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Exclamation Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 10-07-2011, 04:18 AM

Are you on the fence about whether we should legalize gay marriage? Are you already a gay marriage supporter? Do you think it "doesn't harm anyone" if two men get married to each other? Do you think it's "fair" to let them do so, and it's their "right"? Do you think there are no valid arguments against gay marriage? Were you born missing a chromosome, or were you kicked in the head by a mule as a child instead?

Here are ten scientifically-proven and self-evidently true FACTS on why Gay Marriage is BAD for you, your children, and society at large.

1) It's a grievous sin in God's eyes. But, we already knew that. All one has to do is take a cursory glance of the Bible (both Old Testament AND New Testament) to see that God explicitly prohibits homosexuality. See: Lev. 18:22, Deut. 20:13, 1 Kings 14:24, Rom. 1:25-28, 1 Cor. 6:9, 1 Tim. 1:9-10, etc. If God says it's bad, it's bad. How come fluffy-bunny Christians agree with God when He says that stealing, adultery, lying, and bestiality is bad, but suddenly when it comes to verses of homosexuality, they blatantly ignore it or come up with outrageous claims of it "being out of context" or some other evasive arguments?

2) It will lead to more gay people and turn straight people gay
. If we start promoting homosexuality as something normal and give it society's blessing with marriage, then people won't think anything wrong of it. Impressionable kids are the most susceptible. A normal child should be harrassing and teasing gay kids and calling them "faggots", not trying to be friends with them or enable their lifestyle. Think about it: Bestiality is widely-frowned on by society. That's why you don't see a bunch of bestiality-advocates in the streets, parading around with their animals, fighting for the right to get married to their horses and dogs. We must shame them into submission.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will lead to a huge increase in natural disasters
. We already know for a fact that God expresses His anger towards people by giving them natural disasters. It happens many times in the Bible, the most famous being the plagues of Egypt. Legalizing Gay Marriage is like tugging on Superman's cape, or intentionally drinking the beer of that 6'6 Hell's Angel sitting at the bar: You don't piss off those who can turn you into a drooling vegetable who lies in a pool of his own waste. Look at what happened with Hurricane Katrina in 2005 (Unbridled debauchery of Mardi Gras and voodoo worship sent the Lord over the edge) or the Asian Tsunami of 2004 (just a bunch of Jesus-denying chinks) or the Japan Earthquake/Nuclear Disaster this year (for being a perverted and toilet-obsessed. And producing anime)....and on and on and on. Where there's a natural disaster, there's some offensive sinning going on. It started with Sodom (how coincidental!) and will not end.

4) Gay Marriage promotes Child Molestation.
If gays are married, they will invariable adopt children to make a "family". Sorry, but Don Vito Corleone had a more functional, healthy, moral family than any gay couple could ever have. We know gays are child molestors. Can you imagine an innocent 5 year old boy having to endure night after night of two creepy mustachioed perverts who tell him "Don't worry....it tastes like ice cream."? If you support gay marriage, you support child molestation. It's that simple.

5) Kindergartners will be shown gay porn.
You'd have to be monumentally naive to think that if we just give gays the right to marry, they will all shut up and not try to press their agenda further. History will show that's not the case. When the famous Stonewall riots happened in the 60's, they wanted gay bars legalized. So we let them. Then they started to fight against job discrimination, especially being teachers. So we let them. Then they fought for "Don't Ask Don't Tell". When it was introduced, gay rights supporters were all for it...because it was a compromise. Now, they got greedy and they feel they have a right to be OUT AND PROUD about their sins, and now DADT is a bad thing. Point is: You give the Gay Agenda an inch, they take a mile. WE NEED TO DRAW THE LINE *NOW*! Once marriage is legalized, they will seek to promote homosexuality more in society. Gay porn for kindergartners and forcing people into gay marriages are what's next up.

6) It WILL destroy straight marriage!
Right now, marriage is sanctified and honored. By legalizing gay marriage, it turns into a joke. Straight couples will see no need in getting married by how ridiculous it is. And straight people might be tempted to get married to a member of their own gender. Landover's security chief Bobby-Joe Tabor once asked: "If we legalize gay marriage, who would want to marry a woman?". It's an insightful question. Even though I'm a devout True Christian™, given the choice between my good buddies whom I drink Scotch with, and enjoy golfing rounds, laughter, and good times vs. the neurotic, jealous harpies I had for ex-wives....even a man like me might be tempted to turn gay! Gay Marriage is THAT serious of a threat to straight marriage!

8) The Divorce rate WILL go up, statistics prove it
. This is just common-sense and statistics. If you suddenly allow gays to get married, that means some of these gays will get divorces, which means a statistical increase in the amount of total divorces in this country! Why would ANYONE be in support of divorce? Why do they like to tear families apart?

9) It completely destroys the American language.
We have Mister (Mr.) and Missus (Mrs.). The feminazis have already thrown in the perverted Ms. But, what should we call two gay married people? You can't have TWO Mr's, because SOMEBODY (the power bottom) has to be the Missus! But at the same time, you can't call a guy Missus. The same goes for lesbian marriages, but in reverse. This is eroding our culture and language.

10) Hitler completely supported gay marriage.
Really, there is nothing more to be said since that statement alone speaks for itself.


After probing these issues deeper, I'm sure you've enjoyed the hard truth. We need to spread this info far and wide. Even if the gays keeping ramming their beliefs into society, and shoving their agenda down our throats, we, as Americans, can say enough is enough and refuse to bend over for them. Let us wipe off the nasty, sticky goo that is the Homosexual Agenda from our country, and fill this gaping hole of immorality with the overflowing Love of Jesus Christ instead.

Yours in Christ,

Rev. Jim Osborne



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