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As if the Godless brits haven't demonstrated how deeply lost they are, now THIS secular story reveals the fact that they don't even know the bare basics about the Greatest Story Ever Told: Christ's Birth on December 25th!

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Where was Jesus born? 1 in 3 people don't know

The Christmas carollers may have already been heard singing O Little Town of Bethlehem the length and breadth of the country.

But it appears a huge chunk of their audience may have no idea why the town should be worthy of such reverence.

In an alarming survey published today into knowledge of the Christmas story, it appears that one in four adults do not know that Jesus was born in Bethlehem.

Among younger Britons - between 18 and 24 - the total for those who could not give the correct location rose to 36 per cent.

Other religious blank spots included the role of the Archangel Gabriel - more than a quarter had no idea that Gabriel brought God's message to Mary at her home in Nazareth to say that she would give birth to a son.

And the majority of those questioned - 52 per cent - did not know that John the Baptist was Jesus's cousin.

More than 75 per cent were unaware that Joseph, Mary and Jesus fled to Egypt to escape from King Herod. Most thought they had fled to Nazareth, the family's hometown.

Only 12 per cent of adults could answer all four questions about the Christmas story correctly.

The survey of more than 1,000 adults was commissioned by the public theology think-tank Theos and is likely to reignite debate about the secularisation of Christmas.

Christian churchgoers were the best informed about the Nativity, with 36 per cent answering all questions correctly, compared with only five per cent of atheists.

The survey also showed regional differences in how well people know Bible stories.

The South East was the area with the highest percentage getting all four answers right, at 19 per cent.

That was followed by the South West, which scored 17 per cent.

Those who demonstrated the worst Biblical knowledge were in Yorkshire and Humberside and London.

In both regions, 15 per cent of those questioned answered all four survey questions incorrectly.


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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-08-2007, 02:03 PM

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As if the Godless brits haven't demonstrated how deeply lost they are, now THIS secular story reveals the fact that they don't even know the bare basics about the Greatest Story Ever Told: Christ's Birth on December 25th!
This sickening story just shows how deeply lost this country is. I'd bet 90% probably know where the paedophile teddy bear Moo-Ham-Head was born, and even more know Liberace's life story off by heart.


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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-08-2007, 04:00 PM

This proves the value of the good work being done here at LBC and other churches. People don't study their religious history, and they need organized churches to help them learn and remember the stories that define our past.


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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-09-2007, 01:09 PM

Ugh! It makes me even more ashamed of being British! I'm moving to America as soon as I finish the boat. God Bless America.


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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-09-2007, 01:37 PM

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Ugh! It makes me even more ashamed of being British! I'm moving to America as soon as I finish the boat. God Bless America.
At least the Brits will get some trash out of their country.
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-09-2007, 01:40 PM

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At least the Brits will get some trash out of their country.
That was uncalled for. Brother ThankGod never said a word to you. Why are all you atheists so hateful?

I expect an apology, heathen.


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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-09-2007, 01:41 PM

they aren't as bad as Americans though, 1/3 cannot find America on the map, mostly since they are only good at bombing countries, not finding them on the map.
yet another blasphemy of logic and reason to spout profanities in the land of liberty.
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-09-2007, 01:46 PM

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That was uncalled for. Brother ThankGod never said a word to you. Why are all you atheists so hateful?

I expect an apology, heathen.
I do apologize, but I get angry when people are ashamed of their roots, Ima proud Australian/Italian, though these people say I'm worthless Euro/godless trash I don't care, PRIDE.
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-09-2007, 02:13 PM

You must understand, Britain is a sinful nation (ever heard of Stockport?) and if we who reside in Britain do not attempt to make amends how will we ever become proud citizens?

Oh another thing, Britain has it's very own unique satanic group, we call them chavs. They reject God in favour of designer gear, stolen cars, STDs and teenage pregnancy. Now with creatures like that living here how can we be proud?

As I said before... God Bless AMERICA!


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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-09-2007, 02:19 PM

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You must understand, Britain is a sinful nation (ever heard of Stockport?) and if we who reside in Britain do not attempt to make amends how will we ever become proud citizens?

Oh another thing, Britain has it's very own unique satanic group, we call them chavs. They reject God in favour of designer gear, stolen cars, STDs and teenage pregnancy. Now with creatures like that living here how can we be proud?

As I said before... God Bless AMERICA!
America has all that and more.
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-09-2007, 02:29 PM

oh so very true, just those things are more extreme, and there is an entire list of other such things.
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-09-2007, 03:43 PM

Somehow I doubt you've visited Oldham.


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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 12-17-2007, 02:38 AM

What is this thread? "My country has more sinners than yours"?

Would not a better question be which country has more Baptist Christians?! Surely that's a better contest to win!

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I do apologize, but I get angry when people are ashamed of their roots, Ima proud Australian/Italian, though these people say I'm worthless Euro/godless trash I don't care, PRIDE.
Who is this "Ima" you speak of so frequently?

"Ima proud Australian/Italian. Ima gonna kill yo' momma. Ima gonna get me some fried chicken."

She sounds like a large angry Negress, someone good Christian folk would rather avoid, to be honest.
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 01-20-2008, 10:17 PM

Why are we judging the people in the country by the country so very rigidly? That is being Malicious (Romans 1:29) and Wicked (Romans 1:29). Geographical location is chosen and pre-determined by God, he made no country without its ups and downs. Some with more then others. But to generalise is to ignore God's choice! It is to ignore God!
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Why are we judging the people in the country by the country so very rigidly? That is being Malicious (Romans 1:29) and Wicked (Romans 1:29). Geographical location is chosen and pre-determined by God, he made no country without its ups and downs.
Name one "up" to North Korea.


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Name one "up" to North Korea.
It contains God's creations.

That is all I know - I don't pretend to know much about that country. I doubt many of us do - it would be foolish, they are very secretive. To speak in ignorance is never a good thing right?
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Default Re: Godless Brits Think Jesus was Born in the North Pole! - 01-21-2008, 01:30 AM

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It contains God's creations.
And queers are God's creations too. That doesn't prevent God from telling us what disgusting perverts they are, and how He wants us to kill them, now does it?

I'm guessing that you're C of E, am I right? You think that God is some hippie who loves everyone, even if they spit on Him, right?

Everything is God's creation. Including satan.

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That is all I know -To speak in ignorance is never a good thing right?
So then why do you insist on doing so in every thread on this Godly forum?


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And queers are God's creations too. That doesn't prevent God from telling us what disgusting perverts they are, and how He wants us to kill them, now does it?

I'm guessing that you're C of E, am I right? You think that God is some hippie who loves everyone, even if they spit on Him, right?

Everything is God's creation. Including satan.



So then why do you insist on doing so in every thread on this Godly forum?
You are deviating from the point here. I was asked about one "up" of North Korea, and one "up" is that the people in it are made in the image of almighty God. That in itself is an "up".

I'm sure I could rely on you for providing us with information about the "down"s. In this thread I was defending my belief that Geographical positioning does not hinder your relationship with God objectively. If you are going to slander people you much make sure they are not repentant good people, as the Holy Bible teaches us not to do. To slander an entire nation like the UK is to do just that.
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You are deviating from the point here. I was asked about one "up" of North Korea, and one "up" is that the people in it are made in the image of almighty God. That in itself is an "up".
Are you trying to say that God is a slant-eyed chink?


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Are you trying to say that God is a slant-eyed chink?
Are you trying to say Almighty God did not create North Koreans?
 

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