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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-19-2007, 09:43 PM

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Please, try and think straight for a moment in here. He SLAUGHTERED GOOKS FOR AMERICA AND JESUS! Or possibly he was just doing it for the money, which is plausible as he's shown himself to lack any kind of moral code whatsoever. Either way, he was still a professional gook-killer. How is shooting commie slants not raising your hand in anger?

Oh, so you're a Marxist-Leninist as well as a goth? How has your father failed to execute you this far?

All that glue you're sniffing can't be good for your brain. If the Ramones had been around for longer than Satan, then that would prove that Satan couldn't have invented rock'n'roll. But, despite appearances, Iggy Pop is actually younger than Lucifer, so that proves that rock is indeed the devil's music.
Let me give you another example, to show how flawed your logic is: Alexander Graham Bell was around before telephones. Does that mean that telephones cannot have been his invention?
Alright you have made a point although that's not what i was getting at. dont you think the devil would have made his music way back when? its not the devils creation either..i dont recall ever reading that the devil was in a rock band. And glue sniffing? i have ALL of my braincells intact. Don't assume anything about me (well you may just keep it to your self) insults have no place in meaningful conversation.


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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-19-2007, 09:48 PM

Definition of a Marxist-Leninist, please. I do not know what you mean.
Also, who listens to Iggy Pop? He's rap not rock. There is a difference.
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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-19-2007, 09:50 PM

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Definition of a Marxist-Leninist, please. I do not know what you mean.
Also, who listens to Iggy Pop? He's rap not rock. There is a difference.

Um...he meant Iggy Pop and the stooges , One of the early punk rock bands.


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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-21-2007, 02:26 AM

My mistake. I'm sorry.
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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-21-2007, 03:55 AM

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When have I ever uttered a communist slant?
When did we ever accuse you of milking Miss Hikari? And, more to the point, why are you so eager to deny something of which you were never accused?


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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-21-2007, 04:08 AM

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When did we ever accuse you of milking Miss Hikari? And, more to the point, why are you so eager to deny something of which you were never accused?
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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-21-2007, 04:34 AM

Okay, I misread the post. But so did Brother Temperence. I have never raised my hand in anger. My father is a different story....
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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-22-2007, 05:01 PM

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When have I ever uttered a communist slant?
What are you talking about? Your father shot commie gooks for a living, and you listen to music promoting communist gookishness as a lifestyle. Sounds like you're the one with the problem, not me.


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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-22-2007, 09:27 PM

XD

Smoke on the Water!?

SATANIST!?

You've never seen TOOL and the awesomeness that's Maynard James Keenan, Danny Carey or Adam Jones live.

Poor poor deprived Chris-chins.
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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-22-2007, 09:48 PM

Sir we will not tolerate such visual pornography here on Jesus' personal messageboard. It is a well-known fact that everything you mentioned there is useless except for glorifying Satan. Why you bother to bring it up here is beyond me.


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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-22-2007, 09:53 PM

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Sir we will not tolerate such visual pornography here on Jesus' personal messageboard. It is a well-known fact that everything you mentioned there is useless except for glorifying Satan. Why you bother to bring it up here is beyond me.
Because Maynard has a better, more wordly message then JEsus could ever hope to spread.

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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-22-2007, 10:42 PM

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Because Maynard has a better, more wordly message then JEsus could ever hope to spread.

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Just listen to "Judith." She'll guide you.
It's amazing what some people will come up with just so they don't have to deal with the responsibility given them by the Father in Heaven. It is truly sad to see just what bizarre "theories" they will come up with


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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-24-2007, 02:08 AM

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It's amazing what some people will come up with just so they don't have to deal with the responsibility given them by the Father in Heaven. It is truly sad to see just what bizarre "theories" they will come up with
My dad's not in heaven. He's asleep.

Silly "Chris-chin."

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And a scientific theory, by definition "A set of statements or principles devised to explain a group of facts or phenomena, especially one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena."

So, while you all can go around believing that died for you 2007 years ago and prefer that fantasy over the reality that there is no heaven, and no hell, then so be it.

Evolution will have it's way with your kind eventually.
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My dad's not in heaven. He's asleep.
Your father is being sodomised in hell right now boy, just as you will be as soon as Jesus decides to kill you. Not that you ever knew who your father was, did you?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands - 06-24-2007, 02:18 AM

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Your father is being sodomised in hell right now boy, just as you will be as soon as Jesus decides to kill you. Not that you ever knew who your father was, did you?
Really?

Cause I just went in, and he's asleep in his bed, next to my female mother.

Wow, I NEVER knew hell was located in my parents' bedroom.

Maybe you Troo Chris-chins should get your collective heads out of your @55e5, and take a good look at the world around you.

Maybe read a book OTHER then the Bible.

If you ever get tired of arguing against me, just join me.

Another message, from me.

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