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Default PLease pray that I bring in a good harvest - 08-22-2012, 09:37 AM

Brothers and sisters, this week I begin my harvest. Purdies, Neeps, onions and carrots as well as few acres of barley (Only for medicinal value) . Its a busy few weeks for me and after the very wet summer I'm fearful that some of the spuds may be suffering from blight. However the onions look nice a big.

Please pray that I may harvest a hefty load and make a packet at market. The more I make the more I tithe.

At this time of year I'm always reminded of James 5:7 and Genesis 1:12 I hope the lord sees good my fruits of the earth too. Brothers and sisters I ask that you too will join me in prayer for the spuds.

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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Default Re: PLease pray that I bring in a good harvest - 08-22-2012, 12:14 PM

Hello Brother Liam..I would doubt very much that God will bless Ireland with much else than another potato famine after an "Act to Prohibit Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation" has been enacted by the wicked lawmakers in Ireland to eliminate any true gospel preaching there. Isn't that just exactly what Gospel preaching is supposed to do: incite people to hate sin?

Jeremiah 7:28 But thou shalt say unto them, This is a nation that obeyeth not the voice of the LORD their God, nor receiveth correction: truth is perished, and is cut off from their mouth.


"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." Matt. 10:34

"For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine... And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables." Tim. 4:3-4
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Default Re: PLease pray that I bring in a good harvest - 08-22-2012, 12:55 PM

I didn't ask God to bless Ireland. I'm praying for him to bless my crops. I'm aware of the evil lawmakers and I've been vociferous in my opposition to that and I thank you for your vigilance on this issue. Bless you.


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Default Re: PLease pray that I bring in a good harvest - 08-22-2012, 03:08 PM

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Hello Brother Liam..I would doubt very much that God will bless Ireland with much else than another potato famine after an "Act to Prohibit Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation" has been enacted by the wicked lawmakers in Ireland to eliminate any true gospel preaching there. Isn't that just exactly what Gospel preaching is supposed to do: incite people to hate sin?

Jeremiah 7:28 But thou shalt say unto them, This is a nation that obeyeth not the voice of the LORD their God, nor receiveth correction: truth is perished, and is cut off from their mouth.
Friend, is this a prayer in disguise for our dear ex-drunk?

Liam, you and your crops are in our prayers here at the Etheldreda family! We'll pray for the blessings the LORD has promised over you and your land.


The LORD shall command the blessing upon thee in thy storehouses, and in all that thou settest thine hand unto;
and he shall bless thee in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
Deuteronomy 28:8



May God richly bless the nutrients in your soil, and your soil alone, such that your crops grow big and strong and succulent, and superior to those you must by necessity compete against for a good selling price.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: PLease pray that I bring in a good harvest - 08-22-2012, 04:10 PM

Perhaps indeed I was a little too harsh in my wording there, I might well have gotten carried away with dismay at the abhorant wickedness I see all around me in heathen Europe. I humbly offer my prayers that your crop be plentiful and that you may prosper and flourish with the abundant gifts of Our Lord.
And that Jesus should also smite the hell-bound non-saved-growers crops with pestilence and moulds, so that it may please Liam ex-drunk to finds prices most agreeable at farmer's market.


"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." Matt. 10:34

"For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine... And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables." Tim. 4:3-4
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