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Default The days of the week are named after PAGAN FALSE GODS! Rename them! - 06-15-2017, 08:07 PM

Friends, did you know that the days of the week somehow escaped the attention of our early forebears and are named after pagan false gods?!?!

Monday is "Moon day" because our unsaved ancestors worshipped the moon! http://www.conservapedia.com/Monday

Tuesday is "Tyr's day" after the Finnish "god" of war! http://www.conservapedia.com/Tuesday

Wednesday, in addition to being hard to spell and nobody ever pronounces that first D so why is it there, is Woden's day, the "king" of the Finnish "gods"! http://www.conservapedia.com/Wednesday

Thursday is "Thor's day", named after the Marvel superhero who was created to turn young boys "gay"! http://www.conservapedia.com/Thursday

Friday is "Fr*gga's day", named after a Finnish "goddess" and an alternate form of the f-word! http://www.conservapedia.com/Friday

Saturday is "Saturn's day", for some reason not a Finnish "god" but a Roman one... Oh, that's right. You know what the Romans have been doing to take down Christianity! http://www.conservapedia.com/Saturday

Finally, Sunday or "Sun's day". The most important day of the week! http://www.conservapedia.com/Sunday

I propose we rename the days of the week, give them GOOD, DECENT, CHRISTIAN names! Personally, I suggest the following...

Monday - Matthewsday. The first day of the week should be named after the first gospel!

Tuesday - Marksday. I think you see where I'm going here.

Wednesday - Lukesday.

Thursday - Johnsday.

Friday - Here I'm suggesting a little flexibility. We can't do harm to the shareholders of TGI Fridays, so I suggest a small fix... Fryday. TGI Frydays only needs to make one small tweak, and it will be a day when all people can enjoy some good old fashioned American cooking!

Saturday - I was thinking we can remind everyone about who keeps this day as the Sabbath by calling it "Jewsday", but that sounds too close to "Tuesday" and it will be confusing for everyone. So instead... Americaday! The whole world can come together and participate in healthy American pastimes on Americaday!

Sunday - Sonday. D'uh.

Anyway, those are my suggestions. Do you ( only) have any suggestions?


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Default Re: The days of the week are named after PAGAN FALSE GODS! Rename them! - 06-15-2017, 08:35 PM

Some suggestions have been offered.

The problem was getting this issue brought before the right people.


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Default Re: The days of the week are named after PAGAN FALSE GODS! Rename them! - 06-15-2017, 08:43 PM

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Some suggestions have been offered.

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Thank you, dear, but this is in the hands of a Platinum Tither now so maybe we can finally make some headway.


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Default Re: The days of the week are named after PAGAN FALSE GODS! Rename them! - 06-16-2017, 06:44 PM

I have often wondered why we had to have so many weeks and so few official days to worship God. Why does He get only one day and there are six other of little significance? I think that we should have four Sundays (Sun1, Sun2, Sun3, Sun4). It would shorten the year to 36 weeks. My company, Hutchins LLC would save a lot of money as my employees who work for Jesus and donate their time to him would be able to give more and having to pay for 36 weeks a year instead of 52 would save me money I could use for Gods Unbelievable Work©.

A side note, has anyone seen my wife, Mrs. Hutchins? She has been missing for a bit over a month now (maybe longer, who can tell) and the dishes are piling up and my sons are upset having to shuffle schedules around to get the other females in the house to do her chores completed.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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