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Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 03:10 PM
Jesus was born in a region comprised of Middle Eastern Jews, therefore he is most likely Middle Eastern in colour.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 03:17 PM
Wrong.
Next?
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 03:25 PM
Elaborate??
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 03:27 PM
Although you're completely wrong I will play along. Wasn't he actually born in an area that would make him persian? Making him more black than white? Inquiring minds like mine want to know
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 03:29 PM
He had blue eyes and blond hair.
He's hardly going to be a chink, is he?
Jesus is by my side.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 03:35 PM
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He had blue eyes and blond hair.
He's hardly going to be a chink, is he?
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Would god appreciate that type of language? I think not. You should go and pray that he forgives you immediatly if you want foregiveness.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 03:38 PM
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Would god appreciate that type of language? I think not. You should go and pray that he forgives you immediatly if you want foregiveness.
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Care to cite scripture for this position? Your' opinion is not God's.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 03:46 PM
Considering the position of Revelation 1:14, I'd say Jesus is white by God's own word. What higher authority is there than the Bible and God?
Not only was Jesus white, but He didn't even tan. How is the Sun going to affect His skin when He is omnipotent? Remember Superman, how you couldn't even cut his hair? Don't think that Jesus is any less powerful than Superman.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 03:49 PM
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Considering the position of Revelation 1:14, I'd say Jesus is white by God's own word. What higher authority is there than the Bible and God?
Not only was Jesus white, but He didn't even tan. How is the Sun going to affect His skin when He is omnipotent? Remember Superman, how you couldn't even cut his hair? Don't think that Jesus is any less powerful than Superman.
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So you're saying they didn't have tanning beds when our lord walked the earth? That's pure blasphemy.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 03:51 PM
Jesus and a cartoon Character. I understand you are trying to use a dumbed down analogy to describe Jesus but Jesus is who He is. He should not be compared to Superman, Batman or any man.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 03:59 PM
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Jesus and a cartoon Character. I understand you are trying to use a dumbed down analogy to describe Jesus but Jesus is who He is. He should not be compared to Superman, Batman or any man.
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I don't think you know what you're talking about. Can you please quote a scripture where he's compared to Batman or any other super hero from Marvel Comics?
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 04:01 PM
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I don't think you know what you're talking about. Can you please quote a scripture where he's compared to Batman or any other super hero from Marvel Comics?
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Out of the pool troll.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 04:33 PM
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Jesus and a cartoon Character. I understand you are trying to use a dumbed down analogy to describe Jesus but Jesus is who He is. He should not be compared to Superman, Batman or any man.
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Sometimes you have to speak the retard's language to share the Gospel.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 05:47 PM
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Jesus and a cartoon Character. I understand you are trying to use a dumbed down analogy to describe Jesus but Jesus is who He is. He should not be compared to Superman, Batman or any man.
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I was not comparing Jesus and Superman; I was contrasting them. Are you saying that Jesus is not more powerful than Superman, or are you just saying it should be kept secret? Either way, the Bible disagrees with you.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 06:18 PM
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I was not comparing Jesus and Superman; I was contrasting them. Are you saying that Jesus is not more powerful than Superman, or are you just saying it should be kept secret? Either way, the Bible disagrees with you.
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No, I am asking why even bring up Superman when talking about Jesus. If someone doesn't get it, they won't get it.
Jesus is our Savior and Superman is a real character.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-22-2012, 06:24 PM
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No, I am asking why even bring up Superman when talking about Jesus. If someone doesn't get it, they won't get it.
Jesus is our Savior and Superman is a real character.
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Look here, friend. You seem mighty uppity for a bead jiggling pagan.
Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. Yet you sit there worshipping Mary and praying to her even though God barely mentions her once she had given birth to Jesus.
1st Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
1st Timothy 4:2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
1st Timothy 4:3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received Your priests are flouting God's laws with every time they refuse to take a wife and turn to child buggery. Get with Jesus. Read the Bible and turn away from the bead jiggling.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-23-2012, 04:04 AM
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Jesus is our Savior and Superman is a real character.
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Listen lady; Jesus is God's onlybegotten son who temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins, okay?
Superman is a gay comic book character who never existed.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-23-2012, 04:36 AM
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Jesus was born in a region comprised of Middle Eastern Jews, therefore he is most likely Middle Eastern in colour.
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I'll just leave this here. I pray that you see the light, Jesus is white.
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38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-23-2012, 04:39 AM
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Jesus is most likely Middle Eastern in colour.
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I think the OP needs a dictionary to learn the difference between certainly and likely.
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Re: Jesus was most certainly not white! -
03-23-2012, 05:06 AM
Honestly who cares what his skin color was
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