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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 04-23-2011, 07:20 PM

My religion is better than yours
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Smile Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 04-23-2011, 07:29 PM

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Welcome friend, it is always nice to meet another Baptist.

I too, am a bog muslin cloth fan. Though I think 'lover' is a bit strong, don't you?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 04-23-2011, 07:32 PM

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Welcome friend, it is always nice to meet another Baptist.

I too, am a bog muslin cloth fan. Though I think 'lover' is a bit strong, don't you?

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Are you retarded? She is referring to your posts here, which do indeed seem like you are a whiny spoiled little girl who will grow up to become a spinster until her cats eat her to get rid of the whining.
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brother? you are all related? Cranky is you brother?
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brother? you are all related? Cranky is you brother?
My Brother in Christ, yes. Thankfully.



Now get behind me satan ...

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What manner of saying is this that he said, Ye shall seek me, and shall not find me: and where I am, thither ye cannot come? John 7:36


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My Brother in Christ, yes. Thankfully.



Now get behind me satan ...

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What manner of saying is this that he said, Ye shall seek me, and shall not find me: and where I am, thither ye cannot come? John 7:36

Shutup and wash the dishes, you evil baby eating rapist
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Shutup and wash the dishes, you evil baby eating rapist
There, there, go have a nice pork rind.


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Jokes on you, I'm not actually a Muslim, I'm Hindu
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Hey Simsalabim,

I have a question for you, since you seem to have no plans to blow yourself up today, and because you are obviously British otherwise you have no reason to post in this thread. Here it is:

What exactly is kebab meat made out of? Is it camel, goat, lamb, llama? I seriously have no idea. I see it on those huge spits spinning around and I think to myself, "What unclean and unholy beast did they get that from?"

Granted this is slightly off topic, but your presence has garnered me the opportunity to finally get first hand knowledge of this subject.

Thanks.


Hmm...I now see that you are claiming to be Hindu. You may still have an answer. If not, same question just replace kebab with vindaloo.


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Jokes on you, I'm not actually a Muslim, I'm Hindu
Nobody thought for a moment you were a muslim. Retard yes, muslim no.

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10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITTAIN!

Brittain is a country filled with indecisive people who can not even make up their little minds about if we should call them Great Brittain, England, British Isles or the United Kingdom. They are the only country in the world who have no form of oral hygiene whatsoever and therefore it is always advised to keep your distance when a Brit is nearby. (A small exception is gays like Simon Cowell who wear false teeth.) The foul stench in Hell is entirely made up by the extremely bad breath of the many many many Brits who went to Hell.

Revelation 20:10 "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."
  1. The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
  2. Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible. Only 62% of the care recommended is actually received. Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment! Psalm 82:3 "... do justice to the afflicted and needy."
  3. The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex. One of the victims was Princess Diana who used drugs and was having deadly car sex with Dodi Fayed while listening to The Phantom of the Opera. 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
  4. Decades have been ruined by the British Carry On Movies, extremely crappy movies all staring retard Kenneth Williams. Fortunately God stopped this crap by killing Kenneth Williams with AIDS at the age of 62. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
  5. Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing. 1st Samuel 21:15 "... play the mad man in my presence ..."
  6. On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S.". Revelation 21:8 "... the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone ..."
  7. British soccer fans are the most lethal army in the world. If a bunch of British soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! British soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. British soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lost every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."
  8. Brittain has a huge porn industry with magazines like The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and The Sun to make sure even little children get forced to see naked breasts long before they even learn how to read and write. 1st John 2:16 "... the lust of the flesh ..."
  9. The British inbred Royals are a dangerous bunch with a Queen outspending the entire government, golden shower freak Princess Beatrice and gambling addict Fergie. Ephesians 4:19 "... uncleanness with greediness."
  10. The standard of living in Brittain is maintained by yearly huge donations from France and Germany. Instead of being eternally grateful for this the Brits are too busy being drunk, obese and littering their streets to even notice these things. Romans 6:19 "... servants to uncleanness ..."

All people of Brittain need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like India, Iceland, Sweden, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
Are you kidding me? Really? You call yourself a christian, yet you tell people, 'You're damned to hell because you are a brit"
What the crap is this?
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Are you kidding me? Really? You call yourself a christian, yet you tell people, 'You're damned to hell because you are a brit"
What the crap is this?
This is not true christianity. You call yourself a christian, yet you truly don't follow christ.
Please point out the scripture where it says that "brits" get a free ticket into Heaven.


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Are you kidding me? Really? You call yourself a christian, yet you tell people, 'You're damned to hell because you are a brit"
What the crap is this?
This is not true christianity. You call yourself a christian, yet you truly don't follow christ.
Have you read the Bible properly from cover to cover? Cranky Old Man has many times. Read it and then maybe you may be able to talk with some knowledge.

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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 04-24-2011, 10:41 AM

People here are ignorant idiots. I am from the Motherland, Russia. I would say with great certainty that flag is NOT Australian OR British. It is New Zealand Flag. You need to go to school again. Britain has done nothing wrong towards America, yet you believe they are a different species, whereas, we are all human.

As God once said in his Bible, "love thy neighbour", and all you stupid ignorant Americans are doing is pissing on them.

If you believe they are separate species, you need read the Bible; as we should all work together in this God forsaken place we call Earth.

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People here are ignorant idiots. I am from the Motherland, Russia. I would say with great certainty that flag is NOT Australian OR British. It is New Zealand Flag. You need to go to school again. Britain has done nothing wrong towards America, yet you believe they are a different species, whereas, we are all human.
No, you are just another toothless chav.

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As God once said in his Bible, "love thy neighbour", and all you stupid ignorant Americans are doing is pissing on them.
God never said that. Chapter and verse please.

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If you believe they are separate species, you need read the Bible; as we should all work together in this God forsaken place we call Earth.

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Again, read the Bible, there is no such hogwash in His book.

I am amazed you poeple, having never read any book, let alone the Bible, come on here and spout such nonsense.
Do not quit your day job of pitching peat and night job of drinking warm beer and pissing on yourself.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 04-24-2011, 12:21 PM

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Please point out the scripture where it says that "brits" get a free ticket into Heaven.
I don't think that's what he said actually....
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! - 04-24-2011, 05:11 PM

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Britain has done nothing wrong towards America,....-Victor
That is not quite true, Victor. In the 18th and 19th Centuries, we (as did all of Europe), dumped our criminals, wasters and ner-do-wells on the American colonies. In 1814 we burned down the White House and later, falsely claimed the invention of toilet roll was due to British genius. Not only that, but we have been the root cause of massive turmoil, bloodshed and war, throughout the world. On no less than two separate occasions, despite Germany clearly stating it wanted peace, we declared war on it and instigated terrors and aggression that ravaged the entire globe. On both occasions America was required to expend both dollars and blood to bail us out, after we had started something we could not finish. Then when America asked us if we might repay the compliment by helping them kill the Godless Commy Gooks of the jungles of South East Asia, we shamefully declined to lend a hand. It is disgusting, duplicitous behaviour and we should hang our heads in shame, before our cousins across the pond.

Despite the despicable and deplorable behaviour, we as a nation have show to America, it has always shown great kindness to us. Even now despite, all our ungrateful nation has done to America, the good people of the Landover Baptist Church welcome us with open arms to enjoy fellowship with them, worship God and celebrate the life of Jesus.

I believe you owe these good people an apology.
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