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MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES! Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part.

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Default Hi - 12-29-2009, 04:01 PM
Any single Christian lad want to chat?
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Angry Re: Hi - 12-29-2009, 10:33 PM
This is not a pickup joint for brit sluts.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hi - 12-30-2009, 02:28 AM
Disgusting.

How many promiscious Muslim women come here with such requests? None. This is because they have self respect and love for Allah.

This is proof Jesus (pigs be upon him) can not save the world, only Sharia Law and Islam can.

Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
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Default Re: Hi - 12-30-2009, 02:35 AM
A dirty Arab at Landover! Don't you have a mustached woman to beat somewhere? This filthy slut doesn't need you telling her how bad she is! That's what we're for!
Begone sand demon.

God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Default Re: Hi - 12-30-2009, 05:21 PM
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Default Re: Hi - 01-01-2010, 07:04 AM
Hey cutie, I may not be a lad but I sure do know how to have some fun in the bedroom!


boys suck anyways
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Yet more proof of what happens when people twist scripture and follow Jesus(pigs be upon him) instead of Allah.

This would never happen if we had Sharia Law.

Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
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Yet more proof of what happens when people twist scripture and follow Jesus(pigs be upon him) instead of Allah.

This would never happen if we had Sharia Law.
There's plenty of hell bound mooslim lesbians out there, I've seen em. Hell I remember putting two of em down myself. Saw em kissin through my scope just before i popped off a couple rounds to stop em from detonating that large package under their shirts.

Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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There's plenty of hell bound mooslim lesbians out there, I've seen em. Hell I remember putting two of em down myself. Saw em kissin through my scope just before i popped off a couple rounds to stop em from detonating that large package under their shirts.
We would have done the same.

Except instead of shooting them we would have buried them up to their armpits and stoned them in accordance with Sharia Law as dictated to us by Allah and His Messenger, The Prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him).

Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
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Default Re: Hi - 01-02-2010, 06:50 AM
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We would have done the same.

Except instead of shooting them we would have buried them up to their armpits and stoned them in accordance with Sharia Law as dictated to us by Allah and His Messenger, The Prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him).
Sorry, Mr True Path, but killing for Jesus is superior to killing for Mohammed. I don't have time to explain why but if you google Dick Cheney you can get a good answer from his on-line speeches.
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Default Re: Hi - 02-22-2010, 01:41 AM
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Oh, sweetie. I think the first thing we need to visit is your profile. You state that you "love pie." I think this may be attracting flannel-clad lesbians more so than the "lads" you seek. Start there and let's reconvene in another month, OK?
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