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Smile Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-18-2016, 06:37 AM

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Nobody gave you permission to call me "Handy".

Formally Yours,
Handmaiden
Aren't you precious, Handy dear! As you remember well, I started calling you Handy when you were a wee child! We adults give children names, but it is not customary to wait until the child turns 18. And, compared to everyone else, I am always the adult in any relationship.

You're so cute that I've got an extra gift for you. I like this brand. Rosita the Reindeer also likes it rubbed on her back. You might want to try that, too! Ho Ho Ho!




Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone!!
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Default Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-18-2016, 08:41 PM

Santa Claus, is you dead?

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtBAViUq1M


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Default Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-18-2016, 09:36 PM

Maréchale Kim, it worries me that you so often seem to post in the middle of the night or very early in the morning, Pyongyang time. Tell us, do you suffer from insomnia as a result of indigestion? Could it be the cheese?

I will pray for you.


Ecclesiastes 12:13

Let vs heare the conclusion of the whole matter: Feare God, and keepe his commandements, for this is the whole duetie of man.
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Default Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-18-2016, 09:49 PM

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Tell us, do you suffer from insomnia as a result of indigestion? Could it be the cheese?
Not only the terrible smelling Salmonella cheese (or whatever they call these fancy cheeses these times), but also l'escargot and toads and all of the other disgusting things these people eat.

Leviticus 11:29-31
29 These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,
30 And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.
31 These are unclean to you among all that creep: whosoever doth touch them, when they be dead, shall be unclean until the even.

I know God has lifted the dietary laws when Peter was hungry (Acts 10:9-16), but these creepy creeping things really should have remained unclean.
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Default Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-18-2016, 09:59 PM

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Not only the terrible smelling Salmonella cheese (or whatever they call these fancy cheeses these times), but also l'escargot and toads and all of the other disgusting things these people eat.
I heard it was some sort of Swedish mountain cheese called Örmentaler. I just hope his ankles are better.


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Question Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-19-2016, 06:05 AM

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Undies-Boy! As a special gift for you I fixed your quote!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtBAViUq1M

As for the content, you chose a video about Adolf Hitler. What is your context? We've covered the mouth-sword and casting people alive into utter darkness, into the bottomless pit to suffer for ever and ever. He did his worst but did not cover the eternity. I'd say that that would be beyond naughty and, still, many of your kind have dreamt of stuff like that. Or are you referring to the imaginary nature of the state of the world? That video is an act and, in a similar manner, your nation is filled with real suffering, but the people are bombarded with images of prosperity and opulence. Of course, the community that owns this Forum is also entering the world where shared imagination is replacing fact, as we saw on November 8th.

That said, I do remember young Adolf. I really tried and gave (by proxy) him the bestest gift imaginable. I gave him Blondi, and look what he did with her! He would not spare even her in the midst of all his beyond-naughtiness. I cannot forgive him that. Jesus might, though, he's high on repentance and last-minute remorse.

Here's another gift for you. Check out her story and learn.



Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone!!
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Smile Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-19-2016, 06:17 AM

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Maréchale Kim, it worries me that you so often seem to post in the middle of the night or very early in the morning, Pyongyang time. Tell us, do you suffer from insomnia as a result of indigestion? Could it be the cheese?

I will pray for you.
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Not only the terrible smelling Salmonella cheese (or whatever they call these fancy cheeses these times), but also l'escargot and toads and all of the other disgusting things these people eat.

I know God has lifted the dietary laws when Peter was hungry (Acts 10:9-16), but these creepy creeping things really should have remained unclean.
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I heard it was some sort of Swedish mountain cheese called Örmentaler. I just hope his ankles are better.
Ho, ho, ho, my girlies! Lissy-Sissy and Jo-Jo! This is not nice! Shouldn't your speech always be with grace and seasoned with cinnamon, honey, cloves, gingerbread, saffron, and puppies. Undie-Boys's obesity problem is being taken care of with the Fat Camp. There is no need to remind him of his morbid adiposity. You wouldn't like anyone to constantly refer to your wrinkles, either, although they are like beams around your eyes.

I can help. I'll deliver.




Just a friendly reminder: You'll need stockings that measure by the gallon. An extra reminder: Use it on the face only and not on the even bigger wrinkles in the unmentionable regions. Ho Ho Ho!!


Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone!!
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Default Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-19-2016, 07:31 AM

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Maréchale Kim, it worries me that you so often seem to post in the middle of the night or very early in the morning, Pyongyang time. Tell us, do you suffer from insomnia as a result of indigestion? Could it be the cheese?

I will pray for you.
Friend, I am never sleep, I am always awake to keep watch over the Korean people.


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Default Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-19-2016, 07:35 AM

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Undies-Boy! As a special gift for you I fixed your quote!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtBAViUq1M

As for the content, you chose a video about Adolf Hitler. What is your context? We've covered the mouth-sword and casting people alive into utter darkness, into the bottomless pit to suffer for ever and ever. He did his worst but did not cover the eternity. I'd say that that would be beyond naughty and, still, many of your kind have dreamt of stuff like that. Or are you referring to the imaginary nature of the state of the world? That video is an act and, in a similar manner, your nation is filled with real suffering, but the people are bombarded with images of prosperity and opulence. Of course, the community that owns this Forum is also entering the world where shared imagination is replacing fact, as we saw on November 8th.

That said, I do remember young Adolf. I really tried and gave (by proxy) him the bestest gift imaginable. I gave him Blondi, and look what he did with her! He would not spare even her in the midst of all his beyond-naughtiness. I cannot forgive him that. Jesus might, though, he's high on repentance and last-minute remorse.

Here's another gift for you. Check out her story and learn.

What he did to Blondi is unforgivable, and he didn't even eat her when she is dead! Such a waste! Friend, I am send you that link because it shows Hitler is kill you with his pencil of doom! However, you are clearly not dead as you have post. The mans who is "Santa" in video will clearly not the real Santa.


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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What he did to Blondi is unforgivable, and he didn't even eat her when she is dead! Such a waste! [...]
Hello Kim,

What a waste indeed, very sad also. I´ll console myself with the thought of your subjects rejoicing that you would not be so wasteful and indeed would eat the dog after it happened to get killed with cyanide.

Kind regards,

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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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What he did to Blondi is unforgivable, and he didn't even eat her when she is dead! Such a waste! Friend, I am send you that link because it shows Hitler is kill you with his pencil of doom! However, you are clearly not dead as you have post. The mans who is "Santa" in video will clearly not the real Santa.
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That said, I'm not going to give you a puppy this year!

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Hello Kim,

What a waste indeed, very sad also. I´ll console myself with the thought of your subjects rejoicing that you would not be so wasteful and indeed would eat the dog after it happened to get killed with cyanide.

Kind regards,

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But you are so cuddly and adorable that I let the naughtiness pass this time and your nice general attitude saves your stockings! I shall deliver.


Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone!!
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Default Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-20-2016, 06:05 PM

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Mr. Unders-Dunders! Would you eat your friend? I am not a fan of that, although there are many people around who would find it the ultimate act of holiness. Do you think that except you eat the flesh of man's best friend, and drink his blood, you have no life in you?

That said, I'm not going to give you a puppy this year!
Friend, dog will a common meal in DPRK, and other asian country. In DPRK, dog are raised on free range farms and killed in painless manner, as opposed to in other country where animal are cooped up in factory farm and raised and killed in cruel ways.


Anyway, if you or anybody else would like dog takeaway, I recommend KFD (Korean Fried Dog) for top-quality dog. Yum yum.


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Friend, dog will a common meal in DPRK, and other asian country. In DPRK, dog are raised on free range farms and killed in painless manner, as opposed to in other country where animal are cooped up in factory farm and raised and killed in cruel ways.

Anyway, if you or anybody else would like dog takeaway, I recommend KFD (Korean Fried Dog) for top-quality dog. Yum yum.
I'm still not going to give any puppies to you, but you're just a soft puppy yourself, aren't you my Ung-Dung! You're an adorable Dong, aren't you!

OK, I admit, my elfs do eat our reindeer on a regular basis and my principal supporters, all U.S. Citizens between the ages of 6 months and 114 (that's the oldest American at the moment, as I am a citizen of the North Pole) do not miss any opportunity to consume cows. But take the fat camp first and we'll reconsider next year. I might deliver.


Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone!!
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Default Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-23-2016, 04:37 AM

Santa is part of the commercialization of the birth of little baby Jesus and leads people away from the true meaning of Christmas.

Santa promotes greed, covetousness, and earthly desire.


Santa claims to be watching us and keeping a naughty list, just like Satan does.


Santa wears red while Satan is depicted with red skin.


Santa is sometimes called Jolly Old Saint Nick while a dated term for Satan is Old Nick,


Move the t behind the last a and Santa spells Satan.


I believe it is clear then that Santa is a guise of the devil. Children that await Santa's visit are corrupting their souls by inviting the devil in.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Santa is part of the commercialization of the birth of little baby Jesus and leads people away from the true meaning of Christmas.

Santa promotes greed, covetousness, and earthly desire.


Santa claims to be watching us and keeping a naughty list, just like Satan does.


Santa wears red while Satan is depicted with red skin.


Santa is sometimes called Jolly Old Saint Nick while a dated term for Satan is Old Nick,


Move the t behind the last a and Santa spells Satan.


I believe it is clear then that Santa is a guise of the devil. Children that await Santa's visit are corrupting their souls by inviting the devil in.
If that is the case then HAIL SANTA!


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Santa is part of the commercialization of the birth of little baby Jesus and leads people away from the true meaning of Christmas.

Santa promotes greed, covetousness, and earthly desire.

Santa claims to be watching us and keeping a naughty list, just like Satan does.

Santa wears red while Satan is depicted with red skin.

Santa is sometimes called Jolly Old Saint Nick while a dated term for Satan is Old Nick,

Move the t behind the last a and Santa spells Satan.

I believe it is clear then that Santa is a guise of the devil. Children that await Santa's visit are corrupting their souls by inviting the devil in.
Des! My little cuddly Care-Bear! How come you've become so naughty?! I know you had the tantrum, because I refused to give you the Handheld M2 .50 Cal Machine Gun in 2014 (or any other weapon) but after your most recent incident in 2012 it was only common sense, don't you agree!

If you don't like my now more-or-less official title "Santa" you can always call me Father Christmas as you used to when you were a little boy and gave me that sloppy small-bioy kiss on my cheek! Remember: Call no other man your Father Christmas upon the Earth, for one is your Father Christmas in the North Pole! Ho ho ho!! It's me!

Definitely no guns this year, either, but if you are nice, I'll reconsider in 2021. Meanwhile, I'll deliver you the Ken dolls for your collection, the ones you've been asking for years!


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If that is the case then HAIL SANTA!
Ho Ho Ho, Undie-boy! I need no worship. I am that I am, and at the moment I am much more popular than Jesus in his Christmas thread! And this in the one community that apparently follows him more closely than anyone. If I win here, I win everywhere!

Ho ho ho!!


Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone!!
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Ho Ho Ho, Undie-boy! I need no worship. I am that I am, and at the moment I am much more popular than Jesus in his Christmas thread! And this in the one community that apparently follows him more closely than anyone. If I win here, I win everywhere!

Ho ho ho!!
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I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Default Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-23-2016, 01:04 PM

Have you given any thought to what you would like for Christmas, Mr Claus? I can see from your photo in the OP that your a man of advanced years and considerable girth. Have you given any thought as to how Mrs Claus would manage if something were ever to happen to you?

It just so turns out that at the moment I've got some great deals on prearranged funeral packages, given that business has been pretty slow since I moved to Freehold -- the life expectancy around here is, as you would expect, pretty high (Eph 6:2-3). I don't normally cater to the unsaved, but I would be willing to make an exception in your case.

You will no doubt be needing a rather substantial casket. Perhaps something in the Goliath range?



And what about a viewing? A chance for Mrs Claus and all the children you give toys to a chance to say their final goodbyes.

Give it some thought (not too much, though -- the big day isn't far away) and let me know. We can discuss prices later, but they are quite reasonable, ballpark $15,000-$30,000*, depending on certain factors.





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Wink Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-23-2016, 09:33 PM

Santa,


I remember sitting on your lap when I was a boy. One year your breath smelled like something I noticed when walking by the pub holding mother's hand as she sought presents for Aunt Lucia, who was, according to mother, "so hard to buy for - Lesbians don't like anything." Aunt Lucia sure could play softball, though.


I am hopeful that Jesus won't be offended by this note. He is busy answering prayers and perhaps He won't notice. Let's keep it between us. He hurts my feelings when he doesn't remember me. He just keeps calling me the horse guy, which is what Jesus called me this year, too. It makes me cry, like I did the year I asked you for a statue of St. Francis and instead you brought me St. Dymphna.
And the year I asked you to specifically NOT bring me underwear, since it made my boy parts hurt - and what do I find in one of my gaily wrapped packages but another 3-pack of Hanes briefs. I took scissors to them later that day.


So - here is my wish list, Santa. I won't be greedy.
1. I want my application to move to Freehold approved.
2. I want my mom and dad to become Christians instead of continuing to worship Mary and do aerobics in Mass.
3. I would like to succeed in my creation science class so Elmer White will like me.
5. I also want Dr. Niles to like me just like I like him.
6. That last one needs to be on the down low.
7. Please bring all the poor people lots of presents and not just cheap hand me downs from the Salvation Army.


I have more wishes, but 7 is God's perfect number so I'll stop here.


How is Mrs. Claus? Please say hello to Rosita for me. Does she have a red nose?


I am - as always, a VERY good boy!
Yours,
Lar-Bear (Remember how you always called me that?)


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

I can't wait until Jesus comes!
This is an event that will happen soon!
Revelation 22:12 is the proof!
I will be His horseman for all eternity.
PRAISE GOD!
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Default Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE! - 12-24-2016, 01:04 AM

Attachment 26332Dear "Santa";


I didn't trust you then, and I don't trust you now. If you look to my right, you will see that I am not (nor was I ever) in Bloomingdales as a child.


Non-credulously Yours,
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