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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-16-2009, 12:32 AM

So basically, you’re saying that once, just once, in the 6,000 years since the Creation of the Universe, some deluded atheist Kraut has come along and written a book and that that book should now be the right-thinking persons guidance in all things, supplanting the Holy Bible KJV 1611.

Do realize the enormity of your statement?

Fredriech Nietzsche was driven mad by the demons he invited into his soul and lived screaming in horror for 11 years before Jesus allowed him to die and go to Hell. On His death bed it is well known he cried out to The Lord for forgiveness and protection from Satan who he saw embodied as a large orange marmot with vampire fangs.





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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-16-2009, 12:42 AM

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So basically, you’re saying that once, just once, in the 6,000 years since the Creation of the Universe, some deluded atheist Kraut has come along and written a book and that that book should now be the right-thinking persons guidance in all things, supplanting the Holy Bible KJV 1611.
The book wasn't that good actually, the man was indeed extremely open with his hatred towards jews and catholic church and stuff.

You know, I could ask you the same thing.

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Fredriech Nietzsche was driven mad by the demons he invited into his soul and lived screaming in horror for 11 years before Jesus allowed him to die and go to Hell. On His death bed it is well known he cried out to The Lord for forgiveness and protection from Satan who he saw embodied as a large orange marmot with vampire fangs.
That was extremely disturbing and visual. I always felt a cold and creepy fear againt marmots.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-16-2009, 01:16 AM

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The book wasn't that good actually, the man was indeed extremely open with his hatred towards jews and catholic church and stuff.

You know, I could ask you the same thing.
Landover only tells you what God says. God is clear that the catlix will not see heaven and only a few jews will. God hates those who do not accept Him and do not follow His Word - Neitzsche carried it too far.

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Then imagine what Hell will be like for you... filled with marmots!





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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-16-2009, 01:43 AM

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It's like you guys came from the 1800's or something.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-16-2009, 01:51 AM

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You people crack me up, and amaze me.

It's hard to believe, I'm not going to question your beliefs (I've read enough posts on this forum to understand that anything I say is wrong, and anything you say is the absolute truth in the universe), there's no point in wasting time on that. I'm just going to speak my mind about what I think since the first time I saw this site:

I had a homework at school once, to read this book called "Anticrhist" from a german philosopher called Fredriech Nietzsche.
In that book, he pretty much criticized all religions, I'm not going to waste your time with a full review. What I'm trying to say is that the book was written in like.. 1900? 1890? And what I can hardly believe is that there's still people like you in the world, people who can't decide on anything else but the few pages of a book.

It's like you guys came from the 1800's or something. I tought the world was getting better. I guess there will always be these kind of people, anywhere humanity goes, the need to believe in something bigger than us, that watches us and protect us.

It's hard to accept a reality where you are completely alone in the universe. Don't blame you on that.

Cheers.
Obviously, you are as ignorant about Nietzsche as you are about God. One of the main premises found in the writings of Nietzsche (besides his syphilitic induced theory of the Will to Power and the ubermensch – better known as the Hitlerian superman), is the concept of the dangers of Nihilism. Without God, all things cease to have value and therefore all is permitted. You easily criticize our belief in God and The Bible, but what foundation can you build your morals upon? Despite Nietzsche being an atheist, he at least recognized the dangers of his lack of faith. Do you?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-16-2009, 03:29 AM

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Obviously, you are as ignorant about Nietzsche as you are about God. One of the main premises found in the writings of Nietzsche (besides his syphilitic induced theory of the Will to Power and the ubermensch – better known as the Hitlerian superman), is the concept of the dangers of Nihilism. Without God, all things cease to have value and therefore all is permitted. You easily criticize our belief in God and The Bible, but what foundation can you build your morals upon? Despite Nietzsche being an atheist, he at least recognized the dangers of his lack of faith. Do you?
Sorry for the confusion, I was trying to quote Nietzsche according to what I read. I'm a young person, and I just started to read Nietzsche and don't know much about him, except that he hated a lot of stuff and he feares marmots.
I apreciatte the info.

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I may look old, but I'm not THAT old.
I am so sorry, sir.
Didn't meant that at all. Was more like a methaporic comment.
I'm also sure you are not that old.

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Landover only tells you what God says. God is clear that the catlix will not see heaven and only a few jews will. God hates those who do not accept Him and do not follow His Word - Neitzsche carried it too far.

Then imagine what Hell will be like for you... filled with marmots!
That image of the Hateful-God, I just don't really know what to think about that. I hear lots of people, some saying God is an all-loving bean that wants world-peace, and then the concept of the All mighty God that will crush you while you sleep with his finger if you ever taste the apple.

I'm affraid of Hell, indeed. How long does someone stays in hell?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-16-2009, 03:38 AM

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How long do you wants to go for?
Well depends, once you are dead you can't really much go back to your old life so there wouldn't be anything else to do after that.

How long does eternity lasts? Or you just stay dead until Jesus comes back... again?

On the other hand I don't think I would like to go to a place filled with marmots, at all.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-16-2009, 03:40 AM

Of course you don't want to go there. That's why it's hell. Repent, and praise Jesus as your Savior before it's too late!!


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-21-2009, 05:47 PM

If anyone would like to see how stupid atheists are, just visit canibus-central.net. I used to post on there and tried to educate the idiots on there on religion using logical, coherent reasoning, but they just ignored the facts. I eventually put up so much overwhemling evidence that they felt the need to ban me. This just goes to prove that atheists aren't interested in facts, but would rather remain fundy skeptics. LOL


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If anyone would like to see how stupid atheists are, just visit canibus-central.net. I used to post on there and tried to educate the idiots on there on religion using logical, coherent reasoning, but they just ignored the facts. I eventually put up so much overwhemling evidence that they felt the need to ban me. This just goes to prove that atheists aren't interested in facts, but would rather remain fundy skeptics. LOL
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You had better post some links of your effort to educate them, or Jesus will know that you are a liar and are still stoned from yesterday and just here to mock Him.
http://devolutionent.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=184

I post, well, I posted, under the same name, kasmapalities. As you can see, those idiot atheists couldn't handle the facts. There were many more topics that were like this with all the atheists ganging up on me, and no matter how much evidence I threw at them, they ignored it. Most of my arguments took place in the Channel Zero section of the forums.


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I post, well, I posted, under the same name, kasmapalities. As you can see, those idiot atheists couldn't handle the facts. There were many more topics that were like this with all the atheists ganging up on me, and no matter how much evidence I threw at them, they ignored it. Most of my arguments took place in the Channel Zero section of the forums.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-21-2009, 08:14 PM

Although I must say that site did come in handy. After all, it led me here. There is a user on this site by the name of St. Proximo or something, and he is trying to make a mockery out of this site. He is an atheist scum who posted on canibus-central.net, and he is just one of the many dimwits who refuses to read the evidence I have provided for him. He is also currently trying to get more atheists to post on this site to further flood this forum with ignorance and unreasonable atheist point of views. Be aware of this my brothers.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-21-2009, 08:20 PM

You came here boasting about canibus-central.net. What happened to that?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-21-2009, 08:21 PM

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Ah, I see the problem.

You believe it is better to follow the rules of a millennia-old handbook than it is to be a good person.
We believe it is better to follow the rules for being a good person than to be a good person? Do you not see the contradiction in that?
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The assertion isn't a religious one, but an anthropological one.
Then back your assertion up using the anthropological method of examining documents from the relevant cultures - i.e., the Bible or the Koran.
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It's hard to accept a reality where you are completely alone in the universe. Don't blame you on that.
It's also hard to accept a "reality" where a bunch of monkey soup just suddenly turns into people, with no missing link. That's because your "reality" isn't actually real.
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The book wasn't that good actually, the man was indeed extremely open with his hatred towards jews and catholic church and stuff.
Why do you hate the Jews?
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That image of the Hateful-God, I just don't really know what to think about that. I hear lots of people, some saying God is an all-loving bean that wants world-peace...
Friend, those people are lying to you. A bean is a kind of edible legume. God is the Supreme Ruler of all creation. I would not advise you to try using Him as the basis for a tasty chilli or soup. For more information on beans, see here. For more information on God, read the Holy Bible (KJV 1611).


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-21-2009, 08:22 PM

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There is a user on this site by the name of St. Proximo or something, and he is trying to make a mockery out of this site.
We know who that user is and Jesus has his watchful eye on him at all times. No need to be worried about that. The atheists all make their own mistakes with their specious logic. His plan will never work.


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Although I must say that site did come in handy. After all, it led me here. There is a user on this site by the name of St. Proximo or something, and he is trying to make a mockery out of this site. He is an atheist scum who posted on canibus-central.net, and he is just one of the many dimwits who refuses to read the evidence I have provided for him. He is also currently trying to get more atheists to post on this site to further flood this forum with ignorance and unreasonable atheist point of views. Be aware of this my brothers.
We will friend, we are ever vigilant against these ignorant fools. It is a sign of their failure against us and the truth of God that they stoop to mocking us.



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Angry Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-27-2009, 05:36 PM

Yeah...The thing is with poles like this is you only give people a couple of options. See, I go to church, but not always, and I believe in Jesus and the ten commandments, and I believe christianity is the true religion...but at the same time, I don't go around putting in stuff about agnostics being people jesus should bitchslap. did Jesus ever actually kill anyone? Or should I start reading the right bible which is OBVIOUSLY what you have.
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