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Default 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-16-2010, 10:44 PM

5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

Unfortunately, feminist lesbians have seduced many men into changing laws and regulations, allowing women to perform all kinds of activities they were never supposed to perform. Activities like voting, driving cars and surfing on the Internet. This has created a disastrous situation in which women fill the Internet with senseless babbling, drawing away attention from the important issues men are trying to discuss! This has to end!

#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
God is very clear on this. Women should just keep their yap shut and serve their husband! And how can they do this if they are yapping away on the Internet behind a computer?
  • 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
  • Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
#4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
Women should dress and behave like ladies. Unfortunately evil web sites like Harry Potter sites, Goth sites, Pokemon sites and Disney sites are seducing women to behave like sluts. Because of this, there are many slutty women behind webcams, on MSN, in forums and in chatrooms trying to seduce men into sinful behavior. They are dooming both the women and the men involved into eternal damnation to hell .
  • 1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
  • Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
  • Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

#3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
Lesbians are actively abusing the internet to recruit new victims into lesbian behavior. Often they pretend to be sexist male pigs to create the fake impression that men can be something else than nice and friendly fellows. This way they turn innocent women away from men into lesbian behavior. The internet even promotes Lesbian sex in Church! It is very clear all our innocent women have to be protected from this by refusing them access to the Internet!

#2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
The Internet is filled with evil false religions. This is not just harmful, it can be lethal! Women start reading about all kinds of dangerous rituals and lose their soul in the process. Hell is filled with victims of Wicca Internet sites.
  • Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."
  • Romans 1:25 "Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen."
  • Mark 7:8 "For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do."

#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
There are many many many many examples of women acting like complete idiots on the Internet.A very stupid women who is about to lose an eye:


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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