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Devil I am tell you how to take the Christ out of Christmas - 12-25-2016, 07:00 PM

Hello friends, as you can be see, today will Christmas day. As you will aware, there is a War on Christmas with two opposing factions: The "Put the Christ back in Christmas" and "Take the Christ out of Christmas". Best Korea is of take the Christ out of Christmas, as our ultimate authority is to science, reason and our dark master Satan.

As a senior member of the Illuminati, I am make this post to inform you about how to take the Christ out of Christmas.


Just don't say a word "Christmas".


Have you ever noticed something suspicious about a word "Christmas"? That'll right! It have "CHRIST" in his name!! You are no doubt shock by this, so if you want to take the Christ out of Christmas, here will how you do it, take Christ away from the name, from now on, say "Merry Mas". This can be hard, so you can perhaps say something else, "Merry day after Kim Jong-suk's birthday" is a good idea.


See, it is as simple like that, now go forth comrades and if anybody wishes you a Merry Christmas, you wish them "Merry Mas" or "Merry day after Kim Jong-suk's birthday", or something else, let's hope that it catches on!


Shout out to my homeboy Santa Claus! Thanks for the ticket to fat camp! I am hear that Park Geun-hye got a Krampus! Ho ho ho! Merry Mas!


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Bible Re: I am tell you how to take the Christ out of Christmas - 12-25-2016, 09:18 PM

Oh, dear, atheists in your third world country are so backwards! The spawn of Satan in the first world is light years ahead of you. They avoid saying Christ by using the "holidays" euphemism.

In fact, I believe that during Trump () Administration we will be able to use that against them. As the witches, atheists, jews, etc just cannot pronounce "Christ," and when greeted "Merry Christmas" they respond "Happy Holidays," that can be used to find them and weed them out from the rest of the population. (I guess you, dear, could be the Secretary of Labor Camps under Godly President Trump () as you seem to have vast experience in this area).
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Default Re: I am tell you how to take the Christ out of Christmas - 12-25-2016, 10:55 PM

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Oh, dear, atheists in your third world country are so backwards! The spawn of Satan in the first world is light years ahead of you. They avoid saying Christ by using the "holidays" euphemism.
Sister, I think this might be a problem for our new "friend" because Koreans are a type of Chinaman and can't say the letter "L". Happy Horridays just sounds silly - or, as they would say, sirry.


Ecclesiastes 12:13

Let vs heare the conclusion of the whole matter: Feare God, and keepe his commandements, for this is the whole duetie of man.
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flag Re: I am tell you how to take the Christ out of Christmas - 12-26-2016, 03:24 AM

Most Glorious Leader:


Since I do not celebrate "mas", I wish you a Happy Hanukkah. I am not sure if you know this, but when your father was glorious leader, my father traveled to South Korea to meet with the Jewish people of that land (yes, they exist) and he was granted permission to cross the border as a gesture of religious liberty into North Korea.


Your dad promised to meet with him in the town of Wonsan, where they were to travel to the Sea of Japan for an afternoon of fishing and goodwill. Instead, your dad didn't show and then accused my father of spying - even though your father's invitation was printed and therefore couldn't be denied. Eventually, your little pipsqueak daddy (I hope he didn't die ronery) let my father leave the country and then paid hush money so it wouldn't hit the papers. My dad donated the money to a secret North Korean agency that provides access to uncensored western news so the North Koreans can know the truth instead of your well doctored and propagandized broadcasts.


However, I'm a forgiving person - and much better company than some weird ex NBA star. So how's about you and I get together for some lemonade and cookies?


Mike


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Default Re: I am tell you how to take the Christ out of Christmas - 12-26-2016, 10:39 AM

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Oh, dear, atheists in your third world country are so backwards! The spawn of Satan in the first world is light years ahead of you. They avoid saying Christ by using the "holidays" euphemism.

In fact, I believe that during Trump () Administration we will be able to use that against them. As the witches, atheists, jews, etc just cannot pronounce "Christ," and when greeted "Merry Christmas" they respond "Happy Holidays," that can be used to find them and weed them out from the rest of the population. (I guess you, dear, could be the Secretary of Labor Camps under Godly President Trump () as you seem to have vast experience in this area).
There are no labor camps in DPRK, only happy camp where citizen who commit serious crime can learn to work for country and community benefit and become better citizen. You are always happy in a happy camp.


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Sister, I think this might be a problem for our new "friend" because Koreans are a type of Chinaman and can't say the letter "L". Happy Horridays just sounds silly - or, as they would say, sirry.
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"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Default Re: I am tell you how to take the Christ out of Christmas - 12-26-2016, 10:51 AM

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Most Glorious Leader:


Since I do not celebrate "mas", I wish you a Happy Hanukkah. I am not sure if you know this, but when your father was glorious leader, my father traveled to South Korea to meet with the Jewish people of that land (yes, they exist) and he was granted permission to cross the border as a gesture of religious liberty into North Korea.


Your dad promised to meet with him in the town of Wonsan, where they were to travel to the Sea of Japan for an afternoon of fishing and goodwill. Instead, your dad didn't show and then accused my father of spying - even though your father's invitation was printed and therefore couldn't be denied. Eventually, your little pipsqueak daddy (I hope he didn't die ronery) let my father leave the country and then paid hush money so it wouldn't hit the papers. My dad donated the money to a secret North Korean agency that provides access to uncensored western news so the North Koreans can know the truth instead of your well doctored and propagandized broadcasts.


However, I'm a forgiving person - and much better company than some weird ex NBA star. So how's about you and I get together for some lemonade and cookies?


Mike
Friend, my father has invite your father to country for make a see how glorious it will. It is then when CIA contacts your father to make an assassinate on him for money, however our brave soldiers of the DPRK are intercept this phone-call and stop this plot. That is the true. I am not sure who is the secret agency your father is donate to as DPRK have freedom of press and all citizens can already see western liberal propaganda outlets, however are aware of their blatant bias and lies. My guess is your father has donate to a scam, as there are many scam personality who will make profit from claims of North Koreans suffering, factual or fabricated.


By all means I will allow you to come to Pyongyang for lemonade or cookies, but please do not make an assassination attempt. Also, my homie Dennis Rodman will not weird, I can introduce you to him and you will see that he will a very cool mans.


Thank.


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
 

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