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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 05-19-2013, 01:56 PM

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Ex., in a kingdom where the king is a tyrant, and the people live in torment, the people would rebel, or harbor rebellious thoughts towards the king. Any person who possess a rational mindset has a chance (a considerably high) chance of rebelling or harboring the thought.

It's easy for the king to exploit what the people want the most, bliss. He just has to banish rational thinking from the people, therefore eliminating most chances of rebellion.

He describes an omnipotent being (which is actually himself, dubbed "God") who dominions over tiny, puny humans who ate a fruit and made him furious (this is the people, except with the whole original sin thing degrading them further) and promises happiness to those who completely, and I stress "completely" as much as possible, to him.

In this case instead of starving people and a filthy rich king, we have an almighty God and humans who, compared to God can practically do nothing and allegedly pissed him off. Chances of rebellion are so much more less, almost impossible in the second situation.

From this viewpoint, Christianity already presents itself as a mind control religion.

If you live for none but God, kill yourself, this world has nothing for you. You say it's "God's trial". Yeah sure it is, to make you "realize" how meaningless this world is to you according to God. Your God has proven himself...not as "loving" and "forgiving" as he is said to be.

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None of what you say makes any sense. If God was insane He would have not given us the Bible so that we may have a system of morality.

Is it brain washing to not want to live next door to murderers, paedophiles and gays?

God shows us how to be righteous and thus not go to Hell. Why would anyone have issue with that.

You strike me as a young woman with a grudge against God: why do you reject him.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 05-20-2013, 03:04 AM

Naw, I'm just saying Christianity is a mind control religion. This whole "God hates rock music thing", is just another attempt to shove religion into every aspect of our lives. Controlling our lives, then slowly seeping into our minds.

The only "free will" we get here is two options.

1. Be God's slave
2. Burn, along with a horned asshole.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 05-20-2013, 03:21 AM

I'm not a woman, though being one could be interesting...GIGGITY.

I reject God because he teaches his version of "love", a controlled life, where he expects you to live and do things as he says or burn in hell. It's not being saved, it's narrowly escaping Hell. It's not love, it's saving your life then making you a slave.

Christianity spreads hate like it or not. God's version of "love" is quite a twisted one.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 05-20-2013, 09:42 PM

There was a time where I used to listen to rock and only rock music, I have to admit it was a pretty dark part of my life and I was never in touch with God during this time.

Now I spread the word among my peers about how bad rock can be and even though it may just appear to be meaningless sounds it can penetrate the weaker souls.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 08-03-2013, 04:04 AM

Hey all, hope you're having a great day!

I'm new here. To be entirely honest I can't tell wether or not some of the stuff on here is troll or not, but I don't care too much.

Just wondering what your thoughts are on "Christian Rock"

However in this case I'd like to clarify that I mean rock music. Not rock culture. I know as well as you do that the culture of rock can be sketchy, I'm not here to argue that. However, in this context, "rock" refers to hymms/songs done using drums, bass/electric/acoustic guitars, keyboards and the like. Generally (but not nessecarily) quite upbeat.

Personally I find this a really good way to worship our great God, and much easier to get heaps passionate about. Going through the lyrics, they clearly glorify God.

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 08-03-2013, 04:05 AM

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 08-03-2013, 04:09 AM

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Ahoy!

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No, not here to flame/troll/similar, just want to hear the thoughts of some other people

I am Christian just as a "by the way" thing. I'm pretty thankful that Jesus has saved me

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 08-08-2013, 03:24 AM

Wow! This is so interesting. I just went through and deleted all music in my library. I didn't know it had such an effect on a person! I won't listen to any more music until I KNOW exactly what is pleasing to God and what isn't.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 08-08-2013, 03:46 AM

I hope you got rid of all your "Lady Gaga" records. Because she is on the fast track to hell. She is a provocative lezbean and "bangedcelebs.com" will keep you informed!



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 08-09-2013, 12:28 AM

I deleted every last song! I've decided also to block things like youtube and itunes since I've been so foolish in my life to listen to trash in the past. I had my friend Daniel change the password to my computer so I can't go onto any unfit websites. He's keeping the password for me just in case.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 08-09-2013, 12:51 AM

Haha, never realized how crazy people were these days. I just wanted to say that music doesn't control your behavior; your upbringing and personality does ( you know, nature vs. nurture, that whole science thing you don't know much about). I also doubt God hates rock and roll, but he might just hate you for putting untrue words in his mouth. No where in the Bible does Jesus ever say let's go watch your friends and family burn in hell
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 08-09-2013, 05:29 AM

I'm really scared to write anything because I know nothing and I don't want to overstep my bounds, but you shouldn't contradict the pastors! As if you've actually read the whole Bible. Don't be rude! I haven't read the whole Bible, but through my studies and reading on the forums I did come across this verse,

Psalms 37:12-13 12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth. The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 08-09-2013, 05:37 AM

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Haha, never realized how crazy people were these days. I just wanted to say that music doesn't control your behavior; your upbringing and personality does ( you know, nature vs. nurture, that whole science thing you don't know much about). I also doubt God hates rock and roll, but he might just hate you for putting untrue words in his mouth. No where in the Bible does Jesus ever say let's go watch your friends and family burn in hell
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I'm really scared to write anything because I know nothing and I don't want to overstep my bounds, but you shouldn't contradict the pastors! As if you've actually read the whole Bible. Don't be rude! I haven't read the whole Bible, but through my studies and reading on the forums I did come across this verse,

Psalms 37:12-13 12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth. The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

I'm really sorry if I've overstepped. I'll be quiet now.
My reply was to this message by the way. Just wanted to make sure. <3
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Default • • • THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CHRISTIAN ROCK • • • - 08-09-2013, 06:22 AM

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Just wondering what your thoughts are on "Christian Rock"
I don't have any "thoughts" about Christian rock. None are necessary. Rock music is satanic. The expression "Rock" or "Rock & Roll" or "Jazz" or "Boogiewoogie" all mean the same thing:

[verb] to copulate.

Glorification of sex is not simply not Christian, it is anti-Christian. You might as well say "Christian bordello" or "Christian witchdoctor" and since this point has been covered frequently before, I can't imagine how you'd even need to ask the question.

Now sure in Psalm 150 a variety of instruments are mentioned. Here is the whole Psalm:
PSALM 150 Praise ye the LORD. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs. Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals. Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD. KJV
  • trumpet
  • psaltery
  • harp
  • timbrel
  • stringed instruments
  • organs
  • loud cymbals
  • high sounding cymbals
That covers most of the instruments in a modern orchestra or indeed rock band. Musicians probably discuss exactly what a psaltery is but if we allow that it belongs to the zither family, which includes dulcimers and therefore pianos (a sort of mechanised dulcimer), and that the timbrel sometimes had a drum skin stretched across it (like a tambourine) it's all there. Except woodwinds - but they are mentioned elsewhere.

It's not the instruments. It's what's played on them (except synthesizers programmed with post hypnotic subliminal voice samples). Nothing named after what goes on in a crackhouse has anything to do with God. Satan is the pioneer in that department and ALWAYS chooses appropriate names for his cacophony all the way from Ragtime (brothel music, I don't need to specify further) to Dubstep.

Whatever you think you're worshipping when you make with the Rock noodling it's not God. Therefore it is not Christian.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 08-09-2013, 04:08 PM

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No where in the Bible does Jesus ever say let's go watch your friends and family burn in hell
Of course Bible will not go into such detail, to name every single person burnt in hell so it would cover your friends and family. What Bible is clear about is that people are tormented when Jesus is about and He will laugh at their suffering.

Psalm 2:4-5 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision. Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

Revelation 14:10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 10-01-2013, 01:29 AM

http://marshill.com/2013/09/05/could...it-down-please

Mars Hill on Musical Worship. Well worth the read.

If anybody want's me, I'll be jamming with a worship band that praises God

Worship is best ship.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 12-01-2013, 08:36 PM

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1. It encourages the use of illegal drugs. Practially every one of the top 40 records being played on every radio station in the United States is a communication to the children to take a trip, to cop out, to groove. The psychedelic jackets on the record albums have their own hidden symbols and messages as well as the lyrics to all the top rock songs and they all sing the same refrain: It's fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins.
I listen to metal and I can tell you, there is very little drug use in the metal scene, at least not in today's world and most bands are from overseas from Europe, Scandinavia and most of today's power metal, melodic-death metal, whatever it may be, symphonic metal, a lot of it has anti-drug messages.. Oh, Savatage is one of those symphonic metal bands that had anti-drug messages.. Today all the band members are in the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, which fuses classical music with progressive and symphonic rock, they are known for doing Christmas albums with a fantastic and uplifting light show to top it off..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TboNW5AiHA8

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2. Drums are the instruments of satanists, devil worshipers and pagans, and should never be listened to. The rhythm has been proven to have a brainwashing effect on children, and slowly converts them to satanism. If you hear drums, block your ears! I cannot stress this enough.
Drums have been around for a VERY long time in some way or another and music is a natural part of man, Christ was a supporter of music, its art, music helped bring us out of the dark ages and music represents where the world is..

I'll go ahead and give you a power metal song, which is generally very "uplifting" and "happy" and has fast and heavy drums..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbD6Ki657m8


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3. Rock music encourages rebellion. The Lord orders us to submit to unto him, but with this rock and roll in our ears, we are likely to rebel against Him and His word. Further, the music teaches children not to listen to the wise counsel of their parents. How can we raise our children to be good Christian Americans when they listen to this rebellious filth?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v940viea6ls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEJ63HGkVfk

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4. Rock music encourages homosexuality and transvestism with men wearing make-up, and even dresses or skirts (which they try and say are "kilts", ha! We know better than to fall for that! Clearly rock represents a homosexual agenda, with all male groups touring the countryside in one bus. Most likely they are sharing the same bed as well, but let's not get into that.
Funny because Christ wore a skirt.. In fact, most men did 2,000 years ago.. And most rock musicians are straight, I don't know a single transgender or have never even seen one at a concert and out of all my metal friends, none of them are gay, most men bring their girlfriends along and there is a lot of beautiful women are most concerts I go to.. And I don't know if any bands where the members wear kilts and make-up except for some Black Meta(which is Satanic) bands and some old ass bands..

Since we're on the subject of kilts in rock music..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yd3NyVN1Ds

Also, let me present to you "Within Temptation" who's vocalist is happily married to one of the other band members and they have children..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6MpsDPKts

Oh, here's one of my current favorite bands with a female fronted vocalist "Delain"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuFsMtXJXbc

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5. Rock encourages women to start thinking for themselves, and to believe that they don't need a husband to guide and lead them. So-called female rockers parade on stage singing about nonsense like "independence". All such performers are lesbians or possibly bisexual, as some travel alone with large groups of men.


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6. So-called "Christian" rock groups are the worst of all. Not only do they put the name of our almighty God into these "songs" with drums and guitars, which is the height of blasphemy might I add, but they're also part of the same agenda as the rest of them. They attempt to fool good Christian children and parents into buying their music in order to brainwash them and convert them to satanism.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! +1 I have been listening to rock and metal since a child and I am not satanic.. Also, where's your facts to back this up? From my experience, rock and metal music is the only thing left in this world that truly brings people together..

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7. Rock tries to tell us that the government is wrong, but only when a Republican is in office. Look how they've stopped doing that since Comrade Obama muscled his way into office. They've always wanted to destroy our beautiful capitalist country with their socialist ideals. Remember, it's a small step from rock music to communism.
O' really!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GyDgA0mLx0




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8. Rock music encourages promiscuity and whoredom with their overly sexual lyrics and innuendo. They parade around on stage and in videos half-naked in an attempt to convince young girls (and boys) that they want to have sex with them. Studies have shown that children and teenagers who listen to rock are 22% more likely to have sex with older persons. Rock music = pedophilia.
So do they dress in skirts and dressed on stage(as you said above) or do they parade around on stage in videos half naked in an attempt to convince young girls and boys that they want to have sex with them? I've never seen a band do neither and I have never seen a single band promote pedophilia, I am starting to think you're a troll..

Also, for your information, most metal bands are fully clothed when they play..

I present to you "Blind Guardian" who does songs mostly based off of D&D, Lord of the Rings and other nerdy things..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5c7kWJ_N64


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9. Rock concerts are often used to present propaganda about "peace". This is a clear distraction from the war that God has ordained us to win. If the rock musicians were in charge, we'd all be living under the rule of the Saudis by now!
As you can see, most people are fully clothed, clean and well mannered but it is very hot at Wacken usually as it takes place during the summer and the festival is outside.. And just about everyone is an adult..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvkYwOJZONU

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10. Lastly, rock music encourages us not to read God's Holy Bible. The lyrics of nearly all rock songs are laced with subliminal messages telling us to burn our Bibles and submit to the will of Satan! We must ensure our children read the Bible instead of listening to this filth.
Black Metal bands have gotten bad heat from church burnings in Norway, where it is hugely popular genre and is indeed Satanic, however, we as fans and those who play any other genre do not burn bibles.. There hasn't been any in a very long time.. And I absolutely do read the bible, there is no subliminal messages in nor rock or metal music.. God does not hate and no true Christian judges or condemns someone else and remember we are all sinners and Christ died for our sins.. Every man is a sinner, that's why Christ died for us, for our sins..
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 12-01-2013, 08:40 PM

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What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did you start your walk in Christ?

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 12-07-2013, 11:16 AM

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music helped bring us out of the dark ages
So how to you explain the development of harmonic theory from 600BC in Europe (Pythagoras) leading INTO the dark ages? Or the dissonant yodelling calling anti-Christians to "prayer" just about everywhere enjoying a dark age right now? It's not delivering them, is it? They can't murder one another fast enough not to mention lamping their babies' heads with swords. Sure it sounds like an ostrich strangling competition but it is music (theoretically) just as the metal sounds like a sledgehammer factory built on a major fault line.
Rock is slang for one ˝ of the fornication experience. It's that simple: CASE CLOSED everyone on the stuff goes to HELL FOREVER.
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