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Default The People on this forum truly follow JESUS CHRIST!!! - 12-10-2014, 05:13 AM

I mean, COME ON. Opinions are opinions. Just because some people don't believe in a "God" doesn't mean you have to be unlikeable pricks about it. I don't necessarily believe in a "God", but I believe in SOMETHING higher than us. But that's all just personal thought. Religion is personal opinion. People are free to say what we want. It's our First Amendment, Freedom of Speech. And gays/lesbians/bisexuals are people too! Don't diss them just because they're different.


Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good
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Default Re: The People on this forum....JESUS CHRIST!!! - 12-10-2014, 05:29 AM

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I mean, COME ON. Opinions are opinions.
God is not an opinion.

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Just because some people don't believe in a "God" doesn't mean you have to be unlikeable pricks about it.
We are trying to save them. Does a drowning woman call the life guard an unlikable prick when he rescues her?

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I don't necessarily believe in a "God", but I believe in SOMETHING higher than us.
I don't believe in 'a God' either. I believe in THE GOD.

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But that's all just personal thought.
We have the Bible. Nothing to think about.

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Religion is personal opinion.
No, religion is worship of God and following His ways.

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People are free to say what we want.
Go to the movies and scream "Fire!", then sit in a courtroom and call the judge a pole smoking fag boy, then come back and tell me how free you are to say what you want.

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It's our First Amendment, Freedom of Speech.
See above. Also, post an offensive blog or tweet about Comrade Obama, then get back to me on that.

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And gays/lesbians/bisexuals are people too!
Are shrimp people? Because both shrimp and fags are abominations, so if one is people the other must be as well.

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Don't diss them just because they're different.
I'm not sure what a 'diss' is, but it sounds like jive rap gangsta talk for a gun, so I have to assume you are threatening us. I've notified Freehold security, have armed myself, and am invoking my right to Stand My Ground. Feel lucky, punk?


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Default Re: The People on this forum....JESUS CHRIST!!! - 12-10-2014, 05:35 AM

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I mean, COME ON. Opinions are opinions. Just because some people don't believe in a "God" doesn't mean you have to be unlikeable pricks about it. I don't necessarily believe in a "God", but I believe in SOMETHING higher than us. But that's all just personal thought. Religion is personal opinion. People are free to say what we want. It's our First Amendment, Freedom of Speech. And gays/lesbians/bisexuals are people too! Don't diss them just because they're different.
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

We are very likable. Most importantly, we are likable to God, and that's really the only one who matters.

Religion is not our opinion, but God's, it's His will we adhere to, it has nothing to do with what we want, we follow all His commandments.

We diss fags not because they're different, but because they're abominations unto the Lord, just as He asked us to do. We like being good people so we do what God asks of us.

p.s. That bigger thing you believe in, how do you know it exists? You can't unless you've learned about the Bigger Thing from the Bible, which is the only source that proves there is a God out there.


Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Default Re: The People on this forum....JESUS CHRIST!!! - 12-10-2014, 05:39 AM

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I mean, COME ON. Opinions are opinions. Just because some people don't believe in a "God" doesn't mean you have to be unlikeable pricks about it. I don't necessarily believe in a "God", but I believe in SOMETHING higher than us. But that's all just personal thought. Religion is personal opinion. People are free to say what we want. It's our First Amendment, Freedom of Speech. And gays/lesbians/bisexuals are people too! Don't diss them just because they're different.
Can you support any of those outlandish statements with scripture, scumbag?
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Default Re: The People on this forum....JESUS CHRIST!!! - 12-10-2014, 05:57 AM

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...People are free to say what we want. It's our First Amendment, Freedom of Speech...
So you would have no problem with these people coming to your home uninvited and unwelcome, standing in your living room and yelling Scripture at you?

They have freedom of speech, too, after all.


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I mean, COME ON. Opinions are opinions. Just because some people don't believe in a "God" doesn't mean you have to be unlikeable pricks about it. I don't necessarily believe in a "God", but I believe in SOMETHING higher than us. But that's all just personal thought. Religion is personal opinion. People are free to say what we want. It's our First Amendment, Freedom of Speech. And gays/lesbians/bisexuals are people too! Don't diss them just because they're different.


No God, but "SOMETHING higher than us". Your thinking is fuzzy, fellow. Maybe in the next few years, before you turn 20, the Lord will reach out and save you.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Default Re: The People on this forum....JESUS CHRIST!!! - 12-10-2014, 02:48 PM

I am amazed at the characterisation of people on this forum as "pricks" because I find all of the True Christians on this forum to be perfectly likable, without any exception whatsoever.

I am also amazed by people who come here to our forum and suggest we are forcing our religion "down other people's throats." We are just sitting here, and they come to us and claim we are forcing something onto them.

But mostly, I have noticed that all of the critics seems to have latent gaysexual feelings, or else they wouldn't talk about pricks and shoving down throats and other kinds of references to male genitalia and gay sex acts.

And in this case there is also as certain psychological issue if a person claims religion is an opinion. Is the existence of a tree a "personal opinion"? Is the world a "personal opinion"? God is as real as all of these, it says so right in the Bible.

Romans 1:20 - For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, [even] his eternal power and Godhead;

Psalms 90:2 - Before the mountains were brought forth, or ever thou hadst formed the earth and the world, even from everlasting to everlasting, thou [art] God.


"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Religion is personal opinion.
Ever hear the saying, "You have a right to your own opinion but not to your own facts"? The fact is that God exists, the King James Bible is His preserved word, and you will go to hell unless you accept and obey Him.


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