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Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-07-2012, 03:02 AM
I don't recall seeing so much photo shopped material coming from every which way for a long time. It's on TV and in print everywhere you look.
Did this space vehicle really land on the planet, Mars? No.
The reason we know it did not is the timing. If it were real landing, it would not have happened at a crucial point of the campaign season. What a scripted sight, a room full of uniformed actors pretending to be staff of the space ship, all jumping up and down and high fiving.
Obama can fool the news media, but not the members of Landover Baptist Church.
Obvious photo shopping:
http://news.yahoo.com/mars-rover-cur...005531743.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-07-2012, 03:11 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-07-2012, 03:51 AM
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Interesting site, with an interesting link.
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There is Something about "Space" that THEY Don't Want You to Know: The Sun "Spiral-Orbits" Around theMOTIONLESS,Spherical Earth!! The World (Earth and unattached atmosphere) is neither rotating around its own axis nor orbiting the Sun. In reality the Sun, Stars and Moon are going around the Stationary, Spherical World just as observed and just as the Bible, Quran, and 1 Enoch say:
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-07-2012, 03:57 AM
It saddens me to think of how many new Baptist Churches could have been built for all the money sunk into this money pit of a hoax.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-07-2012, 06:05 AM
Friends - it is a hoax, of course. And also part of Obama's outreach plan to appease the terrorist Muslims. Think of how many B2 bombers we could have purchased with $2.5B... maybe one. For just a little more though, we could have definitely bought one. More, to replace the one that crashed (out of 21 we already bought).
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-07-2012, 05:52 PM
This whole thing was just perpetuated to force Congress to spend even MORE hard-working Republicans' money on so-called science hooey. Now NASA wants to send a submarine off to the moons of Jupiter . What good does that do us here? Unless it's a pool of oil, I don't want to know about it. I'm not sure if Obama noticed, but there isn't exactly a waterway that connects us to Jupiter.
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-07-2012, 09:00 PM
Oooo boy Nasa is getting pretty desperate. They say the below is an actual image from Mars...please.
That is obviously just outside of Las Vegas (and they couldn't even get the instagram settings right ).
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-07-2012, 09:09 PM
Brothers, we know that this is evidence of Obama's satanic scheme.
2 Thessalonians
2:7 For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way.
2:8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: 2:9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
It is just another sign of the Lord's plan to Rapture® His Church©.
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13:14 But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let him that readeth understand,) then let them that be in Judaea flee to the mountains:
13:23 But take ye heed: behold, I have foretold you all things.
Amen Lord Jesus! We remain ever vigilant and rapture ready in the face of the escapades of the LIEberal conspiracy to infect the world with more lies.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-08-2012, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
Oooo boy Nasa is getting pretty desperate. They say the below is an actual image from Mars...please.
That is obviously just outside of Las Vegas (and they couldn't even get the instagram settings right ).
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LOL, Brother JC. For $2.58 billion, that's the best photo NASA could get? Hah! Even my crappy camera phone takes better pictures than that. Well, you know the old expression, "Close enough for guvmint work."
I think it's obvious what the solution is: privatize NASA. My company would gladly buy up Cape Canaveral and turn it into a Disney-style amusement park. We've already got a prototype for the space shuttle ride:
We'd have a paintball combat area where you can shoot aliens. The adjacent fast food restaurant would serve up "alien burgers." And of course, there'd be alien-themed drink vending machines:
And you can rest assured that we wouldn't forget the adults. We've got big plans for an all-night alien-themed titty club, with a massage parlor in the back:
Family values on Mars
Our factories in China could churn out a steady stream of alien crap souvenirs in no time. That stuff has fantastic mark-up - a T-shirt we manufacture for less than 50 cents easily sells for $15!
But I tell ya'll, what irks me most about NASA are those lame "Martian robots" they came up with. I mean all those things do is drive around (at super-slow speed), snap bad-quality photos, dig through the dirt. Jesus H Christ, you'd think that they would at least mount some cool weapons on these things! Now if my company had designed these machines, I can assure you that they'd look much different:
Well, I think it's fair to say that my company's vision for the space program is far closer to mainstream American values than a socialist organization like NASA (which can't even turn a profit!). Hells bells, with prime Florida real estate and all that free publicity, they should be raking it in. Fortunately, when Romney becomes president, he'll be privatizing whatever's left of the guvmint. Then at long last, Americans will get the space program that they truly deserve!
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-08-2012, 03:06 AM
Amen brother. All Obama and the demoncrats have ever wanted to do is to find "proof" of little green men from outer space because that would prove the Holy Bible to be a complete fraud. That's their goal, mark my words.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-09-2012, 10:56 PM
lol you tards can't be serious. Even when nasa is posting haz cam pics you still believe they're fake?
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-10-2012, 01:07 AM
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lol you tards can't be serious. Even when nasa is posting haz cam pics you still believe they're fake?
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Dear Stinkwad:
Have you ever seen Jurassic Park?
Those dinosaurs look every bit as real as the NASA pics.
Do you think there is an island covered with dinosaurs?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-10-2012, 01:47 AM
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lol you tards can't be serious. Even when nasa is posting haz cam pics you still believe they're fake?
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Dear Mr. Stink:
PT Barnum said a sucker is born every minute. You are this minute's sucker.
Didn't you notice the similarity to pictures of deserts in the U. S.? Please look at them again.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-11-2012, 11:57 PM
Allright. What would be the purpose of a "hidden" nasa agenda?
Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-12-2012, 12:49 AM
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Allright. What would be the purpose of a "hidden" nasa agenda?
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Funnel billions to Obama and his cronies, what else?
Oh, and promote Marxism through the atheist agenda, "proving" the Bible is wrong.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-12-2012, 03:12 AM
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Allright. What would be the purpose of a "hidden" nasa agenda?
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What do you think they do with all that money? Did you honestly believe that a toilet seat costs $8,000?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-12-2012, 06:21 AM
This whole Mars hoax may be nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt by the Obama administration to use Christian tax dollars (and NASA funding) to pander to the mooselimbs in order to capture their votes in the November elections. The silly mooselimbs believe their prophet moohammed's (piss be upon him) name is written on Mars.
Islam Miracle - Muhammad (saw) Name on Mars 2010
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-13-2012, 02:00 AM
Praise Jesus!
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-13-2012, 03:24 AM
In all of these phony pictures, has anyone seen a planted Old Glory Red White and Blue Amercian Flag?
If this were a legitimate event, a U. S. flag would be front and center. And, we would be able to confirm the flag is there on Google satillite photos. I can't find any such photos.
This rediculous notion "a robot is collecting sceintific data" is nuts because the only reason for going there would have been to claim it for the U. S.
Obviously, there is no robot on Mars.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign. -
08-13-2012, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
This whole Mars hoax may be nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt by the Obama administration to use Christian tax dollars (and NASA funding) to pander to the mooselimbs in order to capture their votes in the November elections. The silly mooselimbs believe their prophet moohammed's (piss be upon him) name is written on Mars.
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I bet the whole plan is to write it more clearly!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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