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Default Re: Sell everything I own? Give to the Poor? What? - 04-14-2010, 10:42 PM

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Cranky you aren't even answering the question I proposed, you're just calling me crazy and stupid. You aren't listening or responding to what I am saying. The fact is that snakes cant talk, their mouths and respiratory systems function in a completely different way from ours. When asked for proof as to why snakes can't talk, I provided it. I didn't call anyone crazy or foolish, I only explained that if snakes can't talk now, they couldn't talk in biblical times.
Did that mirror break already? I tried reading what you are saying but I failed to understand anything of it. All animals are created exactly the way God wanted to create them and animals usually do not talk, people do. And God did indeed perform miracles and made some animals talk, but nowadays they don't seem to do that any more. Now please go on being crazy somewhere else.


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Default Re: How do we explain this? - 04-14-2010, 10:49 PM

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That is a very nice explanation on how voiceless snakes work but again were is your proof? Hard physical evidence? You atheists have the archeologists in your pocket. You can't tell me one of them hasn't bothered to go dig around the Garden of Eden and look for snakes.

Show me a non-talking snake form the Garden of Eden.
Bobby-Joe the facts that I listed are indeed hard physical evidence that they can't speak. If you don't believe in evolution then the snakes back then are the exact same as they are now, lacking the organs needed to speak. What more evidence could you possibly want from me? If you show me that a modern day snake can speak I will revoke entirely everything I have thought or said about religion. I will take the factual evidence gathered through autopsies of snakes and renounce what it blatantly says. I will say "no, snakes could talk! forget about their lack of speech enabling organs!"
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Default Re: How do we explain this? - 04-14-2010, 10:58 PM

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Bobby-Joe the facts that I listed are indeed hard physical evidence that they can't speak. If you don't believe in evolution then the snakes back then are the exact same as they are now, lacking the organs needed to speak. What more evidence could you possibly want from me? If you show me that a modern day snake can speak I will revoke entirely everything I have thought or said about religion. I will take the factual evidence gathered through autopsies of snakes and renounce what it blatantly says. I will say "no, snakes could talk! forget about their lack of speech enabling organs!"
The Garden of Eden is a place, right? Should be that hard for a scientist to go there gather evidence. You secularists are all over outer Mongolia when you want to prove flying dinosaurs but when it comes to some Christian topic it is "oh, we're to busy".



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Default Re: Sell everything I own? Give to the Poor? What? - 04-14-2010, 11:19 PM

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Did that mirror break already? I tried reading what you are saying but I failed to understand anything of it. All animals are created exactly the way God wanted to create them and animals usually do not talk, people do. And God did indeed perform miracles and made some animals talk, but nowadays they don't seem to do that any more. Now please go on being crazy somewhere else.
Cranky, the thing is that I have requested an answer as to how God could have made a snake talk without it having the human mouth and vocal cords needed to create human sound. I don't think you have justification for calling me crazy when I am responding to your questions and you are not even attempting to answer mine. You are calling me crazy, but Cranky I think I have a pretty good grasp on reality compared to many. You can ask me over and over to explain why a snake is unable to speak and I will always respond, but if I ask you how to explain to me how God could magically enable a snake to speak you call me crazy.
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Default Re: Sell everything I own? Give to the Poor? What? - 04-14-2010, 11:24 PM

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Cranky, the thing is that I have requested an answer as to how God could have made a snake talk without it having the human mouth and vocal cords needed to create human sound. I don't think you have justification for calling me crazy when I am responding to your questions and you are not even attempting to answer mine. You are calling me crazy, but Cranky I think I have a pretty good grasp on reality compared to many. You can ask me over and over to explain why a snake is unable to speak and I will always respond, but if I ask you how to explain to me how God could magically enable a snake to speak you call me crazy.
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Default Re: Sell everything I own? Give to the Poor? What? - 04-14-2010, 11:56 PM

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Cranky, the thing is that I have requested an answer as to how God could have made a snake talk without it having the human mouth and vocal cords needed to create human sound.
Being God, He was able to create the entire universe in a week's time.

Yet you think He cannot modify the vocal chords of a single particular animal so that it can speak.



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