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Default Ask a True Christian™ Pastor - 10-26-2009, 07:37 AM

We pastors at Landover Baptist Church get so many questions every day, I thought that it might benefit others if we posted some of the more interesting queries here. I've spoken with Pastor Billy-Rueben, Rev. Jim and the others, and they have graciously agreed to contribute.


I got this question just last week.

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Quenton Williamson writes: My question to you is if it is a possibility that Jesus was in his last hour abandoned by the Holy Spirit or he was not. My idea is that he was abandoned at it’s last hour just like many people are going to find out after the rapture. that the Holy Spirit it’s no longer among them. What is your opinion on this please?

Dear Quenton,

It’s my understanding that Jesus was abandoned by both the Father and the Holy Spirit while on the cross. For 3 hours He hung there alone while the world went dark around Him. This is what made Him cry, “My God, my God. Why have you forsaken me?” just before He died. (Matt. 27:45-50) As He took on the sins of the world they could no longer be in His presence and had to turn their backs on Him.

However, the Holy Spirit will not abandon the world in the same way. After we get to Heaven, He’ll be released from us, and will return to the world to draw more people to the Lord. But He won’t be sealed in the hearts of Tribulation believers the way He was with the Church.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a True Christian™ Pastor - 10-26-2009, 01:11 PM

Here's another one that just came across my desk:

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Brother Elmer wrote: Thank you for posting these questions! I have a problem. My wife has recently gotten mad at me for reading about end times prophecy. She feels that she doesn’t want the rapture to happen because it would take away the life that we have just started together. She also does not seek out information on Jesus or what it means to be a Christian. What should I/can I do? I don’t know what I can do to console her. Is it right to assume that the rapture will happen in the next five years?
Dear Brother Elmer,

Like most Christians, it sounds like your wife has been taught a secular world view. That means she has been encouraged to build a happy, successful life here and to want all the nice things this world has to offer. She probably doesn’t know much about our eternal destiny and how much better it will be. Maybe she hadn’t even thought about it until you came along. If so, she may view the Rapture as something that will deprive her of all the things she’s been taught to want.

What you can do is to teach her about the good things that are coming. And remember, in doing so you’re going to be changing her entire outlook on life, so take your time and be patient. It is right to assume that the Rapture will happen soon, because it could happen at any moment.

Since we aren't certain whether women even have souls, you might want to avoid making any actual promises that your wife will go to Heaven.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a True Christian™ Pastor - 10-27-2009, 05:21 AM

Well, I'll be glad to participate, Pastor Zeke! This is from a private e-mail I received from a young lady interested in my Ladies of the Lord ministry, as well as certain questions how a young lady should behave. (Names have been changed to protect the anonymity of the people.)

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Dear Rev. Jim,

What all would the ministry include? Teaching wise, as you know I'm new to being saved, and my Bible has gone everywhere with me, including a doctors appointment I was forced to. So I'm willing to learn as much as I can. I'm not intirely sure how a True Christian woman should dress, or infact, behave. I do have a rather smart mouth at times.

-Jessie
Dear Jessie,

Well, as a True Christian™ pastor I believe in preaching all of the Bible, not just bits and pieces. Many of the liberal branches of Christianity tend to ignore most of the Bible and focus on things like John 3:16 or Matthew 7:1-5. Yet Jesus Himself says this...

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

So I focus on an all-encompassing, fully comprehensive teaching standard for the Bible. That's a lot to cover, but fortunately there is no limit to a number of times a young lady can take the course.

I also focus a lot on women's issues, including what you are talking about here. For example, regarding your question on how a woman should dress and about you having a smart mouth, Paul discusses both of these in the First Letter to Timothy, Second Chapter...

1 Timothy 2:9-12 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

As you can see, a young lady like yourself should forever dress modestly and earnestly, and not chase after the styles of Hollywood harlots like Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. God specifically hates braided hair, gold, pearls, and costly jewelry because he makes special note of them.

Now, continuing just after this verse...


1 Timothy 2:10-12 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.


On the other issue, you should also learn to control your mouth and force yourself to be silent. Men are your teachers, so you'd do best to be quiet and listen to what they have to say.

I hope I have helped you.

Yours in Christ,

Rev. Jim



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Default Re: Ask a True Christian™ Pastor - 11-15-2009, 01:44 PM

I got this letter recently from an innocent child.


Dear Pastor,

I learneded in my Left Behind books and my Chick tracts that when the Rapture comes, Lord Jesus maybe reaching His hand right down out of Heaven to snatch us up so fast to Glory that He leaves our CLOTHES behind! My Momma told me that bein’ nekkid and lookin’ at other folks who is nekkid is just flat out WRONG. I understand that Jesus may be makin’ Christian folks nekkid in Heaven so He can tell ‘em apart from all the unsaved folks. But I think the unsaved folks is gonna have missing heads and body parts from when Jesus killed ‘em, so it will be easy to tell them apart.

What is really gonna happen, Pastor? When my family gets to Heaven, I don’t wanna see my grandpa nekkid! He’s gonna want to give me a great big hug, and I don’t think I’m gonna like it!

Sincerely,

Kimmy Williams (Age 11)



Dear Kimmy,

First let me say it is an absolute joy to hear testimony from a precious young lady like yourself. It makes me proud that someone at your age is already reading the Left Behind Series. If you were a student at Landover Baptist University, you wouldn’t get to that series of books until the second year of your post-graduate studies in American English Literature. That you’ve already have read them, and have a firm understanding of the iron-clad, unavoidable future that awaits all Christ-fearing folks, is a testament to the success of our home schooling program.

What amazes me is that you’ve studied the Left Behind series and referenced your supplemental Chick tracts so carefully that you’ve noticed the one tiny oversight in these gripping pre-history volumes. Yes, for while our dear brothers in Christ Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins did a wonderful job channeling God’s gloriously dramatic premeditated plans for mass genocide into those books, they chose to omit one important detail of the glorious Rapture. Specifically, that when Jesus sucks you out of your clothes into Heaven, the force of His holy vacuum will be so great that it will shear every hair from your body, every breast and nipple from your chest, and praise God, every tallywhacker and hoochie that dangles or rests between the sacred legs of every Bible believing Christian on the face of the earth. Yes! The Lord will see to it that our clothes, and our vile sex organs are the only things that get left behind. Shout Glory!

You are probably asking yourself, “Why will Jesus be removing our reproductive organs and teats before we get to Heaven?” Well, my dear lady, the answer is quite simple. In Heaven, there'll simply be no need for genitals. My guess is that the Lord is pretty disgusted after having to watch His creatures hump away on each other for the last 4,000 years. I know I’d be! Think of it this way, Jesus and His Daddy have been sitting up there in Heaven watching the longest pornographic film ever made, and frankly, they are no longer amused. So after the Rapture, they will be looking for new ways to get their kicks.

Post-Rapture, Jesus and His Daddy will be preoccupied with savagely slaughtering an ungrateful 90% of the world who didn’t give Him 10% of their paychecks, for having a lifetime of fun at the Lord’s expense. I get a big old belly laugh when I think about the horrors that await unsaved people. Why after they get over the initial shock of discovering that the millions of person-free girdles and jockey shorts lying around town aren't actually empty after all, but are in fact filled with the soggy, smelly, disembodied giblets of their former owners! I tell you, it is gonna be a real hoot to watch the expressions on their faces from our front row seats in Heaven! Oh Lordy! I am laughing out loud right now as I am writing this!

And so to answer your question – yes, you and your Grandpappy will be as naked as a pair of sphynx kittens, skipping down Main Street as soon as you get through the pearly gates! But don’t fret, dear Kimmy, for it will not be the nakedness you will have come to know during your short life. Indeed, because your grandfather’s wrinkled skin noodle will be hiding in his pleated Dickies on the floor of the Hemlock Farms rec room, waiting to surprise the first unsuspecting, unsaved person who happens upon them. And your hairless, stinky little hoo-hoo will still be clinging - like a thick strip of raw bacon - to the humid, satiny insides of the little pink panties left dangling off the seat of your Schwinn 3-speed.

That’s right – for while Heaven may be a nudist colony, all the residents look like giant walking, talking depantsed Ken and Barbie dolls – blessedly free of hairy holes and hamhocks from the waist down!

So, when you are reunited with your grandfather in Heaven, he'll ask you to sit upon his lap once again. And if you feel that familiar poke on your thigh, grandpappy will no longer by lying when he says, "That's only a roll of lifesavers down there, my dear! And it means I'm happy to see you!"

I hope that clears up any concerns you may have, little Kimmy. See you after the Rapture!

Yours in Christ,

- Pastor Ezekiel


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a True Christian™ Pastor - 11-16-2009, 06:50 AM

Some letters (in fact most of the letters I receive) are either unprintable due to potty-mouth expressions, or else they just don't deserve a reply. Here is one of the latter.

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Oh My Good Lord, I am so appalled by your website and particularly your article on Injuns!! As a born and enrolled “Injun” I will let you know that now Injuns are drunk injuns. A majority of my family are sober and I have many cousins and relatives that have never touched a drop of alcohol and besides that it is the fault of the so-called Christians that brought the good drink to our people!!! It comes to my amazement that people like you still exist in our society and spreading the word of God through Love!! The only one that can judge anybody is God! You should not condemn anybody because of who they are, what they look like, the choices that they make, or for anything of that nature. God is the only one that can judge and if you feel that strongly about Homosexuals, Negroes, Injuns, and anybody else that does not live their lives like you, you should let God take care of it. If it is truly that bad and evil, then god will take care of it. He has taught us to love our neighbors as ourselves, so you must have some insecurity about yourself to lead a church that would condemn anybody. The true Christians I know only have good things to say and do for others, they don’t condemn them. You are not a true Christian. That comes from someone who is from a people/race that was condemned by Catholics and Christians and forced to assimilate into their culture, beaten and humiliated for being human but different than them and I can still respect them because it’s not their fault they were raised to hate. We wonder why racism, sexism, discrimination of others will never go away! And you call yourself a pastor!!!

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I would only point out to the squaw "Misty" and her ilk that her contention that "only God can judge us" is Biblically incorrect. So many false Christian churches have spread this lie that it has taken on the mantle of an urban legend, like the giant albino alligators that live in the sewers of New York.

The truth is, God commands those of us who are Saved® to judge the unsaved, and to rebuke them with all our might, every single minute of every single day until Jesus returns to Earth to send the unsaved to the bottomless lake of fire. For further information, see my sermon on the subject HERE.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I received a letter from a goth harlot just before satan's birthday (October 31st), but I was concerned about posting it here due to it's obscene nature. Now, thanks to the recent release of the JesOS7 Operating System, I can safely offer it here for you, dear reader, in an automatically cleansed condition.

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Originally Posted by goth harlot
Dear Pastor Ezekiel;

HELP ME piffleING UNDERSTAND WHY YOU "GOD" BEARING ASS HOLES THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO PUT DOWN SOMEONE WHOS BE DEFILED. THOES PICTURES OF GOTHIC WOMEN ARE FROM PHOTO SHOOTS. THEY DONT DRESS LIKE THAT ON THE STREETS. HOW ABOUT YOUR LIL ANGLES SUCKING DICK IN THE BACK PEW HUH. THERE IS NO piffleING GOD JUST THE EARTH NOW BACK THE piffle UP AND READ WHAT YOUR "BIBLE" IS REALLY SAYING. YOU HAVE ALL BEEN LIED TO AND YOU NEED TO SEE THAT 2012 IS NOT THE APOCALYPSE. ITS GOING TO BE A HASHING OF LIERS. I BELIVED IN YOUR GOD ONCE. ASKED FOR A FATHER WHO WOULD LOVE ME YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT. AND ABUSIVE ASS HOLE WHO THREW ME IN TO A WALL, FOUGHT WITH MY MUM, AND ALMOST RAPED ME. AT 6 YEARS OLD. WAS I DESERVING OF THAT. NO THE piffle IM NOT. NOW I ASK THAT THAT BULL SHIT THREAD GET TAKEN DOWN BEFORE I GO OVER YOU HEAD. AND HALLOWEEN IS SIMPLY THE NIGHT THAT SPIRITS COME OUT TO PLAY. SO WATCH YOUR piffleING BACK.

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~Genevieve~
Notice the threats she hurls at God's favorite church? She has been reported to the DOF for that, because it is a serious federal crime.

My Christian reply:

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Dear Hateful Slut;

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule of performing oral sex in pub toilets and cutting yourself to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!

Quote:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I will enjoy watching you burn for all eternity.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
Today, I am sorry to report, this wad of unsaved filth has seen fit to spew even more hatred at Jesus and at me personally.

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Originally Posted by filthy goth whore
Question. How did you get your job? I dont cut my self one. Thats for pathetic whips. I am a whore, so what. there is no hell to burn in seeing we all know that its doors were closed buddy. How i dress has nothing to do with how i live my life. i am a mother of a 5 year old and do my damnest every day to keep him healthy and safe. Because i choose to dress in black at times does not mean i worship something that only you blind idiots belive in. One should not have to belive in how they got here. you should just know. how long did it take your mommy to spoon feed you what you belive. i dont belive in ANYTHING because "believing" is nothing but a way to cope with death. i KNOW that im here and that i have a family to raise. how i dress is not how i am. You are a bad name to the Christian culture. You boy are not a christian, you only think you are. anyone can memorize the bible (if they really have nothing else more intresting to do that is.)


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a True Christian™ Pastor - 12-05-2011, 11:02 PM

On 12/1/2011 7:43 PM, xxxx wrote:
Rev. Jones,

I came across an interesting post on your forums about the supposed evils of Minecraft.


(I realize that this was over a month and a half ago, but I just saw it today).


While I disagree with this, it's not what I'm emailing you to discuss.
Specifically, I'm curious about post #125 on that page, posted by yourself.


Before I go further, I would like to say that I myself am a 16 year old man with a Christian upbringing, and I have gone to a private Christian school for the past 11 and 1/2 years of my life. As for my specific denomination, I'll tell you that momentarily. I would also like to say that I'm (unfortunately) not incredibly well trained in the Bible, and cannot quote specific passages straight from memory, as I have no doubt that you can. Which is why I do not wish to get into an argument, I merely wish for an answer, and perhaps we can have a healthy debate.


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I would first like to address this:
"The funny thing is that we and the Catholics have almost the exact same Bible."


Thank you for saying this, as it seems that other members of your congregation do not realize this.




Second, this:
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The difference between us and them is that we read it and actually follow it.

The same cannot be said for them.


Now for the main part of this email. As I promised I would tell you, I am a practicing Roman Catholic.
Not to be rude, but do you actually know any Catholics?
If you do, can you claim that any of them are 'bad' people?
The majority of the practicing Catholics that I know are good people. They try to avoid lies, pornography, etc. as much as possible. However, being human, as we all are, they are not perfect, and neither am I. (For now, 'they' will refer to myself and the practicing Catholics I just referred to). They do charitable works for other people on a regular basis, they go to Church weekly, they pray for other people, living and dead. I know several people that pray the Rosary on a daily basis. (The Rosary is a series of prayers asking the intercession of the Virgin Mary on our behalf or on the behalf of our intentions. I do not believe (and correct me if I'm wrong here) that you pray to Mary, but again, I ask that you respect me and my beliefs, and I will return that favor).
How could a person like this possibly be bad, or even doomed to Hell? Surely you know that no human has been perfect since Jesus Christ (and in my views, his earthly Mother), and do you not believe that God forgives those who ask for forgiveness?
(Again, please correct me if I'm wrong when I say what you believe.)


Third, and for now, my final point:
"Homosexuals, adulterers, rebellious children, witches and etc. should be executed."


Why? If you believe that God offers forgiveness to sinners, as I do, why should we kill them?
In my beliefs, a person can repent for their sins only during their life on earth. Why should we shorten that time and give them less of a chance to repent?


This concludes my opening, and I still would ask for your respect and openness in this discussion.


Thank you very much for your time this evening.


Your brother in Christ,
xxxxx xxxxx



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Dear xxxxx,

Thank you for your questions. I am sorry that it took me so long to get back to you. The reason I say that Catholics don't follow the Bible is because throughout my experiences with them, they simply haven't read the Word. They tend to rely on having a priest tell them what is in it. Now, I'm not saying protestants are not guilty of this too, but the problem seems to be particularly bad with Catholics. Most of their priests don't even really know what is in the Bible. They tend to teach from Catholic tradition more often than God's


Take yourself as an example. You claim to follow biblical teachings, yet you readily admit to not having read what they are. How can you accept God if you don't even know what He wants of you?


Where in the Bible does it ever say that Mary was perfect or sinless? In fact, Jesus goes out of His way to deny His mother (while His biological brothers and sisters stood by {so much for perpetual virginity}) in favor of the apostles.


Matthew 12
46While he was still speaking to the people, behold, his mother and his brothers stood outside, asking to speak to him. 48But he replied to the man who told him, "Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?" 49And stretching out his hand toward his disciples, he said, "Here are my mother and my brothers! 50For whoever does the will of my Father in heaven is my brother and sister and mother."

You see? We are not to venerate Jesus' biological mother, when only those who follow His teachings are His brothers, sisters and mother.


All I can tell you is to read your Bible for yourself. It's the only way you will know if it is me or the priests who are telling you the truth. You have to do what we all must do with religion.


No one else can do it for you. Salvation is too personal and important of a thing to leave to someone else to explain to you. You must read the stories for yourself and reflect on what they mean to you.


YIC,
Levi Jones


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On 1/2/2012 8:07 PM, xxxx xxxxx wrote:

Cousin Levi,
Do you, as a self proclaimed Christian, believe that saying "Christians are superior" is a Christ-like attitude?

I believe it is well within the realm of scriptures. Paul teaches us that we will someday judge even the angels in heaven.

1 Corinthians 6:3 Do you not know that we are to judge angels? How much more, then, matters pertaining to this life!

I don't know about you, but I feel pretty special knowing I am one of God's preordained predestined servants. Maybe I'm naive, but I don't think it's a bad thing to say what we already believe in our hearts.

Wasn't Christ Jesus humble? Are we not commanded to have the same attitude as Yeshua?

Well, sometimes He was a kind and gentle man, but some of the time He was a rather harsh taskmaster. Remember all those fights He had with the Pharisees when He would explode and call His critics serpents, vipers, blind guides, hypocrites, sons of the devil, dogs, and fools, and followed all of that up by telling them that they were all damned to Hell?

Now, what is the only documented occurrence of Christ's wrath? ...it was when He made a whip & violently threw the money changers out of the temple.

In deed that was the only time of Christ's wrath, but He got angry rather often. There is the time when Peter asks Him what a parable meant and Jesus snaps back at him.

"Are you still so dull?" Jesus asked them.

or again in Matthew 15 when Jesus tests the faith of the Canaanite woman?

24 He answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.” 25 But she came and knelt before him, saying, “Lord, help me.” 26 And he answered, “It is not right to take the children's bread and throw it to the dogs.”

Even his own mother.

3 When the wine ran out, the mother of Jesus said to him, “They have no wine.” 4 And Jesus said to her, “Woman, what does this have to do with me? My hour has not yet come.”

Are you serving YHWH Elohim (the Creator) or mammon (the creation)? Will you be on the right or wrong side of His-story? What are we leaving to our posterity? Are our grandchildren doomed to indentured servitude? ...or genocide???

I serve the one True God the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Levi


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From: "Tyler Woodby @ The Landover Baptist Church Forum" <woodb****@yahoo.com>
To: PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net
Sent: Thursday, February 16, 2012 4:36 PM
Subject: The Landover Baptist Church Forum Contact Us Form - Speak to a pastor

The following message was sent to you via the The Landover Baptist Church Forum Contact Us form by Tyler Woodby ( mailto:woodbyty@yahoo.com ).

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Hello my name is Tyler Woodby im 17 and you people are piffleED up all of you I have been reading things on this site for a few weekes starting with the one where you people killed hundreds of innpcent cats in the name of god and you all make me SICK I want to know how you people sleep at night knowing all this crap you say and do I am a WICCAN and proud to be one you juge people with know cause there is nothing wrong with being gay, down sindrom or anything (im not gay but i have friends that are) oh and btw i have a good friend who is more christian then you SICK people are and he is alltistick. on and if you are going to make fun of religions atleast name them right it is not wicker it is wicca

I HOPE YOU SHOW THIS ON YOU SICK WEBSIGHT I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK PPPPPLLLEEEAAASSSSS..........

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Dear Godmocking Punk;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling narcotics to school children to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a True Christian™ Pastor - 02-11-2013, 04:20 AM

This letter came to me from a degenerate named Matt Grey. He writes:

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Your a wack job !! What form of human scum sits behind the devils device (the computer and Internet) and worships the King John bible?
You must be a freak of nature pal !! 70 000 (70 thousand posts) Tell me you don't think your a nut job??

Your adiction to this device goes against every principal you preach !
Try staying away from the computer for one simple week!! You can't do it !! Period!!
IT's IN YOUR gay Book you preach!!
You are addicted to Satans dick and you love it !! (proof...you just pictured a big cock in ur head...didn't you?? ) queer..
Prove that you can stay away and preach your pamphlet of mayhem, without thinking about you bigger god.. Satans internet !!
IT WAS NOT CREATED BY SOME LUNATIC BAPTIST PREACHER !!!
The internet was created by non-believers!! People who believe in evolution not creation!!
The way of science ~ that is internet.
How can you use a tool that with the press of a button, reveals the greatest know assortment of amazing porn know to man.
And think you are using it for YOUR gods will!
Do you juggle between youjizz.com, and ...I'm a good christian. com ??

You are getting famous though I must concur! The pink skirt wearing faggot, who preaches crap on the landover site!

Again even your soon to be whore... Daisy Mae Johnson, posted right after you in the "don't jerk ur spooge section' of "Thou shall not masterbate" IN THE MEN ONLY AREA!!
Does she wear the strap on dildo and feed ur ass at night, with that pink skirt hiked up??
By her posting after you again shows her dominance over you!!

Thanks for the laughs Cupcake

To bad you won't let me in your site, we'd have some good times in there!! Liven' it up just a lil' bit.
I thank Jesus for the heaps of steaming persecution He sends my way in this letter. I am renewed in my Faith all over again! GLORY!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a True Christian™ Pastor - 06-11-2013, 05:07 AM

Dear Pastor Ezekiel;

A little angel whispered in my ear that your birthday is coming up. I'm just a simple, True Christian™ girl who has admired you from afar (my parents are Silver Tithers© so our pew is in the third balcony). If it isn't too presumptuous, I was wondering if you could give me a hint as to what a fine, nubile Pastor such as yourself might want for a small birthday gift.

Blushingly Yours,

Rita-Sue Williamson



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Dear Rita-Sue;

Here's a hint.




YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a True Christian™ Pastor - 07-22-2013, 01:00 AM

I recently got this email from a queer over in godless Ireland. I thought I would repost it here so that you all might get a taste of the unbridled persecution I suffer each and every day.

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The following message was sent to you via the The Landover Baptist Church Forum Contact Us form by i love being gay ( mailto:dannymc********@yahoo.co.uk ).

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dear pastor im 13 irish and i love the fact that you will do anything to achieve success through gods path but you shouldnt judge others speak only for yourself

piffle it you homophobic piffle if i ever get to amaerica your gettin a pifflein bullet in your head the west boro baptist church can piffle its self a piffleing men

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Referring Page: index.php
IP Address: **************
User Name: i love being gay
User ID: *******
Email: dannymc******@yahoo.co.uk
Death threats. Foul language. Insults. This is how the potato-chomping Irish treat a True Christian™ Pastor.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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