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Didymus' Poem #1 -
07-09-2010, 06:22 AM
Hi. This piece is called, "I Think My Life Has a CRC Error, 'Cause Something Doesn't Add Up #1" (think Beastie Boys):
Straight out the womb, soon's Midwife caught cha
It ain't your choice, it's what they taught cha
The Fear of God, earliest gotcha
Your 'ternal soul, it's why they sought cha
True salvation™, it's how they bought cha
The Love of God, disquieting gotcha
It's serve or die, decision's fraught, yah?
Digging for Aum, it's come to naught, yah?
No Sign of God, a perilous gotcha
Forever calls, look what it's brought cha
But easy to get, it's really not, yah?
The Word of God, the biggest gotcha
Thank you.
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
07-09-2010, 06:35 AM
Your filthy ebonics jive-talk gave me a headache. Try writing in American next time.
I couldn't make sense of any of that, but you should know that we glorify Jesus with our poetry here.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
07-10-2010, 05:39 AM
Very clever copy/paste job. Why would you imagine that we would be interested in hearing the lyrics of some niggermusic song by a band that promotes bestiality?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
07-10-2010, 06:26 AM
Jedediah: I'd intended the first two lines of the poem to imply that it did not apply to True Christianity™, as you do not believe in early baptism. If that was not clear, I apologize.
Pastor Zeke: Those are my own words, else I'd have given credit. The reference was to set the rhythm, if you will. I obviously misread the tolerance given to some previous posts.1000 points and a red card. Is that a record?
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
07-10-2010, 12:09 PM
I could not understand a word of that poem/song.
What language is it written in.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
07-12-2010, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Jedediah: I'd intended the first two lines of the poem to imply that it did not apply to True Christianity™, as you do not believe in early baptism. If that was not clear, I apologize.
Pastor Zeke: Those are my own words, else I'd have given credit. The reference was to set the rhythm, if you will. I obviously misread the tolerance given to some previous posts.1000 points and a red card. Is that a record?
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No sir, it is not anywhere near a record.
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
07-20-2010, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
I could not understand a word of that poem/song.
What language is it written in.
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I think it's in Indian. Don't the Godless heathen hindoos call tea "cha" in their primitive jibber jabber?
What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
07-20-2010, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Snapper Grogan
I think it's in Indian. Don't the Godless heathen hindoos call tea "cha" in their primitive jibber jabber?
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I think you are right.
Did he put cha at the end of every line,
to try and make it rhyme.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
07-20-2010, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Jedediah
Your filthy ebonics jive-talk gave me a headache. Try writing in American next time.
I couldn't make sense of any of that, but you should know that we glorify Jesus with our poetry here.
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just thought i would point this out... ITS ENGLISH YOU RETARD
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
07-20-2010, 04:32 AM
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just thought i would point this out... ITS ENGLISH YOU RETARD
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Now, friend, why so hostile? Maybe you should look into one of Brother Dirk's Anger Management programs. I'm sure the retards like you insulting others in their name, too.
As far as I'm concerned, the "English" do not speak that language. They speak Cockney, Scouse, Borders, Lancastrian, Geordie, Scots, etc. At least there are some people in America that speak it as it is written. If I had my druthers, it'd be called Canadian, but I'm outvoted here.
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
07-20-2010, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Snapper Grogan
I think it's in Indian. Don't the Godless heathen hindoos call tea "cha" in their primitive jibber jabber?
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So young Didymus has written an Ode to Tea then? I do enjoy a good cuppa! Let's see if a little translation helps:
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Your 'ternal soul, it's why they sought [tea]
True salvation™, it's how they bought [tea]
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... hmm, I still can't quite understand what it is he's trying to say, but I do feel compelled to put the kettle on.
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
09-07-2010, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers
So young Didymus has written an Ode to Tea then? I do enjoy a good cuppa! Let's see if a little translation helps:
... hmm, I still can't quite understand what it is he's trying to say, but I do feel compelled to put the kettle on.
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I do like a good tea song and like you i think i will make a "brew" 1 spoonful for me one for Jesus and one for the pot.
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
01-20-2012, 01:09 AM
This is how I do a shameless vanity bump.
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
01-20-2012, 03:30 AM
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This is how I do a shameless vanity bump.
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We hate you as much as Jesus does.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
01-20-2012, 03:37 AM
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This is how I do a shameless vanity bump.
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This forum is for praising Jesus!
Psalm 119:13
I hate vain thoughts: but thy law do I love.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
02-05-2012, 02:00 AM
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This is how I do a shameless vanity bump.
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Odd.
People are usually vain about good things.
Are you a masochist or something? Do you 'get off' on humiliation?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
02-05-2012, 03:51 AM
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Odd.
People are usually vain about good things.
Are you a masochist or something? Do you 'get off' on humiliation?
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Weak art shies from criticism.
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
11-23-2013, 11:19 PM
Have you thought of setting your poetry to music?
I would download it.
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Re: Didymus' Poem #1 -
11-24-2013, 01:32 AM
I praise The Lord that there has never been a poem #2!
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