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Smile God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal - 09-06-2014, 04:36 AM

Genesis 1:21
And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Some atheist former colleagues of mine have repeatedly mocked and persecuted me for my views on Creation by challenging me to show them God creating new things. Well, God showed them! A totally new animal kind was recently Created, an animal so bizarre and unexpected that atheist nincompoop scholars have absolutely no way of classifying it. An unprecedented animal kind in the deep waters of the oceans (Genesis 1:10). I'm expecting the apologies and conversions any minute now.

Quote:
A mushroom-shaped sea animal discovered off the Australian coast has defied classification in the tree of life.
A team of scientists at the University of Copenhagen says the tiny organism does not fit into any of the known subdivisions of the animal kingdom.
Some important items to note.
1. They named this animal Dendrogramma. Remember this for future desperate attempts to unsolve the mystery in atheists journals.
2. God really knows how to hit atheists where it hurts the most. He actually revealed His newest Creation to Danish atheists, representatives of the most revolting nation on Earth!
3. There is NO WAY this could have been unobserved for centuries. It is a NEW CREATION!

Quote:
The new organisms are multicellular but mostly non-symmetrical, with a dense layer of gelatinous material between the outer skin cell and inner stomach cell layers.
The researchers did find some similarities to other animal groupings, such as the Cnidaria - the phylum that comprises corals and jellyfish - and the Ctenophora, which includes the marine organisms known as comb jellies. But the new organisms did not fulfil all the criteria required for inclusion in either of those categories.
It looks like a mushroom with a gut. This is a sure sign of Intelligent Design. No human man could ever come up with an idea like this. It is so bizarre, so out of our everyday experience. And the odds of it forming by random chance in mere 6000 years as the evil lootionary theory claims - it's ridiculous! And the mouth is at the end of the stalk and the anus on the cap! Who could think of a design like that. It must be a sodomy-preventing mechanism!



Compare this to the results of atheist scum when they try to create a single simple cell. Almost simultaneously with the Godly news, a group of God-mockers boasted that they had built an actual cell!

Their creation is described as follows:
Quote:
...a... sack of fluid...
I's soooooo impressed...

But this is a serious lesson to learn. God Creates. Atheists mock God. God kicks their ass in their silly games. God is NOT fond of impostors!

Job 40:9
Hast thou an arm like God? or canst thou thunder with a voice like him?

Acts 17:29
Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold, or silver, or stone, graven by art and man's device.

Romans 1:20
For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:


The intestinally fortified mushroom is a standing ovation of the intricate Creativity of Jesus and shows how He despises and enjoys ridiculing those who deny Him.

Thank you, Jesus! Praise Jesus! Come quickly, Jesus! Take me now!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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