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Default Re: Informative World Map - 11-03-2011, 11:02 PM

Sir Ezekiel Bathfire, the Netherlands is sex mad and Nazi. Rather sex mad than nazi, I think. I live in the nazi capital of the Netherlands during WWII.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 11-15-2011, 10:55 AM

Pardon my ignorance, but shouldn't Chinks be included in Commies?

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 11-15-2011, 03:06 PM

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Sir Ezekiel Bathfire, the Netherlands is sex mad and Nazi. Rather sex mad than nazi, I think. I live in the nazi capital of the Netherlands during WWII.
Do you seriously think that the Dutch put up any resistance to the nazis? No, they didn't they were only dimly aware of the invasion as they were all "at it" or consuming drugs. Obviously when they had worn themselves out, they woke up to nazis but they didn't mind at all.

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Pardon my ignorance, but shouldn't Chinks be included in Commies?

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Nice verse about slants. It's true of course. The thing is with your average Chink, he'll agree to anything for a bowl of rice a day. Perhaps Paul didn't grasp this and perhaps God didn't tell him so that he could be tested.

That fine president Nixon knew about slants and did wonderful work bringing Christianity and the American Way to them. So basically, slants are neutral as long as you keep your eyes on them.





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Default Re: Informative World Map - 01-24-2012, 04:27 PM

First of all, if Earth is flat then how does it go round in an infinite loop? Earth is a sphere and we flew to the moon. The only reason we don't fall when we travel down south is that the atmosphere keeps the Earths balance.

Also, that map is insulting and just dumb. Commies don't exist anymore. Most are racist. I am from Sweden and we are not mad sex people, we're just independent and full of freedom to enjoy life.

USA is far from perfect. VERY VERY far from perfect. California is the better state of the country.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 01-24-2012, 09:51 PM

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Commies don't exist anymore. Most are racist.
How can commies be racist if they don't exist anymore?

And I'd bet if you asked the Chinese and the Cubans if they're Communist, they'd tend to disagree with your assessment that they don't exist.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 02-06-2012, 02:15 AM

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Wow, just wow. I am loving the arrogant stereotypes made from this picture. Please tell me it's a joke.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 02-06-2012, 02:29 AM

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Wow, just wow. I am loving the arrogant stereotypes made from this picture. Please tell me it's a joke.
And your awarding yourself the title of British nobility is deadly serious, right?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 02-06-2012, 03:13 AM

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And your awarding yourself the title of British nobility is deadly serious, right?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
That "READ THIS ARTICLE..." thread is hilarious.

"18% believe that the earth is the center of the universe. 3% said "no opinion." Gallup (1999)
10% believe that environmentalists intentionally caused the oil spill
A 2004 study showed that 51% of Americans believe in Creationism
18% of Americans believe Obama is a Muslim. (Pew Research Center)
80% of Americans believe the US government is lying about whatever happened at Roswell"


This is something you should not take pride in.

And and irrelevant question, what do you mean by "British Nobility?"


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 02-06-2012, 03:17 AM

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And and irrelevant question, what do you mean by "British Nobility?"
You're trying to pass yourself off as a British knight by calling yourself "sir," right? Or is that some obscure game you abo's play?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 02-06-2012, 03:25 AM

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You're trying to pass yourself off as a British knight by calling yourself "sir," right? Or is that some obscure game you abo's play?
First of all, I'm white and from New Zealand.

Second of all, no, it's an irrelevant thing that came up between me and some friends of mine.


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That "READ THIS ARTICLE..." thread is hilarious.

"18% believe that the earth is the center of the universe. 3% said "no opinion." Gallup (1999)
10% believe that environmentalists intentionally caused the oil spill
A 2004 study showed that 51% of Americans believe in Creationism
18% of Americans believe Obama is a Muslim. (Pew Research Center)
80% of Americans believe the US government is lying about whatever happened at Roswell"


This is something you should not take pride in.
Amen! When America has weeded out all false Christians and pagans and Satanists and atheists and transvestites and skateboarders, and only True Christians™ are left, no one will doubt the earth's position at the center of the universe, the evil done in the name of environmentalism, the lack of Creationist Scientific Knowledge, recognizing a muslim when he speaks, or the trustworthiness of the True Christian™ government. Then God will turn His favor on us without ceasing. There will be no more natural disasters or violence in our schools (because there will be no more governmental schools as home education will be the law). There will be nothing but peace and prosperity for all!



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Default Re: Informative World Map - 02-06-2012, 07:37 AM

What is evil about environmentalism?

Also, what are the advantages of a fully Christian state over a state that has no religious bias and would rather focus on real matters?


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 02-06-2012, 07:55 AM

Why is it the Trash always barge in on a perfectly good thread to spout off there ignerance when they could make a tiny pile all of there own in the Introduction forum?
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Why is it the Trash always barge in on a perfectly good thread to spout off there ignerance when they could make a tiny pile all of there own in the Introduction forum?
It's just the Fabian Socialist again trying to convince people that their elite bureaucrats know better than Jesus how to run your life – and at the same time exhibit a total disregard on how they are going to spend eternity.


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It's just the Fabian Socialist again trying to convince people that their elite bureaucrats know better than Jesus how to run your life – and at the same time exhibit a total disregard on how they are going to spend eternity.
It wouldn't be so bad if the only people they screwed were themselves, but noooo, they bring the wrath of God upon society and we all suffer. Hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, violence, clowns. It just never ends as long as they keep mocking God.



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It wouldn't be so bad if the only people they screwed were themselves, but noooo, they bring the wrath of God upon society and we all suffer. Hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, violence, clowns. It just never ends as long as they keep mocking God.

Amen Sister. All the atheists are alike in denying God and their eventual reward in heaven – and then denying heaven they attempt to create a "heaven" on earth with their "socialist workers paradise". Their role model is some "Kim" midget fat Juche Socialist chink god brought down from a mountain top in North Korea telling everyone what to do. We all suffer from the collateral damage of God's righteous wrath.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 02-06-2012, 07:11 PM

Ooohh! How informative! My husband and I can use this for my children's geography class!


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Amen! When America has weeded out all false Christians and pagans and Satanists and atheists and transvestites and skateboarders, and only True Christians™ are left, no one will doubt the earth's position at the center of the universe, the evil done in the name of environmentalism, the lack of Creationist Scientific Knowledge, recognizing a muslim when he speaks, or the trustworthiness of the True Christian™ government. Then God will turn His favor on us without ceasing. There will be no more natural disasters or violence in our schools (because there will be no more governmental schools as home education will be the law). There will be nothing but peace and prosperity for all!

Amen, Mary! Oh, I can't wait until we get another Godly Republican in office to replace the liebral Mooselimb. Then we can really crack down on the ignorance in America!


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 02-07-2012, 02:30 AM

So wait, how am I a socialist?


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So wait, how am I a socialist?
We have to call you something. We can't just say a, and nothing else. Would you rather be called abo? I'm not familiar with your ways, so I'm not sure which one, abo or socialist, is more polite.
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