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Love Jesus Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 09-12-2016, 01:56 AM

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I HAVE BEEN READING THIS THREAD FOR A YEAR AND IT STILL MAKES MY DAY WHY DOES THIS EXIST I'M CRYING X'D
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800 REPLIES I'M DEAD OH MY GOSH WHY
Dear person,

It is indeed terrible, isn't it. Why does this phenomenon exist? Why is there evil, of which this mediocre singer of light entertainment is just one example?

It is because Mankind disobeyed God (Genesis 3:6), misused free will and let sin and Satan enter the Created World. There is a way out. He's called Jesus!

Galatians 1:4
Who gave himself for our sins, that he might deliver us from this present evil world, according to the will of God and our Father:


We do what little we can. 800 replies may seem a lot to you but it is necessary to do whatever it takes to gain as many souls to Jesus as possible. Now you understand this, as well. Are you ready to accept and follow Christ, too?


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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 09-12-2016, 02:09 AM

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Dear person,

It is indeed terrible, isn't it. Why does this phenomenon exist? Why is there evil, of which this mediocre singer of light entertainment is just one example?

It is because Mankind disobeyed God (Genesis 3:6), misused free will and let sin and Satan enter the Created World. There is a way out. He's called Jesus!

Galatians 1:4
Who gave himself for our sins, that he might deliver us from this present evil world, according to the will of God and our Father:


We do what little we can. 800 replies may seem a lot to you but it is necessary to do whatever it takes to gain as many souls to Jesus as possible. Now you understand this, as well. Are you ready to accept and follow Christ, too?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


honestly the first time i came across this i was so angry at you people, having been in my "emo phase" (how i do not miss that) now I realize that these people are going to think what they think and act how they will and if they will not be persuaded then it is their own problem. I"ll just be over here enjoying life and laughing at the immaturity
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blah blah blah I"ll just be over here enjoying life and laughing at the immaturity
Kid, God ALWAYS gets the last laugh.

(Psalms 2:4) "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision."

Sure, yuck it up over there in your bedroom plastered with My Chemical Romance posters and soiled tissues beside the bed, but in the end we'll be laughing at you from Heaven!



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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 09-12-2016, 02:23 AM

So here's the guy this whole thread is about now. hasn't changed much. Still kinda gay. Still looks twelve. Not so much vampiric anymore. My opinion is neutral on the subject at this point. I just wanna read other peoples'. ...aannnnddd...... GO!




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Kid, God ALWAYS gets the last laugh.

(Psalms 2:4) "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision."

Sure, yuck it up over there in your bedroom plastered with My Chemical Romance posters and soiled tissues beside the bed, but in the end we'll be laughing at you from Heaven!



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Sir, with all do respect, I was referring to the immaturity of the twelve year old emo children.
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...now I realize that these people are going to think what they think and act how they will and if they will not be persuaded then it is their own problem...
Dear person,

Do you honestly think that it is useless to try to heal these Gerard Way cultists to Save them? Admittedly, they are vile sinners, but there is always hope in Jesus Christ! I am much more optimistic and as a recovering "emo" you could contribute quite a lot. These people have nothing at the moment but it is not only their "own problem". It is a problem that reaches into Eternity, and plays into the hand of the Enemy when the fates of this World will be decided very soon (obviously, this World will be demolished by Jesus and I am referring to the fates of its human inhabitants, of whom the majority will be in Hell unless we help them). This is a hard task but not impossible.

1 Thessalonians 1:3
Remembering without ceasing your work of faith, and labour of love, and patience of hope in our Lord Jesus Christ, in the sight of God and our Father;


We are not going to abandon these people, stay assured.


Yours in Christ,

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My opinion is neutral on the subject at this point. I just wanna read other peoples'. ...aannnnddd...... GO!
After 800 opinions you're still not sure what we think?

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These images don't work for me.


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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 09-12-2016, 03:25 AM

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Dear person,

Do you honestly think that it is useless to try to heal these Gerard Way cultists to Save them? Admittedly, they are vile sinners, but there is always hope in Jesus Christ! I am much more optimistic and as a recovering "emo" you could contribute quite a lot. These people have nothing at the moment but it is not only their "own problem". It is a problem that reaches into Eternity, and plays into the hand of the Enemy when the fates of this World will be decided very soon (obviously, this World will be demolished by Jesus and I am referring to the fates of its human inhabitants, of whom the majority will be in Hell unless we help them). This is a hard task but not impossible.

1 Thessalonians 1:3
Remembering without ceasing your work of faith, and labour of love, and patience of hope in our Lord Jesus Christ, in the sight of God and our Father;


We are not going to abandon these people, stay assured.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer
Of course I do not think it is useless to save them. I just think that you shouldn't be wasting time on the stubborn ones. After all, it is a phase and will run its course eventually, as was the case with me.
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Greetings Mr. TBH. I am guessing those are your initials. I have known other people who were known by initials. I was looking for your introduction but I was unable to find it. I fear you may be on shaky ground with the Baptists who own this site. I am not a member of this site myself but I do know their rules and they want you to introduce yourself in their introduction forum.

I am Trevor MacGregor from Kingston Jamaica and here in Babylon to further my education and my career in politics. I am very pleased to make your acquaintance.

I am certain you are a white man because you have suffered from mental problems that only white men have. Black men do not suffer these maladies. I am a Black man and Rastafari. Everyone would like to know more about you and especially my white friends here.

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Of course I do not think it is useless to save them. I just think that you shouldn't be wasting time on the stubborn ones. After all, it is a phase and will run its course eventually, as was the case with me.
I do appreciate your optimism, dear person. As a Creation Scientist, however, I must be unbiased, and this hypothesis of yours will be tested by two alternative hypotheses.

1) Do the "emos" grow up into decent, God-fearing begetters?

The answer: Not necessarily.



Why would we neglect these sorry individuals who might still have an outside chance of Salvation?

Matthew 15:24
But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.

2) Do we have the time to wait for these sinners to repent and become decent God-fearing begetters?

The answer: Definitely NOT.

Jesus will show up any day now!

Revelation 22:20
He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

Sadly, your hypothesis fails. Jesus needs us to do this.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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Greetings Mr. TBH. I am guessing those are your initials. I have known other people who were known by initials. I was looking for your introduction but I was unable to find it. I fear you may be on shaky ground with the Baptists who own this site. I am not a member of this site myself but I do know their rules and they want you to introduce yourself in their introduction forum.

I am Trevor MacGregor from Kingston Jamaica and here in Babylon to further my education and my career in politics. I am very pleased to make your acquaintance.

I am certain you are a white man because you have suffered from mental problems that only white men have. Black men do not suffer these maladies. I am a Black man and Rastafari. Everyone would like to know more about you and especially my white friends here.

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Skull Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 09-22-2016, 07:22 PM

what the piffle is wrong with you guys mocking emos im emo so what the piffle is wrong with you i find this very offencive http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=81848
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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 09-22-2016, 07:28 PM

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what the piffle is wrong with you guys mocking emos im emo so what the piffle is wrong with you i find this very offencive http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=81848
Could you be a little more specific? What is bothering you?


I'm sorry you are emo, but you can be cured. Read your Bible.
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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 12-13-2016, 10:03 AM

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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 03-14-2017, 10:21 PM

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My opinion is that Gerard's an amazing guy, but yours is that he's a gay, satanist, cross-dressing psycho
Tbh both of them are my opinion... I love him for being so gay and satanic and psycho lol.
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Sinner Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 03-14-2017, 10:28 PM

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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 03-14-2017, 10:40 PM

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If Jesus doesn't exist, then how can there be one specfically awkward moment when He doesn't show up?


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