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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 11-07-2008, 11:02 PM

Why is America God's favourite country?

I believe the Hebrews are God's people.
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 11-08-2008, 12:08 AM

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You are mental. I am proud of my country, we aren't perfect at all and i don't try and pretend it, but no nation is, don't try and say America is either. Loving my country does not make me a paedophile or someone who indulges in beastiality.
We happen to support your nation in your ILLEGAL wars, which i would not do. You should be grateful.

Yes, I am mental. Thank you for noticing that. As Noah Webster's definition puts it-- a: relating to Spirit as opposed to matter. I live my life with The Spirit of the LORD upon me. I had a troubled youth before hearing the Calling and Psalm 51 is always in my thoughts and prayers.

10-Create in me a clean heart, O GOD; and renew a right Spirit within me. 11-Cast me not away from Thy presence; and take not thy Holy Spirit from me.
12-Restore unto me the joy of Thy salvation; and uphold me with Thy free Spirit.

I now live my life of the Spirit, by the Spirit, and for the Spirit preparing for the day when I shall perish from this earth.

Thank you again.

Now the rest of your sickening festering rambling is confusing and frightening to me. I offered you an olive branch when I probably should have brought the sword. When I proselytize to the profane I usually try to ask them the things they like. I ask them about their children and how they like to spend their free time. This usually works with those that are reachable by the Word of our LORD. I see now that you have demonic madness within you judging by that rant. No surprise in being that you are from england and not just a groupie of that damnable island.



Although it will not be seen in you there, there the men are all as mad as you.


Lastly, although it is pointless to try to rationalize the ramblings of the mad, what illegal wars have you helped my Nation with? What has england done to assist the Demoncrats with their War on Poverty.



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Micah 2:3 - Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time [is] evil.
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 11-08-2008, 12:22 AM

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Why is America God's favourite country?

I believe the Hebrews are God's people.
The answer is obvious. Just look around you.

God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

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2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.
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Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.
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O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. We have been blessed above all other nations.

And why do you ask, God-mocker? You've rejected the Word of God. You are bound for eternal hellfire unless you repent.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 11-08-2008, 04:33 PM

Britian was once the richest nation in the world. America is scum.
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 11-08-2008, 05:20 PM

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Britian was once the richest nation in the world. America is scum.
Yes, Britain was once the richest nation in the world. Then all the decent, Godfearing folk emigrated to America, and the place fell into pinkoism and rampant tea-drinking. Then the ragheads took over, and the whole place is scheduled for demolition sometime around 2016.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 11-12-2008, 10:51 PM

Praise the Lord I have found this site. The british englishers have banned all signs of the proper Christmas. They are afraid that the true word of the Lord, putting the heathen to the sword, will be lost in some wishy washy love everyone message. Come on the Brits arise and push the sinners into the sea.
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 11-12-2008, 11:40 PM

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Why is America God's favourite country?

I believe the Hebrews are God's people.
Were. Then they killed Him.

Temporarily, of course.


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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-20-2015, 08:40 PM

Glory to God!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-26-2016, 08:36 PM

No term fits the Brits better than Godless. The press tried to keep this under wraps, but it's out now. The Queen skipped Christmas Eve services.

The phony excuse was that she had a "bad cold." Is it not possible to sit in a church pew with a blanket and hot tea? What she did is an example of the lack of respect for Baby Jesus as is the case across her nations.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b0eb5864869a6c


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No term fits the Brits better than Godless. The press tried to keep this under wraps, but it's out now. The Queen skipped Christmas Eve services.
Not just that - she skipped the Christmas Day services as well! Too busy necking super-strength egg-nog and playing the latest geriatric video game.

The CofE is her church, too. This is what happens when you have a fundamentally catholic church with a woman in charge.


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Let vs heare the conclusion of the whole matter: Feare God, and keepe his commandements, for this is the whole duetie of man.
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-29-2016, 02:15 AM

That was moderately rude of you to insult our country, then <<<removed false accusation>>>. If our country is Godless, how have we done so well for so long?

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That was moderately rude of you to insult our country, then <<<removed false accusation>>>. If our country is Godless, how have we done so well for so long?
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-29-2016, 01:58 PM

It is so sad. I did a quick review:

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .per capita
Name. . . . Status. . . Year. .GDP. PPP
Britain. . .Godless. . .2013. .$39,800
. . . . . . . . . . . . 2014. .$40,600
. . . . . . . . . . . . 2015. .$41,200

Arabia. . . Satanic. . .2013. .$52,400
. . . . . . . . . . . . 2014. .$52,900
. . . . . . . . . . . . 2015. .$53,600

Norway. . . Atheistic. .2013. .$67,300
. . . . . . . . . . . . 2014. .$68,000
. . . . . . . . . . . . 2015. .$68,400


Satan got busy in 1611 and from The Bible being made available for everyone to read it took only 4 centuries for him to distract a bright light for Jesus away from The Truth. Filthy lucre is the tool he uses and Godless, for him, is good enough for now. This is the same amount of time as between his desperate attempt to ruin the Roman empire (failed) and the final disgorging of Mohammed's koran. Satan knew that Paul's witness in Rome was so successful that the Empire was about to convert from debauched paganism into the glorious light of Jesus. Satan threw the lot at Rome, rebellion, plague, assassination, economic collapse, all futile. Jesus won.

Then we come to Norway, intended as the control but look at what's happened there! Soaring per capita GDP, rampant atheism, Satan's handiwork laid bare. Once they stood strong against popish tyranny, dumping Vatican corpse worship and standing up for Jesus. Satan swung straight into action with another 4 century plan to debase a nation and sure enough just 400 years later in they rolled. Institutionalised fornication camps on a scale beyond any pastafarian's wildest dream.

From King James' production of an English Bible everyone could read 1604-1611 to the condition outlined in OP = 4 centuries.
Satan's incentive: shallow prosperity. Result? Godlessness.
From the crisis of the 3rd century, approx. 234, until the Koran got done, approx. 632 = 4 centuries.
Satan's incentive: shallow prosperity. Result? Islam
From Norway's rejection of heresy, approx. 1536, until the extra-marital breeding junket, approx. 1935-1945 = 4 centuries.
Satan's incentive: shallow prosperity. Result? Atheism.


 

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