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Is Satan really a black man?! -
08-02-2012, 03:24 AM
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Black “people” are not humans. This is clear from the first book of the Bible when we learn the Serpent (used to represent a black man) could talk and spoke to Adam and Eve. Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? (Genesis 3:1)
We learn from this scripture that from the beginning, black people have been the most subtil beasts in the field. We also know, as my pastor teaches that “eating of every tree in the garden” is a metaphor for having sex. This “sex” which, as in the book of Corinthians we learn, was actually a rape.
But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ. (2 Corinthians 11:3)
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
08-02-2012, 06:04 AM
Well, that makes sense. I recall one time a black boy in my neighborhood growing up stole a kiss from a white girl. She was disciplined sharply by her father (the boy was corrected by all the fathers in the neighborhood), but there's no way a good Christian girl would have thought that was okay unless she was tricked by a subtil beast.
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
08-02-2012, 08:26 PM
Black people are also all racists, lending even more credence to this already plausible theory. The way they generalize white people as all being racists offends my Christian sensibilities.
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
08-02-2012, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Black people are also all racists, lending even more credence to this already plausible theory. The way they generalize white people as all being racists offends my Christian sensibilities.
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In fairness, Brother, let us not forget that gingers are white, and of what racial slur their name is an anagram . . . No doubt chosen to mock the colored folk.
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
08-03-2012, 04:37 AM
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In fairness, Brother, let us not forget that gingers are white, and of what racial slur their name is an anagram . . . No doubt chosen to mock the colored folk.
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Their racist paradigms overlap significantly. While the darkies were persecuting white people during the 1960s, the damned Irish Catholics were persecuting protestants. Every minority race is full of hate for white male Baptists, lying in wait to send us back to our maker, so that they can have all the anal sex they want in a state of anarchy. Why don't they just let us have dominion over all of nature and creation as God promises us?
Because they worship Satan, that's why.
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
08-03-2012, 04:50 AM
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Because they worship Satan, that's why.
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No wonder they made him President.
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
08-03-2012, 10:04 AM
Is that also why they all look alike? Actually all being the devil made flesh? I start wondering about chinks now...
II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
08-07-2012, 08:40 PM
I think he is at least part a-rab. This would make him far more dangerous. If he was just the normal/lazy kind of black person we True Christians could defeat him just by getting up on time for work every day. But if he is part a-rab/violent black person, well we all remember 9/11.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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I want to go to hell -
02-22-2014, 01:47 PM
I have been reading a lot of the comments on this site.
Lets take the assumption for the sake of argument that you are all right. Thats Black People are influenced by Satan and Satan is in fact a Black Man.
Then does it not follow that in your heaven their are no Black People ?
If so as a Black Man, I think I would rather be in Hell, that in a racist backward heaven where even Pastors have some of the most racist views I have ever come across and claim to speak for God.
If a God speaks like this and is called "Jealous", then I can only assume that you have in fact all be deceived and you are worshiping an evil God and the true God is the opposite to all of these views and the diety you worship.
In case you have trouble following me, I am saying, your hell is my heaven and my Satan is the real God and you are a worshipping the evil god and you are have been deceived and your narrow minded views are exactly the kind of people an evil god needs to have as worshippers.
Good luck with that.
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Re: I want to go to hell -
02-22-2014, 04:03 PM
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I have been reading a lot of the comments on this site.
Lets take the assumption for the sake of argument that you are all right. Thats Black People are influenced by Satan and Satan is in fact a Black Man.
Then does it not follow that in your heaven their are no Black People ?
If so as a Black Man, I think I would rather be in Hell, that in a racist backward heaven where even Pastors have some of the most racist views I have ever come across and claim to speak for God.
Good luck with that.
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Friend, you need to do some serious research, like those who made the Son of God movie. Although they cut the scene that featured Satan, we know from news coverage what Satan looks like. Satan is a black man who looks like Obama:
http://www.christianpost.com/news/sa...-movie-114733/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: I want to go to hell -
02-22-2014, 11:59 PM
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Friend, you need to do some serious research, like those who made the Son of God movie. Although they cut the scene that featured Satan, we know from news coverage what Satan looks like. Satan is a black man who looks like Obama:
http://www.christianpost.com/news/sa...-movie-114733/
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Jews in Israel 2000 years ago, actually looked a lot like Egyptians today. Egyptians that work outdoors like Carpenters look like Obama too. So that means both Jesus and Satan are Black.
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Re: I want to go to hell -
02-23-2014, 12:11 AM
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I have been reading a lot of the comments on this site.
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Good for you!
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Lets take the assumption for the sake of argument that you are all right. Thats Black People are influenced by Satan and Satan is in fact a Black Man.
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Correct
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Then does it not follow that in your heaven their are no Black People ?
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We do not have 'our Heaven' God has Heaven and He allows us into it.
Of course there are nigras in Heaven. Nigras are the son of Ham and are servants of the better races.
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If so as a Black Man, I think I would rather be in Hell, that in a racist backward heaven where even Pastors have some of the most racist views I have ever come across and claim to speak for God.
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Friend, unless someone puts your name 'on the list', as a nigra you'd never get into Heaven. It is not like you have a choice in the matter.
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If a God speaks like this and is called "Jealous", then I can only assume that you have in fact all be deceived and you are worshiping an evil God and the true God is the opposite to all of these views and the diety you worship.
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Speaks like what friend? God's Word is in the Bible, quote from it so we can understand what Words of God you are referring to.
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In case you have trouble following me, I am saying, your hell is my heaven and my Satan is the real God and you are a worshipping the evil god and you are have been deceived and your narrow minded views are exactly the kind of people an evil god needs to have as worshippers.
Good luck with that.
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Hmmm sounds like you need to cut back on the Colt45 friend, you are loosing the rational readers here.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I want to go to hell -
02-23-2014, 03:51 AM
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Jews in Israel 2000 years ago, actually looked a lot like Egyptians today. Egyptians that work outdoors like Carpenters look like Obama too. So that means both Jesus and Satan are Black.
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John 8:44 - Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
02-23-2014, 06:09 AM
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It's funny, I always imagined that satan had a much bigger tallywhacker...nowhere near as elephantine as The Savior's, of course...but big enough to do some serious damage...
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
02-23-2014, 08:44 PM
Wooops... it was supposed to be a secret, now everyone knows the son of the satan is deep in my rectum..
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
02-23-2014, 08:57 PM
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Wooops... it was supposed to be a secret, now everyone knows the son of the satan is deep in my rectum..
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I'll pray for you.
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
02-23-2014, 09:06 PM
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I'll pray for you.
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Thanks, but i was talking about my father or whoever he was... dad was his name.. That he's the son of the devil. Because Jesus told me that. He sent his thretening message that this devilboy sent me and God asked me to spread my rectum.
This forum is so pure. The administration is honest with you.
Is this the Bible forum? Then Im not surprised why the people are so stupid here in romanistan. Im sorry for my language but I speak the truth and nothing but the truth. I hate to be honest.
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
02-23-2014, 09:21 PM
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Thanks, but i was talking about my father or whoever he was... dad was his name.. That he's the son of the devil. Because Jesus told me that. He sent his thretening message that this devilboy sent me and God asked me to spread my rectum.
This forum is so pure. The administration is honest with you.
Is this the Bible forum? Then Im not surprised why the people are so stupid here in romanistan. Im sorry for my language but I speak the truth and nothing but the truth. I hate to be honest.
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What kind of a response is that to Sister Basilissa's kind and Christian post?
You sound like one of those Romanans that comes to my country to get free stuff like social security and health care provided by the commie government. Go back where you came from!!!!!!
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
02-24-2014, 02:51 PM
looks like a re-edited post or this person is really stoned
nonscence comes out of his mouth
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?! -
02-24-2014, 03:11 PM
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looks like a re-edited post or this person is really stoned
nonscence comes out of his mouth
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Friend, that kind of talk is very common among the atheists. As True Christian™ we have been trained at the LBC Institute of Christianity to understand a lot of it.
For example, I suspect I even know what the word 'nonscene' is supposed to mean. Furthermore, I suspect your sentence was supposed to read something like "That was nonsense the poster was saying." because when you think about it, what else could 'nonscence' be and why would it come out of his mouth. Did he eat it? Did it fly in? So you can see how invaluable the training has been to understand retards.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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