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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-20-2016, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Mr. Mayor,
Things are indeed worrisome and alarming. Zeke is (or was in case he ware Raptured) the best of the best. His love towards everyone, even his Filipino houseboys, was unprecedented.
Philemon 1:7
For we have great joy and consolation in thy love, because the bowels of the saints are refreshed by thee, brother.
Thus, our Rapture Preparation Committee now participates in the Missing Children Milk Carton Program and the following image will be available nationwide in all supermarkets and dairy product outlets. We're expecting positive results within the hour!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Thank you, Brother White, for the remarkable likeness of Pastor Zeke on milk cartons nationwide. Surely someone will have seen him if he has not been taken to eternity in Rapture. I urge all the general public to send this image out across the internet and pray for Pastor Zeke's safe return to Freehold and Landover Baptist Church.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-20-2016, 12:29 AM
I hate to be one of those conspiracy theorists, but I look over newspaper pictures everyday in hopes of spotting Pastor Zeke.
Today I see four white men with sun glasses near President Trump. Some may be wearing hair pieces to further disguise their identity. Do you see a resemblance to Pastor Zeke in any of these men?
Trump tours flood-ravaged Louisiana — before Obama or Clinton
By Daniel Halper
August 19, 2016 | 2:23pm | Updated August 19, 2016 | 4:13pm
Modal Trigg Donald Trump and running mate Mike Pence meet with flood victims in Denham Springs, La. Photo: AP
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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-20-2016, 12:43 AM
I count 8 security guys, 4 armored SUVs, 2-3 women and 1 elderly man. It's nice. It's a nice event - meet the working class people who are paid by the government to protect you. A crowd pleaser. Everyone gets a day out in Louisiana in August in their bullet proof vests. But no sign of the Pastor. Also no water. Is it possible the flood alerts were a false flag op? Donald would know.
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-21-2016, 01:56 AM
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Has anyone checked with Sister Daisy Mae Johnson?
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I would guess that everyone has checked with 'Sister Thumper'.
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-21-2016, 03:06 PM
Friends, good news! i have unconfirmed sightings in Germany.
I have to say, I didn't know the Pastor played banjo. You learn something new every day (as long as it's related to the Bible). Obviously I can't understand the gobbldegook they speak over there but maybe Titus can double check my gut-translation that the Pastor is leading the Germans out of their darkness and back to purity. I believe there is to be... a cultural cleansing, maybe? Followed by total annihilation of all inferior races? Please confirm Titus.
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Gottfried von der Goltz war einer der ersten Geiger, die zeigten, dass auf einer Barockvioline höchste technische Schwierigkeiten sehr wohl zu spielen sind. Diese solistischen Vorzüge kombiniert er seit vielen Jahren mit einer Kultur der Ensembleleitung, die für die Entwicklung des Freiburger Barockorchesters prägend war und sowohl seinen Interpretations-Vorstellungen Rechnung trägt als auch den selbstbewussten Ansprüchen der FBO-Musiker.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-21-2016, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Friends, good news! i have unconfirmed sightings in Germany.
I have to say, I didn't know the Pastor played banjo. You learn something new every day (as long as it's related to the Bible). Obviously I can't understand the gobbldegook they speak over there but maybe Titus can double check my gut-translation that the Pastor is leading the Germans out of their darkness and back to purity. I believe there is to be... a cultural cleansing, maybe? Followed by total annihilation of all inferior races? Please confirm Titus.
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I wish that indeed this is Pastor Ezekiel but we should remember that he loved paddles and not gay guitars (that's what I call violins).
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-21-2016, 08:09 PM
Also, although that looks a bit like Pastor Zeke, the word Geiger means fiddler, and Pastor Zeke is not a Catholic priest!
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-22-2016, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Also, although that looks a bit like Pastor Zeke, the word Geiger means fiddler, and Pastor Zeke is not a Catholic priest!
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When Michele Bachmann popped up in the news yesterday, my thinking about Pastor Zeke went in another direction. I remembered the many times I was in the room where meetings, etc., were taking place and Representative Bachmann and Pastor Zeke were both there.
I can tell you Representative Bachmann would become a different person when Pastor entered the room. Eye lashes would flutter, there would be some smiling and fluster.
With women becoming more aggressive and goal oriented lately, I've become concerned the cause of Pastor's disappearance could the work of a jealous woman.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-22-2016, 03:38 PM
Have you checked your bank accounts lately? White men often take all the money and run off to Monaco.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-22-2016, 07:59 PM
Seeing how Pastor Zeke is the Godliest man beneath the Firmament, he would surely be an enemy of the left. I think it quite possible that he has been kidnapped, or murdered, so he could be silenced.
I will pray for his safe return to Freehold if he is indeed alive.
Leviticus 19:19
"Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-22-2016, 08:28 PM
The Most Right Reverend Zeek is a freak, and has pass on to the Lake of Fire.
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-22-2016, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Engles
Seeing how Pastor Zeke is the Godliest man beneath the Firmament, he would surely be an enemy of the left. I think it quite possible that he has been kidnapped, or murdered, so he could be silenced.
I will pray for his safe return to Freehold if he is indeed alive.
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That is a fear I expressed earlier, though it was not well received. I still think he might be released through the offices of former President Bill Clinton if a speaking engagement could be arranged.
And Captain America, now you can surely appreciate why all newcomers are labeled as unsaved trash and what I meant when I said the unsaved wretches always reveal themselves sooner or later. Now we know that you were sent by Satan or his proxies to vex Christians.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-22-2016, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by CaptainAmerica
The Most Right Reverend Zeek is a freak, and has pass on to the Lake of Fire.
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If there's any fire associated with Pastor Zeke's passing from this life to the next, it will be in the form of a chariot (2 Kings 2:11).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-22-2016, 10:46 PM
Does anyone have the keys to Pastor Ezekiels Mansion?
Maybe we find something that can help us locate his location?
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-23-2016, 01:28 AM
I don't want to be one of those conspiracy theorists, but just when Pastor Zeke goes missing, Donald Trump starts canceling scheduled appearances. It causes me worry both Donald and Pastor are under some kind of threat:
Trump cancels two more campaign events: report
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Republican presidential nominee has reportedly canceled two of his upcoming campaign events.
The reports come after news surfaced Monday that the GOP nominee will be delaying a speech on immigration that was set for later this week amid new questions over his position on the issue.Trump has canceled a Friday rally in Las Vegas scheduled at the South Point Hotel Casino and Spa, according to the Las Vegas Sun. His campaign didn't say why the event was canceled.
The Republican nominee has also canceled an Aug. 31 rally and fundraiser in Portland, Ore., according to Oregon Public Broadcasting. Trump reportedly canceled the event due to scheduling changes.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-23-2016, 06:01 AM
Brother Mister Mayor,
I am not trying to build any false hope and I don't want to start rumors, but I have a dear friend who was in attendance at Donald's speech in West Bend, Wisconsin recently.
He insists that a person fitting the description of Ezekiel Flint was standing off in the distance, in the shadows. He also insists that this person was feeding Trump various lines when he wasn't using a teleprompter.
The man he thought was Zeke was with a young boy with Asian features, who was wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat.
Please understand that my friend is extremely reliable and not prone to spreading idle gossip. He didn't realize Zeke was missing or he would have told me this sooner - I just happened to mention it in our conversation and that's when he revealed this possible sighting.
And didn't Zeke once use the term "extreme vetting" when determining who could park in the Titanium Parking Lot? I'm sure that doesn't mean anything. I mean, we've ... um ... all said that....haven't we? (Frankly I don't think so)
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-23-2016, 03:57 PM
It will interest you all to read an email from Pastor Zeke that I received 12 days ago. I have retained the formatting as it is significant for those who understand: To all God’s People At Landover.
Leviathon is a demon I have fought hard. The struggle was tedious and wearing upon the very soul, but I have emerged victorious.I remember the day well. Having sought the solitude of the Wilderness to commune with Our Lord, Whose testing demands upon my time were as the trials of Job. I was in a truck stop near Albuquerque and was quietly having a discussion with a heavenly being, whose name I cannot reveal, when I became aware of the approach of the demon Leviathon. I reached inside my jacket and withdrew KJV1611 and placed him flat on the table. Without turning, I told the heavenly being, whose name I cannot reveal that I now knew that our meeting there was foretold and that the time had come to defeat this Devil’s Minion and, with an expression that was unaltered yet not the same, the a heavenly being, whose name I cannot reveal’shead bowed. As we wandered back towards the motel I asked the a heavenly being, whose name I cannot revealif he had it in his power to summon Leviathon to preordained coordinates where my power would be at its zenith and he said that was the sort of thing that he could do and where did I want the battle to take place? My calculations, drawn from what was revealed to me as hidden messages deep in the verses of the minor prophets’ writing, proved conclusively that since Leviathon was a Being of the Oceans, the wet and the cold would be of no effect so I filled the tub in the motel room up with scalding hot water and blessed the water. The Heavenly beings (there were now 8 of them) whose names I cannot reveal brought Leviathon and bound him to the tub with a rope of gold around his waist. We fought. My sword was drawn and began and I began the task of stabbing and thrusting with all my strength and faith, thinking only of Our Lord who I could see clearly to the side near the radiator. It was exhausting I reckon that it took well over 45 minutes before LEVIATHON’S LIFE’S FORCE WAS EXTINGUISHED. The eight Heavenly beings whose names I cannot reveal removed all signs of this titanic battle except one, and that remains with me but is visible to those of the faith of a True Christian™. The Voice of the Lord has spoken clearly to me My Mind is filled with Glory and Wonder and I send you this to let you know that the world is safer, even for those who do not believe. Our Lord is Wonderful and full of Wonder – I am to go to a place that looks like Pittsburgh but which is not and cannot be nor will be.
Yours In Christ – Project Habakkuk advances – guard your sons and wives with the armor of God – the Time is coming.
Pastor Ezekiel Flint
PS, I hope that someone is looking after the accounts.
PPS, I may call upon one of you - be prepared!
PPPS, Bathfire! Do not release this email until you receive the next one!
As you see, there is, at the moment no need for concern at all.
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-23-2016, 10:12 PM
Zeke said, "I am going to a place the looks like Pittsburg."
I searched my photo album and found this picture I took of a city, like Pittsburg, clogged with steel mill smoke. It has be where Zeke is going. I apologize to LBC True Christians™ Zeke has prevented me from releasing the name of the city:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-24-2016, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
PPPS, Bathfire! Do not release this email until you receive the next one!
As you see, there is, at the moment no need for concern at all.
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So what is in the next email!
Phil
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Re: I'm Worried About Pastor Zeke -
08-24-2016, 08:27 AM
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So what is in the next email!
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Brother, assuming that the second email ended in the same way as the first, then Brother Bathfire will not be able to release it until he receives the third. And so on.
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