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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-13-2010, 09:01 PM

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U.S.A won't get far in the tournament.
Why do you hate America?
That means you also hate Jesus.

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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-21-2010, 09:55 PM

So you're saying God loves America? Prove it or it never happened

How dare you act as if you're the voice of god?

Praise Jesus holy cow almighty spirit let Earth live for 1 more second, if it does then it means my prayer has been answered and God loves me!
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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-21-2010, 10:10 PM

It is an historically proven fact that America is God's favorite country. You cannot argue that it is not.

The OP was probably inspired by Jesus.





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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-21-2010, 10:22 PM

Hey hatemonger, for almighty God and Jesus anything is possible, you can't speak for God and neither can I but he might aswell hate america with a passion for all we know

God can change history if he wanted, Praise Jesus!
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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-22-2010, 09:34 PM

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God can change history if he wanted, Praise Jesus!
Lets hope he undoes your birth.

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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-23-2010, 06:49 PM

I was watching with dismay as the American team was closing to a 0-0 draw, and the closer they got to 90:00 the more I prayed for them. Jesus blessed them with four additional minutes of play and our team made a goal with only a minute left! Praise! I know that my prayers must have helped.

Set your prayer schedule for 11:00 am Saturday for their next match. They need all the help they can get!!!


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Default Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup - 06-23-2010, 07:19 PM

The USA top the table,Engerland are below them,
USA for the World Cup, My prayers are with you

May the BBC (TV/Radio) burn in hell

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