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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-02-2008, 03:11 PM
I think you should die and then realise that there is no god, jesus, heaven or hell but only reincarnation.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-02-2008, 03:17 PM
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I think you should die and then realise that there is no god, jesus, heaven or hell but only reincarnation.
We all gonna die some day Son.
I only hope for the sake of your eternal Soul that you'll see right here on this Website that we are 100% correct about Jesus Christ and Salvation.
Personally, even as a lowly Woman, I know that our Pastors will put in a good word for me when I die.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-02-2008, 04:53 PM
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Well that may be so, but Jesus is the reason you're a dyslexic retard. Do you not think He's trying to tell you something?
and i got an infraction for hurting this guys feelings as well. if im such a retard how comes i can play five instruments and got an A for my RE a level huh?
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-02-2008, 04:59 PM
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and i got an infraction for hurting this guys feelings as well. if im such a retard how comes i can play five instruments and got an A for my RE a level huh?
You were quite hard on poor Deaner.

I take it that RE means Religious Education? If so the well done
That could be the reason Jesus guided you here. You only need to brush up on the King James Bible and you may be Saved.

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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-02-2008, 05:14 PM
he called me a retard.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-02-2008, 05:32 PM
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he called me a retard.
YOU said you are Dyslexic!
Look, don't be ashamed of being retarded.
Retardedness has several levels:

Class
Profound mental retardation IQ: Below 20
Severe mental retardation: 20–34
Moderate mental retardation: 35–49
Mild mental retardation : 50–69
Borderline mental retardation: 70–79

Based on these criteria: (which I know you have some)
# speaking
# find it hard to remember things
# have trouble understanding social rules
# have trouble discerning cause and effect
# have trouble solving problems
# have trouble thinking logically.
# persistence of infantile behaviour.

I think Deaner should get an apology.


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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-02-2008, 08:16 PM
ill do no such thing your legs are far too long and are made of cotten. im not going to apologise if you keep on calling me a retard.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-02-2008, 08:28 PM
and also my I.Q is 130.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-02-2008, 10:57 PM
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and also my I.Q is 130.
Son, if you have an IQ of 130 then you are among just 2% of the population.
This is either very doubtful considering your "form" within these Forums or Western Civilization is in BIG trouble.
Not really very bright are you?

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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-02-2008, 11:50 PM
in britain the average I.Q for an adult is 120.
just because i'm grammatically incorrect alot doesnt mean i'm dumb. there's more than one kind of intelligence and anyway when you take an I.Q it does'nt factor in grammar.

not really very bright are you?
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-04-2008, 04:39 AM
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in britain the average I.Q for an adult is 120.
just because i'm grammatically incorrect alot doesnt mean i'm dumb. there's more than one kind of intelligence and anyway when you take an I.Q it does'nt factor in grammar.

not really very bright are you?
ROFL!!! JABBA! Is that you, buddy? I've missed you! I didn't know you were British, but the inflated ego and atrocious spelling seem just about right.
I don't normally agree with you fundies, but Snore Wars is evil. EVIL, I tells ya! Some of the worlds saddest, most desperate people are sucked in by its evil tentacles and lose all hope of ever touching a member of their preferred sex. Eventually their grasp on reality starts slipping and they begin to believe they are real Jedis. You heard me right! THEY THINK THEY ARE REAL JEDIS! LOL!
To keep a firm grasp on reality and life, you should avoid Snore Wars and instead watch a true classic. Star Trek. It's the only way to see space! LOL!
For the record, the Enterprise would totally destroy the Death Star. The Death Star obviously didn't have shields, otherwise the Rebels couldn't have come so close to it and shot a little missile into an open vent. So the Enterprise just needs to warp in close, beam a photon torpedo into the Death Star's reactor, and warp right back out again. Score: ST 1, SW 0

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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-05-2008, 11:35 PM
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ROFL!!! JABBA! Is that you, buddy? I've missed you! I didn't know you were British, but the inflated ego and atrocious spelling seem just about right.
I don't normally agree with you fundies, but Snore Wars is evil. EVIL, I tells ya! Some of the worlds saddest, most desperate people are sucked in by its evil tentacles and lose all hope of ever touching a member of their preferred sex. Eventually their grasp on reality starts slipping and they begin to believe they are real Jedis. You heard me right! THEY THINK THEY ARE REAL JEDIS! LOL!
To keep a firm grasp on reality and life, you should avoid Snore Wars and instead watch a true classic. Star Trek. It's the only way to see space! LOL!
For the record, the Enterprise would totally destroy the Death Star. The Death Star obviously didn't have shields, otherwise the Rebels couldn't have come so close to it and shot a little missile into an open vent. So the Enterprise just needs to warp in close, beam a photon torpedo into the Death Star's reactor, and warp right back out again. Score: ST 1, SW 0

The Death Star could destroy an entire planet! It could easly take out the Enterprise.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-05-2008, 11:43 PM
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The Death Star could destroy an entire planet! It could easly take out the Enterprise.
Oh great. Another Godless geek.

You unsaved scum are willing to believe in "deathstars" and "vaders" and "klingons" but you turn your back on Jesus, who created all these things and could destroy them with a twitch of His loving eyebrow.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-05-2008, 11:44 PM
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The Death Star could destroy an entire planet! It could easly take out the Enterprise.
LOL! Yes, because a planet can maneuver just as well as a starship, and the big gun on the Death Star didn't take forever to warm up or to aim. You'll have to try again. All the Enterprise has to do is stay away from the side with the death ray. Even if the ship is caught in a tractor beam, it's going to stay on the side with the tractor beam, and as we saw when it so very slowly drew the Millennium Falcon in, there's more than enough time to beam an armed photon torpedo into the reactor.
Face it, my wishy-washy agnostic friend, size isn't everything. Just ask the Galactic Empire that was brought down by teddy bears.

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Right on brother! You're not willing to kill, but I am...If I wasn't, why would I have become a police officer?
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what does being british do with hating jesus? the british were the first puritains who travel to america and spawned all fundamentalist christians.
Yes, because they were fleeing persecution from the militant liberal sodomites who run England.
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Jesus is the reason you're a dyslexic retard.
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and i got an infraction for hurting this guys feelings as well. if im such a retard how comes i can play five instruments?
The triangle doesn't count.
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Son, if you have an IQ of 130 then you are among just 2% of the population.
I think he means 130 in Belgian numbers.

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I think he means 130 in Belgian numbers.
I'm not familiar with Belgian I.Q. numbers, but there is definitely a decimal point missing somewhere.

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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-06-2008, 03:50 PM
No way the Enterprise would just get shot to pieces by the 2000 TIE fighters that the death star has docked on it. Not to mention the thousands of gun turrets. The only reason the rebels won was because of the arrogance of the Imperial commanders.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-06-2008, 04:46 PM
Your words are HERESY!!! You dare speak ill of Star Wars!!!! Star Wars is GOD!!!!!!!!!

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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-06-2008, 04:56 PM
No sorry 7,293 TIE fighters.
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Default Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan - 04-06-2008, 10:25 PM
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Oh great. Another Godless geek. You unsaved scum are willing to believe in "deathstars" and "vaders" and "klingons" but you turn your back on Jesus, who created all these things and could destroy them with a twitch of His loving eyebrow.
Amen. Not to mention, how would anyone think the Federation could beat the Empire? The Empire has ships that can cross the galaxy in a few days, whereas a Federation ship that was lost in the Delta Quadrant took five years of bad scripts and atrocious acting to get back to Earth. So why are we even discussing this?


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