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03-19-2013, 10:49 PM
As most of you know, Seth makes me take the children to a sickular doctor.
Well today I brought our youngest daughter to the doctor and now he's worried about her head being too big. You've seen her in church, she's not freakishly large like this
But the doctor is going on about this being a first sign of autism, or schizophrenia, or a bunch of other "syndromes" which the name escapes me at the moment.
Now, in my opinion, she seems fine. I thought at first that she would be a little too "smart" to be a True Christian wife, but she does seem quieter than any baby I've ever had (including her older sister Rose). On the other hand, she was developing in my womb during the time that I was being "treated" for my demon possession. In fact, I went into labor a month or so early during my final session.
So did the demon leave me through my child? Is she demon possessed? Here I though she was doing so well. She's 18 months old and quiet and quite happy to be left on her own. Even at this age she seems to like things being orderly. She likes to put her toys in specific order and gets a tad upset if one of the other children mess them up. She enjoys sitting and rocking herself and I have to admit, is the easiest child I've ever dealt with.
Seth is on the road, so I have to wait for him to call me, so I turn to the knowledgeable people on here. Should I be concerned? Is there something wrong with my child? Or is this just the sickular scientists trying to label every child with one syndrome or another?
For those who have not seen her, Seth won't let me put up a picture of the kids (he's afraid of homersexual atheists kidnapping them) but her head's kind of like this.
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-19-2013, 11:41 PM
Don't pay heed to the fallacious claims of secular "doctors". Schizophrenia and autism are merely secular academic terms for demonic possession.
I wouldn't worry too much unless she starts expressing some strange behavior but at such a young age it is usually enough to correct improper behavior in children by introducing them to the rod. As I always say, it is never too early to start beating an ill behaved child.
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-20-2013, 12:20 AM
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Don't pay heed to the fallacious claims of secular "doctors". Schizophrenia and autism are merely secular academic terms for demonic possession.
I wouldn't worry too much unless she starts expressing some strange behavior but at such a young age it is usually enough to correct improper behavior in children by introducing them to the rod. As I always say, it is never too early to start beating an ill behaved child. Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
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In that case, maybe she was blessed by being born during an exorcism. As I said, she's the most well behaved child I've ever had. Sometimes you even forget she's around until you trip over her.
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-20-2013, 02:46 AM
Have you considered a head clamp or entertained the possiblity the childs bowels have simply backed up due to constipation?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-20-2013, 02:49 AM
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Have you considered a head clamp or entertained the possiblity the childs bowels have simply backed up due to constipation?
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Would that actually shrink her head? Or just make it more oval?
I was thinking of taking an old fashioned tupperware bowl and just leaving it on her.
Then again, maybe it's nothing. As I said, her head is big but not freakish.
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-20-2013, 11:31 AM
Gee, I really do not know. I have never had a child (at least that I recall) that had a freakishly large head. I know that Mason boy had one but as I recall, he did not have a skull and his head was more like one of those silicone stress things when you squeezed it. I think it got popped though.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-20-2013, 12:43 PM
I think the child has been afflicted with some curse due to having sinful parents. Were his/her parent's married when he/she was conceived?
I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-20-2013, 05:12 PM
Honestly, ma'am, I would keep a very close eye on her. I don't mean to freak you out, but my younger sister Kassidy had a very large head and was a very quiet baby as well. I'm worried because you had her during an exorcism. Kassidy was banned from stepping foot in my church for hanging all the dolls by their necks in the childrens room and refusing baptism and excorsism. Pastor Tyson says he is sure she's possessed by more than one demon because you literally get headaches around her.Only 15, and a slut.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-20-2013, 05:19 PM
She also speaks to her "imaginary friends", Aura, Phreeze, and Malcom. Thats about when my father had her institutionalized, but they kicked her out, and he STILL refuses Pastor Tyson's offer to excorsise her. I've shed a lot of tears for my sister, don't lose any for your baby. Please keep a close eye to her.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-20-2013, 09:24 PM
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Gee, I really do not know. I have never had a child (at least that I recall) that had a freakishly large head. I know that Mason boy had one but as I recall, he did not have a skull and his head was more like one of those silicone stress things when you squeezed it. I think it got popped though.
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No, she's got a skull. I talked to Seth last night and he said he'd see when he gets home.
Maybe I should get a pastors blessing on her? Don't really want to spend the money if there's nothing "really" wrong with her though
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Honestly, ma'am, I would keep a very close eye on her. I don't mean to freak you out, but my younger sister Kassidy had a very large head and was a very quiet baby as well. I'm worried because you had her during an exorcism. Kassidy was banned from stepping foot in my church for hanging all the dolls by their necks in the childrens room and refusing baptism and excorsism. Pastor Tyson says he is sure she's possessed by more than one demon because you literally get headaches around her.Only 15, and a slut.
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She also speaks to her "imaginary friends", Aura, Phreeze, and Malcom. Thats about when my father had her institutionalized, but they kicked her out, and he STILL refuses Pastor Tyson's offer to excorsise her. I've shed a lot of tears for my sister, don't lose any for your baby. Please keep a close eye to her.
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Oh wow, as if I didn't have enough to worry about. Around here she wouldn't get a chance to refuse an exorcism I know I didn't.
If she did hang all her dolls (she hasn't yet) I'm sure it would be in a very orderly fashion. She loves her routines and wants everything in its place, which I think is a good sign for a True Christian™ wife. So far I haven't seen anything evil. Maybe that's why the sickular doctors are all up in arms. Why should a girl be so good? There must be something wrong with any obedient child.
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03-20-2013, 10:17 PM
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No, she's got a skull. I talked to Seth last night and he said he'd see when he gets home.
Maybe I should get a pastors blessing on her? Don't really want to spend the money if there's nothing "really" wrong with her though
Oh wow, as if I didn't have enough to worry about. Around here she wouldn't get a chance to refuse an exorcism I know I didn't.
If she did hang all her dolls (she hasn't yet) I'm sure it would be in a very orderly fashion. She loves her routines and wants everything in its place, which I think is a good sign for a True Christian™ wife. So far I haven't seen anything evil. Maybe that's why the sickular doctors are all up in arms. Why should a girl be so good? There must be something wrong with any obedient child.
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Well, maybe I was a little aggressive about that,sorry. It sounds like she just may be a little OCD, thats all. My sister is a worst-case scenario. Sorry if I overwhelmed you with my crazy family family story
I'm sure God wouldn't let a True Christian Lady suffer like that.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-20-2013, 11:47 PM
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Well, maybe I was a little aggressive about that,sorry. It sounds like she just may be a little OCD, thats all. My sister is a worst-case scenario. Sorry if I overwhelmed you with my crazy family family story
I'm sure God wouldn't let a True Christian Lady suffer like that.
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Don't worry, we all have crazy family. My sister is a Mormon
I feel so bad for the Mormons, they're going to get in front of the Judgement Seat and God's going to say "well you were doing okay, but what's with all the scientology stuff you added to my word?"
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03-20-2013, 11:53 PM
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Don't worry, we all have crazy family. My sister is a Mormon
I feel so bad for the Mormons, they're going to get in front of the Judgement Seat and God's going to say "well you were doing okay, but what's with all the scientology stuff you added to my word?"
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I know it's bad to laugh at the less fortunate like the Mormons, but that was really funny
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-21-2013, 01:00 AM
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No, she's got a skull. I talked to Seth last night and he said he'd see when he gets home.
Maybe I should get a pastors blessing on her? Don't really want to spend the money if there's nothing "really" wrong with her though
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Very wise. Pastor Ezeikel is well versed in all sorts of dealings with unique people. He even spent time with the chinks!
Is the child afraid of bears?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-21-2013, 01:41 AM
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Very wise. Pastor Ezeikel is well versed in all sorts of dealings with unique people. He even spent time with the chinks!
Is the child afraid of bears?
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Oh right, yeah I don't think she's seen a real bear.
As I said, it's not freakishly large. Store bought baby shirts are a bit tight, but he says she's above the 90th percentile and that with being quiet means there's something wrong with her.
The more I think about it, the more I think there's nothing wrong with her. Maybe her head's big because she's smart enough already not to be a bother.
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-21-2013, 03:17 AM
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Very wise. Pastor Ezeikel is well versed in all sorts of dealings with unique people. He even spent time with the chinks!
Is the child afraid of bears?
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Amen, Brother. It's a little-known fact that all slopes are born with giant heads. Once the "mama-san" (chink for mother) pours rice wine all over the infant, its head shrinks down to a fairly normal size. Which is where they get those slanty eyes.
But yea, the big-heads are a kind of retarded.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-21-2013, 03:29 AM
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Amen, Brother. It's a little-known fact that all slopes are born with giant heads. Once the "mama-san" (chink for mother) pours rice wine all over the infant, its head shrinks down to a fairly normal size. Which is where they get those slanty eyes.
But yea, the big-heads are a kind of retarded.
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Pastor, I don't want to overstep my boundaries, so may I ask permission to comment on your information? You can say no, I won't be upset.
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03-21-2013, 03:31 AM
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Pastor, I don't want to overstep my boundaries, so may I ask permission to comment on your information? You can say no, I won't be upset.
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No.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-22-2013, 02:40 AM
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Amen, Brother. It's a little-known fact that all slopes are born with giant heads. Once the "mama-san" (chink for mother) pours rice wine all over the infant, its head shrinks down to a fairly normal size. Which is where they get those slanty eyes.
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Are you suggesting I should pour rice wine on my child's head?
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But she doesn't seem retarded (although it's hard to tell at 18 months). She's just quiet, and I still don't think her head is THAT big.
**sigh** I'll wait for Seth to get home tomorrow. I'm just wondering if this is something to be really concerned about, or is it just another sickular agenda of labeling every child with some syndrome or another.
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Re: Large head: retard or too smart? -
03-22-2013, 06:44 PM
Sounds like a perfectly healthy and obedient kid to me.
Her independence is amazing for that young age, and she have a very bright future if she learn to read the Bible early on.
Consider strapping a belt around her head if you're concerned about its size. It's the same principle as preventing goiter by restricting the growth of the thyroid gland.
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