also.. dont be cocky about getting yourself into Heaven. The only person that knows that is God himself. And if im not mistaken, cocky=pride which is the deadliest of all the sins.
Back that up with Scripture, princess. Nobody is going to take your unsaved word for anything.


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Default Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv - 09-03-2009, 03:48 AM

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wow.... Psalm 23.. The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not want,

Lord= God, Jesus Christ, Alpha n' Omega

shepherds take care of lambs or sheep... its common sense dude..

Oh and also.. dont be cocky about getting yourself into Heaven. The only person that knows that is God himself. And if im not mistaken, cocky=pride which is the deadliest of all the sins.
You fail your source. You need to source your claim that the Bible (or some other credible source) refers to Pastors specifically as lambs.

Oh, and I am VERY sure of my salvation! And it is not cockiness nor self-pride. It is my knowledge of God and His Word.
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Default Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv - 09-03-2009, 03:51 AM

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Actually, I have no qualms using these words in public. If they have a problem with those words, it's their problem, not mine.

And why is the word racist simply because it was used in the past? What if, 100 years from now "African-American" is held by mainstream society as a racist word. Does it make it racist to you? Obviously not since you have no problem saying that.

No problems? are u nuts? Listen to yourself. "I have no qualms of using these words publicly" So you're saying is that you dont have much care about what u say publicly. Wow..are u some sort of robot? use your head. Do u actually think that is appropriate to refer that to a Black man/woman? And if the word "African American" becomes a word of racism then use the more appropriate term that is used. whatever.. im going to bed.
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Default Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv - 09-03-2009, 03:51 AM

If a Pastor is to be a shepherd, then how can he also be a lamb?

By the way, don't shepherds raise sheep, making sure they're well cared for and protected from the wolves, so that later they can slaughter and eat the sheep themselves?

Is that what you think of Pastors, that they are gearing up for some Soylent Green slaughterfest?


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No problems? are u nuts? Listen to yourself. "I have no qualms of using these words publicly" So you're saying is that you dont have much care about what u say publicly. Wow..are u some sort of robot? use your head. Do u actually think that is appropriate to refer that to a Black man/woman? And if the word "African American" becomes a word of racism then use the more appropriate term that is used. whatever.. im going to bed.
Why should I care what others think? I follow the Bible and that's all I need. Even the Bible tells us not to heed other's unsaved opinions...

1st John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.

You, on the other hand, seem to be pretty spineless if you go around obsessing over what people think about you. Sounds like you'd rather try to win a popularity contest instead of ensuring your Salvation®.

And yes, obviously there is nothing wrong with the word Negro.



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Default Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv - 09-03-2009, 04:01 AM

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Back that up with Scripture, princess. Nobody is going to take your unsaved word for anything.

Pastor Guy.. be quiet..u dont need a scripture for that. its common sense. what do Lambs do? follow their Shepherd. What are Christian? followers of God's word... and Princess? lol..wow dude.. im a guy and im certainly not a girl..
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whatever.. im going to bed.
Just turned 9:10, Darryl. Don't you have some place to hobble off to, unsaved scum?



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Pastor Guy.. be quiet..u dont need a scripture for that. its common sense. what do Lambs do? follow their Shepherd. What are Christian? followers of God's word... and Princess? lol..wow dude.. im a guy and im certainly not a girl..
So far you are about 0-20 in the "common sense" game, lady-boy.


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I DONT OWN HIM NOTHING.. this guy is a manic. News? this guy wants you bash about African Americans. Also, Negros? wtf? that Ezekial guy is actually agreeing about this? wow.. and i thought pastors are suppose to be lambs of god.
Well o course I jumped on dis one late cause I be back at my job.
I is a offical Negro/ African American (cause dey da same thing) wimmin of da landover Church and I kin tell you no-body but no-body is bashin anyone here of da colored faith! Dis here a lovin church full of people wif no prejoodice at all, includin Pasta Zeke.


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I DONT OWN HIM NOTHING.. this guy is a manic. News? this guy wants you bash about African Americans. Also, Negros? wtf? that Ezekial guy is actually agreeing about this? wow.. and i thought pastors are suppose to be lambs of god.
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Pastor Guy.. be quiet..u dont need a scripture for that. its common sense. what do Lambs do? follow their Shepherd. What are Christian? followers of God's word... and Princess? lol..wow dude.. im a guy and im certainly not a girl..

Are you sure you aren't a girl?.

What with all your bad mouthing of our Dear Rev and Pastor, you sure squeal worse than I do when I'm in a huff.
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Default Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv - 09-15-2009, 03:29 AM

Why is it only the NEGRO ministers that have problems keeping their sacred marriage vows? You'd never catch Jack Van Impe cheating on Rexella... You'd never catch Pastor Rick Warren cheating on his wife Kay. You'd never catch Pastor Joel Osteen cheating on his lovely wife Victoria. Even liberalized pastors like Robert Schuler would never cheat on his loving wife Arvella.

No, the phenomenon of cheating pastors is purely a Negro disease like AIDS or Sickle-Cell Anemia. It's a longshot, but perhaps with skin bleaching and prayer some of those people might be able to supress their animalistic impulses.
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Why is it only the NEGRO ministers that have problems keeping their sacred marriage vows? You'd never catch Jack Van Impe cheating on Rexella... You'd never catch Pastor Rick Warren cheating on his wife Kay. You'd never catch Pastor Joel Osteen cheating on his lovely wife Victoria. Even liberalized pastors like Robert Schuler would never cheat on his loving wife Arvella.

No, the phenomenon of cheating pastors is purely a Negro disease like AIDS or Sickle-Cell Anemia. It's a longshot, but perhaps with skin bleaching and prayer some of those people might be able to supress their animalistic impulses.
Yes, that is an excellent point, Brother Monty. I would also like to point out that the white pastors who have been caught in adultery scandals (Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, myself, etc.) often have been seduced and entrapped by charismatic vixens. We are all very good men, but sometimes Satan does tricks to steer us off the course.

Negro ministers on the other hand are just naturally horny. There's no "wrestling of the soul" internally. They go out and have sex with as many women as possible. See, it goes back to how God designed the races.

God designed the white race to have fewer babies, to be intelligent and sexually-controlled. But the negro race lives in the dangerous jungles of Africa, so in order to survive, they need to reproduce constantly since half their niglets get eaten by lions. So negroes naturally have sex with anything in sight to keep their population numbers from dwindling.

The problem arises when they are taken out of their natural jungle and savannah habitats and put into civilization. Civilization is very daunting and confusing for negroes. Like a tamed wolf, they can live in peaceful coexistence with humans, but they have their natural impulses lurking underneath.

Needless to say, it doesn't matter what job a negro does, albeit busboy, shoeshiner, waiter, or pastor....they still have that raw untamed negro sexuality in their blood and have no way of controlling it.



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Needless to say, it doesn't matter what job a negro does, albeit busboy, shoeshiner, waiter, or pastor....they still have that raw untamed negro sexuality in their blood and have no way of controlling it.
I know there are going to be some liberals who point the finger at our Reverend Osborne and accuse him of being a racist, so I feel compelled to remind folks that statistically there are three unwanted black babies for every one unwanted white baby. Some folks have babies like others have puppies. Well, I think it might just be God's way of making sure us white folks have plenty of help around the estate.
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Default Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv - 09-18-2009, 06:05 PM

You are mistaking "Negro" for "nigger", a racist term. We do not tolerate racism here, and do not use such language.


OH NO!!!! Then you have not seen another post including many members of your website, including "Pastor Ezekial," who repeatedly used racist terms for Japanese people. Take a look, you will be ashamed of your fellow "Christians"

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t=21184&page=6

Also, (nt towardswhat makes this thread racist is the title: "No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wives" This is sad and pathetic for you to label all black people the same. I feel sorry for your souls. I could care less if my user name is labeled "unsaved trash," because you people on here have God complexes, and don't listen to reason. Making assumptions about a person's faith just because they stand up for their beliefs in not being racist? Go back to seminary "Reverend"
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Default Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv - 09-18-2009, 06:10 PM

How is the title racist? It's simply parroting what a book (written by a NEGRESS) is saying. She is a prominent minister's wife in the negro church community and wrote a book about the widespread philandering and adultery that goes on. All I did was make people aware of it, and you have the nerve to call me racist?

Also, is it racist to simply point out facts? Is Sister Glendora racist for publishing completely true statistics about negroidal promiscuity? I think you need to rethink what the term "racism" means. Also, you should quit judging True Christians™ on here, for what you are doing is against God's Word.



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Default Re: No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wiv - 09-18-2009, 06:30 PM

Oh man this is great. Did you not read what I said? The title makes this racist. "No Surprise: Negro Ministers are Horny and Cheat on their Wives" NO SURPRISE???? How is that not racist? And expressing a divergent point of view is by no means against God's Word. God doesn't judge me for standing up against racism. He will judge you in your sin. Stop acting like you own everyone, and hear people out.
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