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Lightbulb Wicca - 04-10-2010, 02:01 AM

1st i would like to point out that i finally used a capital letter! you should be proud of me cranky old man!

ok now to the real thing i was gonna post.

how is wicca a false religion? wicca is a form of paganism and is older than christianity.
also, the king james bible was translated from the original latin bible, correct? correct. how do we know that the people he hired didnt change anything from the original? or how do we know he didnt tell the people translating to change certain aspects to make it more suitable to his lifestyle? like demetri martin says....think about it.
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1st i would like to point out that i finally used a capital letter! you should be proud of me cranky old man!

ok now to the real thing i was gonna post.

how is wicca a false religion? wicca is a form of paganism and is older than christianity.
also, the king james bible was translated from the original latin bible, correct? correct. how do we know that the people he hired didnt change anything from the original? or how do we know he didnt tell the people translating to change certain aspects to make it more suitable to his lifestyle? like demetri martin says....think about it.
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Would you mind entertaining our friend's questions? I'm sure you know the arguments against divination.


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how is wicca a false religion?
Exodus 22:18:
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Leviticus 19:31:
Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Leviticus 20:6:
And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

Leviticus 20:27:
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 18:10:
There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

Deuteronomy 18:11:
Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

1st Samuel 15:23:
For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

Revelation 21:8:

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


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Default Re: Wicca - 04-10-2010, 02:23 AM

Exodus 22:18

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

It's pretty cut and dry Raver. What sort of name is Raver anyway? Did you drop some X and dance around in glow bands before you posted? Is that why you're asking retarded questions?


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Default Re: Wicca - 04-10-2010, 02:49 AM

you know what, piffle you guys piffle all of you im tired of doing this. all i was trying to do is see how long it would take to get banned. so i figure this post will help me with that.
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you know what, piffle you guys piffle all of you im tired of doing this. all i was trying to do is see how long it would take to get banned. so i figure this post will help me with that.
You already tried to be a wiccan. Do you not remember?

Wow, what a wet brain.


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Default Re: Wicca - 04-10-2010, 02:55 AM

god dammit! you cant say p i f f l e in these threads?
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Default Re: Wicca - 04-10-2010, 02:58 AM

Wicca is a false religion for the same reason that all other religions are false religions. They don't worship the one True God.


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Default Re: Wicca - 04-10-2010, 03:11 AM

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Wicca is a false religion for the same reason that all other religions are false religions. They don't worship the one True God.
holy shit you are an idiot

and btw your signature "come sit on nobars lap and let me tell you a story" is very creepy. i bet you would like a little choir boy to sit on your lap wouldnt you?
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also, the king james bible was translated from the original latin bible, correct? correct. how do we know that the people he hired didnt change anything from the original? or how do we know he didnt tell the people translating to change certain aspects to make it more suitable to his lifestyle? like demetri martin says....think about it.
Unlike you, we aren't retarded. The original Bible (in Greek and Hebrew, not Latin ) manuscripts still exist! Anyone can look up what they say in the original language, and many of our members know the languaoge. It says the same thing as in the English version. You would know this if you ever bothered to do anything other than smoke drugs all day long.
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holy shit you are an idiot

and btw your signature "come sit on nobars lap and let me tell you a story" is very creepy. i bet you would like a little choir boy to sit on your lap wouldnt you?
You sure have a dirty mind. You are obviously too old for story time.

Also, do you think I look like some kind of dirty Catholic priest?


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1st i would like to point out that i finally used a capital letter! you should be proud of me cranky old man!

ok now to the real thing i was gonna post.

how is wicca a false religion? wicca is a form of paganism and is older than christianity.
also, the king james bible was translated from the original latin bible, correct? correct. how do we know that the people he hired didnt change anything from the original? or how do we know he didnt tell the people translating to change certain aspects to make it more suitable to his lifestyle? like demetri martin says....think about it.
Acutally, Wicca isn't older than Christianity. Wicca, as a religion, is barely fifty years old and was heavily influenced by the writings of a man called Gerard Gardener, among others. If I hear you say that your great-grandmother was a Wiccan, you are probably lying or your great-grandmother converted in her late life, unless you're a teen with a fairly young great-grandmother.

Now, I cannot discuss that paganism is a religion thousands of years older than Christianity, but it's broken down into many sub-religions many of which are fairly new (such as Wicca). I will not go into details because I'd probably get thrown out of the site, but do your own research. You'll find tons of interesting things around.
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Acutally, Wicca isn't older than Christianity. Wicca, as a religion, is barely fifty years old and was heavily influenced by the writings of a man called Gerard Gardener, among others. If I hear you say that your great-grandmother was a Wiccan, you are probably lying or your great-grandmother converted in her late life, unless you're a teen with a fairly young great-grandmother
Perhaps a lobotomy can rid your mind of this useless knowledge. You should focus on the Holy Bible instead!

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Why are you seducing visitors of our friendly forum to research the ways of Satan? Are you evil?


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Perhaps a lobotomy can rid your mind of this useless knowledge. You should focus on the Holy Bible instead!

Why are you seducing visitors of our friendly forum to research the ways of Satan? Are you evil?
Lobotomies have serious side effects and are no longer needed since the introduction of meds.

Ah, but you see, knowledge allows you to determine what is evil or what is simply nonsense. Wicca, in the eyes of many, is the true path to follow, but in the eyes of others is evil or simply nonsense. Respect for others is crucial if you wish to be respected.
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Default Re: Wicca - 04-10-2010, 04:21 PM

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Wicca, in the eyes of many, is the true path to follow
There are also people who worship spaghetti. Perhaps you should join forces with them and create a black magic spaghetti religion.

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Default Re: Wicca - 04-10-2010, 04:22 PM

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Ah, but you see, knowledge allows you to determine what is evil or what is simply nonsense. Wicca, in the eyes of many, is the true path to follow, but in the eyes of others is evil or simply nonsense. Respect for others is crucial if you wish to be respected.
The Bible tells us that we are to kill witches, not tolerate them.

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Default Re: Wicca - 04-10-2010, 04:33 PM

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There are also people who worship spaghetti. Perhaps you should join forces with them and create a black magic spaghetti religion.

All that matters is respect for our Savior Jesus Christ. Everything else is irrelevant.
Yes, I am aware that people follow spaghetti, the religion is called Pastafarism. It is merely a parade of Christianity.

That is precisely the reason why you are not respected: you do not respect others.

Whatever the bible says is nonsense if I do not agree with it. My life is to be lived as I wish, not commanded by a book that makes absolutely no sense to my highly evolved mind.
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Default Re: Wicca - 04-10-2010, 04:38 PM

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Whatever the bible says is nonsense if I do not agree with it. My life is to be lived as I wish, not commanded by a book that makes absolutely no sense to my highly evolved mind.
That was an incredibly hateful, intolerant thing to say.

This is a Christian forum. Why are you even here?


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Default Re: Wicca - 04-10-2010, 04:41 PM

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That was an incredibly hateful, intolerant thing to say.

This is a Christian forum. Why are you even here?
Well, Pastor, how is it intolerant? I am not insulting your religion nor any of you so it cannot be considered intolerance.

I am here to learn, Pastor, as I have found that knowledge is the key to life.
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