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Default Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal - 09-09-2014, 05:59 AM

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This is miraculous! Must be another example of God's creative powers. No living man except a True Christian™ such as Brother Cranky could come up with walking plants. This is certainly also a fairly new Creation just discovered. And according to Scripture there are lots of these hidden trasures conjured by our LORD.

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Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.


The above shows that the Creation is still going strong!



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I have to wonder do those walking plants originate from Racetrack Playa in Death Valley. Seems everything seems to walk around there, even very large rocks that are found to have propelled themselves several hundred feet overnight. No one can say because these ''scientists'' say no one has ever seen the event themselves....They seem to say that a lot when they can't find a reproducible (by them) rational for the event. Instead of saying it happened because of the glory of God and his intervention they produce ''theories" sorry I ramble on, I just get so mad I could spit because of their theories.
Another Godly miracle looking for a theory.



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Default Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal - 09-09-2014, 03:17 PM

They want a theory? I've got a theory for them. How about ? How's THAT for a theory???


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Default Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal - 09-09-2014, 04:24 PM

Since this thing is made by the Christian God a Christian should give it a name. I'm tired of self proclaimed scientists that give stuff their name even they have no right to do so.
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Default Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal - 09-09-2014, 05:13 PM

This creature was just discovered.
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Default Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal - 09-09-2014, 08:15 PM

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This creature was just discovered.
You're confused, dear. That's not a creature. That's a piece of art representing a creature.



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You're confused, dear. That's not a creature. That's a piece of art representing a creature.

Yes it is. Unfortunately the creature got killed by a bunch of crazy atheists before it could be photographed. I have no idea if there's any survivors. If there isn't I hope that they at least went to heaven.
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Yes it is. Unfortunately the creature got killed by a bunch of crazy atheists before it could be photographed. I have no idea if there's any survivors. If there isn't I hope that they at least went to heaven.
Maybe you should go back and re-read Mrs. Etheldreda's post.



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Maybe you should go back and re-read Mrs. Etheldreda's post.

I did. That creature was alive and well in a jungle in Ecuador. When I spotted it my camera was out of battery. I had to go back to civilization to charge it. Before I could go back and take a photograph I discovered that it was killed by a bunch of atheists. I decided to make this piece of art to represent it, so it's beauty wouldn't be forgotten.
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I did. That creature was alive and well in a jungle in Ecuador. When I spotted it my camera was out of battery. I had to go back to civilization to charge it. Before I could go back and take a photograph I discovered that it was killed by a bunch of atheists. I decided to make this piece of art to represent it, so it's beauty wouldn't be forgotten.

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Default Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal - 09-09-2014, 11:12 PM

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I just smoked some weed.
Reagrding this confession of a sodomy-causing sin I'm not surprised that you'd post pictures of crude decorative pieces in your hallusinogenic depravity!

1 Peter 4:7
But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer.


We are preparing for the End of Days with serious Bible discussion but you wish to joke until the end. Of course, your laughter is going to seamlessly melt into the chorus of anguised cries of horror once the bottomless pit shows its true nature to you.

Galatians 6:7
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.



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Reagrding this confession of a sodomy-causing sin I'm not surprised that you'd post pictures of crude decorative pieces in your hallusinogenic depravity!

1 Peter 4:7
But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer.


We are preparing for the End of Days with serious Bible discussion but you wish to joke until the end. Of course, your laughter is going to seamlessly melt into the chorus of anguised cries of horror once the bottomless pit shows its true nature to you.

Galatians 6:7
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.



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Beware Brother!
I believe you are dealing with one of those hippies here! I don't think she can get you hooked on anything over the interweb but she may be trying!


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I believe you are dealing with one of those hippies here! I don't think she can get you hooked on anything over the interweb but she may be trying!

Thank you Brother. I am most alarmed. Of course, the issue is covered in the Good Book (as always):

Acts 4:25 Who by the mouth of thy servant David hast said, Why did the heathen rage, and the people imagine vain things?

Why indeed? Why imagine with sinful hallucinations when you could be studying the REAL FACTUAL wonders of the Bible?! Unicorns, nephilim and cherubim, the Behemoth dinosaur, chariots, fires up on the mountains and down in the bush, walking dead, etc.

Or one could just see the newly-Created miracles of the natural world, such as this mushroom-animal.



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Default Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal - 09-13-2014, 02:36 PM

An update. The Creation of new species continues to baffle atheist scientists. If only they for once stopped and dared consider the simple and elegant explanation of supernatural Creation ex nihilo!

Also a new mammal has been Created within the last year. It is called olinguito and it is a mix of a raccoon and some kind of marmot based on the picture.



And the secular community admits that this is indeed beyond explanation.

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Surely by now, in the age of GPS and Google Earth, there is nothing in the natural world left to be discovered. The rainforests and the mountains and the valleys have given up their secrets to the generations of intrepid explorers and naturalists who have catalogued hundreds of thousands of separate species.
How blind can they be. The explanation is given to us by Jesus!

Genesis 1:24
And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.


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