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Default WWJD: Suicide by Cop? - 02-06-2014, 07:46 AM

As we all know, Brethren, due to our rejection of all heathen traditions, Jesus was the only true martyr. Burning witches and the rest of the damned have nothing to do with martyrdom. We should long from Heaven to smell the burnt flesh of the sinners God has offered us, His Elite, as we savor the sweet aroma of our waitresses and bartenders. It is much like the Hamites that Satan stole from us in the Civil War. Their precious, brown sugar "sistas". Though I understand knocking out their eyes and their teeth is against God's law, which makes certain forms of sodomy less convenient or next to impossible when practiced on slaves. But I digress.

What is actually on my mind is the crucifixion of Jesus, which has nothing to do with the above. If Jesus came back today, with liberals controlling the three branches of government in our once great nation, after He exterminated most of the world with His two edged sword tongue, would He just mouth off to some Jew and make the police shoot Him to death? Or would He make some grander exit?


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