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Default 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-02-2007, 01:57 PM

QUESTIONS FOR EVILUTIONISTS


These questions are provided by Dr. Hovind and Creation Science Evangelism www.drdino.com.


If you evilutionists think you have all the answers, try answering the following questions.

Some well-meaning but misguided people think evilution is a reasonable theory to explain many questions about the universe. But evilution is not a good theory : it is just a pagan religion masquerading as science.


1. Where did the space for the universe come from?


2. Where did matter come from?


3. Where did the laws of the universe come from (gravity, inertia, etc.)?


4. How did matter get so perfectly organized?


5. Where did the energy come from to do all the organizing?


6. When, where, why, and how did life come from dead matter?


7. When, where, why, and how did life learn to reproduce itself?


8. With what did the first cell capable of sexual reproduction reproduce?


9. Why would any plant or animal want to reproduce more of its kind since this would only make more mouths to feed and decrease the chances of survival? (Does the individual have a drive to survive, or the species? How do you explain this?)


10. How can mutations (recombining of the genetic code) create any new, improved varieties? (Recombining English letters will never produce Chinese books.)


11. Is it possible that similarities in design between different animals prove a common Creator instead of a common ancestor?


12. Natural selection only works with the genetic information available and tends only to keep a species stable. How would you explain the increasing complexity in the genetic code that must have occurred if evolution were true?


13. When, where, why, and how did
a. Single-celled plants become multi-celled? (Where are the two and three-celled intermediates?)
b. Single-celled animals evolve?
c. Fish change to amphibians?
d. Amphibians change to reptiles?
e. Reptiles change to birds? (The lungs, bones, eyes, reproductive organs, heart, method of locomotion, body covering, etc., are all very different!)
f. How did the intermediate forms live?


14. When, where, why, how, and from what did:
a. Whales evolve?
b. Sea horses evolve?
c. Bats evolve?
d. Eyes evolve?
e. Ears evolve?
f. Hair, skin, feathers, scales, nails, claws, etc., evolve?


15. Which evolved first (how, and how long, did it work without the others)?
a. The digestive system, the food to be digested, the appetite, the ability to find and eat the food, the digestive juices, or the body痴 resistance to its own digestive juice (stomach, intestines, etc.)?
b. The drive to reproduce or the ability to reproduce?
c. The lungs, the mucus lining to protect them, the throat, or the perfect mixture of gases to be breathed into the lungs?
d. DNA or RNA to carry the DNA message to cell parts?
e. The termite or the flagella in its intestines that actually digest the cellulose?
f. The plants or the insects that live on and pollinate the plants?
g. The bones, ligaments, tendons, blood supply, or muscles to move the bones?
h. The nervous system, repair system, or hormone system?
i. The immune system or the need for it?


16. There are many thousands of examples of symbiosis that defy an evolutionary explanation. Why must we teach students that evolution is the only explanation for these relationships?


17. How would evolution explain mimicry? Did the plants and animals develop mimicry by chance, by their intelligent choice, or by design?


18. When, where, why, and how did man evolve feelings? Love, mercy, guilt, etc. would never evolve in the theory of evolution.


19. How did photosynthesis evolve?


20. How did thought evolve?


21. How did flowering plants evolve, and from what?


22. What kind of evolutionist are you? Why are you not one of the other eight or ten kinds?


23. What would you have said fifty years ago if I told you I had a living coelacanth in my aquarium?


24. Is there one clear prediction of macroevolution that has proved true?


25. What is so scientific about the idea of hydrogen gas becoming human?


26. Do you honestly believe that everything came from nothing?



After you have answered the preceding questions, please look carefully at your answers and thoughtfully consider the following questions.


1. Are you sure your answers are reasonable, right, and scientifically provable, or do you just believe that it may have happened the way you have answered? (Do these answers reflect your religion or your science?)


2. Do your answers show more or less faith than the person who says, "God must have designed it"?


3. Is it possible that an unseen Creator designed this universe? If God is excluded at the beginning of the discussion by your definition of science, how could it be shown that He did create the universe if He did?


4. Is it wise and fair to present the theory of evolution to students as fact?


5. What is the end result of a belief in evolution (lifestyle, society, attitude about others, eternal destiny, etc.)?


6. Do people accept evolution because of the following factors?
a. It is all they have been taught.
b. They like the freedom from God (no moral absolutes, etc.).
c. They are bound to support the theory for fear of losing their job or status or grade point average.
d. They are too proud to admit they are wrong.
e. Evolution is the only philosophy that can be used to justify their political agenda.


7. Should we continue to use outdated, disproved, questionable, or inconclusive evidences to support the theory of evolution because we don't have a suitable substitute (Piltdown man, recapitulation, archaeopteryx, Lucy, Java man, Neanderthal man, horse evolution, vestigial organs, etc.)?


8. Should parents be allowed to require that evolution not be taught as fact in their school system unless equal time is given to other theories of origins (like divine creation)?


9. What are you risking if you are wrong? As one of my debate opponents said, "Either there is a God or there is not. Both possibilities are frightening."


10. Why are many evolutionists afraid of the idea of creationism being presented in public schools? If we are not supposed to teach religion in schools, then why not get evolution out of the textbooks? It is just a religious worldview.


11. Aren't you tired of faith in a system that cannot be true? Wouldn't it be great to know the God who made you, and to accept His love and forgiveness?


12. Would you be interested, if I showed you from the Bible, how to have your sins forgiven and how to know for sure that you are going to Heaven? If so, click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-02-2007, 08:04 PM

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1. Where did the space for the universe come from?
The Big Bang

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2. Where did matter come from?
Matter and energy have theoretically always existed. Hey, if you can argue that God has always existed, then my argument is equally valid.

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3. Where did the laws of the universe come from (gravity, inertia, etc.)?
They arose out of necessity--due to the precise nature of quantum particles and quantum physics, anything else would either have been impossible. The Big Bang was the defining moment for these laws as prior to it, they were completely different.

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4. How did matter get so perfectly organized?
Again, out of necessity. Any other combination would have resulted in failure and what we observe today is simply what "clicked."

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5. Where did the energy come from to do all the organizing?
Energy can neither be created nor destroyed-- simple physics for you. Additionally, see number 2.

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6. When, where, why, and how did life come from dead matter?
See Miller and Urey


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7. When, where, why, and how did life learn to reproduce itself?
Reproduction is inherent in an organism--the first extermeophiles reproduced through Meiosis with only RNA strands and it evolved from there.


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8. With what did the first cell capable of sexual reproduction reproduce?
First off, a single cell would by no means be capable of sexual reproduction. Second, the first species capable of sexual reproduction likely reproduced with those of its own kind.

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9. Why would any plant or animal want to reproduce more of its kind since this would only make more mouths to feed and decrease the chances of survival? (Does the individual have a drive to survive, or the species? How do you explain this?)
Simple--because it is understood that not all offspring will survive and crating the maximum number of such will allow for the greatest chance of survival.

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10. How can mutations (recombining of the genetic code) create any new, improved varieties? (Recombining English letters will never produce Chinese books.)
Kanji & Roman letters=/=genetics Mutations provide discrepancies in a string of genetic code. This anomaly can either manifest itself as a malignant deformity (such as sickle cell syndrome) else produce a new functioning element. This latter typically arises out of necessity due to environmental changes that require adaptation to.

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11. Is it possible that similarities in design between different animals prove a common Creator instead of a common ancestor?
Common creator=common ancestor. From a nontheistic point of view, they are one and the same. If species A and species B both descended from species C, then species C created both species A and B, but is also the ancestor of the two offspring.

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12. Natural selection only works with the genetic information available and tends only to keep a species stable. How would you explain the increasing complexity in the genetic code that must have occurred if evolution were true?
Again, the need for increased fitness and adaptation to one's environment. Natural selection only keeps used traits and discards those that are unused (see vestigial organs).

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13. When, where, why, and how did
a. Single-celled plants become multi-celled? (Where are the two and three-celled intermediates?)
b. Single-celled animals evolve?
c. Fish change to amphibians?
d. Amphibians change to reptiles?
e. Reptiles change to birds? (The lungs, bones, eyes, reproductive organs, heart, method of locomotion, body covering, etc., are all very different!)
f. How did the intermediate forms live?
a. I do believe it is called... oh what was it... Mitosis? Cellular multiplication?
b. See above
c-e. Such happened when the environment and geography created the need for change in the species.
f. Probably however they were best suited for.


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14. When, where, why, how, and from what did:
a. Whales evolve?
b. Sea horses evolve?
c. Bats evolve?
d. Eyes evolve?
e. Ears evolve?
f. Hair, skin, feathers, scales, nails, claws, etc., evolve?
a-c. What does that have to do with anything?
d and e. When organisms became cephalized

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15. Which evolved first (how, and how long, did it work without the others)?
a. The digestive system, the food to be digested, the appetite, the ability to find and eat the food, the digestive juices, or the body's resistance to its own digestive juice (stomach, intestines, etc.)?
b. The drive to reproduce or the ability to reproduce?
c. The lungs, the mucus lining to protect them, the throat, or the perfect mixture of gases to be breathed into the lungs?
d. DNA or RNA to carry the DNA message to cell parts?
e. The termite or the flagella in its intestines that actually digest the cellulose?
f. The plants or the insects that live on and pollinate the plants?
g. The bones, ligaments, tendons, blood supply, or muscles to move the bones?
h. The nervous system, repair system, or hormone system?
i. The immune system or the need for it?
a. Flawed reasoning
b. The ability. Drive again came with evolution, the ability has always been inherent in coding
c. Again, fallacious reasoning, however, first likely were basic book lungs
d. RNA. Simple as that
e-i. Too much incoherent babble to be worth answering. I'm not avoiding the questions, I am just sick of the faulty logic used in their wording.

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16. There are many thousands of examples of symbiosis that defy an evolutionary explanation. Why must we teach students that evolution is the only explanation for these relationships?
Care to name a few for us? Then maybe we can start a discussion on it.

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17. How would evolution explain mimicry? Did the plants and animals develop mimicry by chance, by their intelligent choice, or by design?
Again, provide examples. Until such time as you can provide sufficient evidence to back up your claims, few will take you seriously here.

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18. When, where, why, and how did man evolve feelings? Love, mercy, guilt, etc. would never evolve in the theory of evolution.
Well, how about you prove to me why they wouldn't evolve?

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19. How did photosynthesis evolve?
Not a qualified biologist. Find one and ask him/her.

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20. How did thought evolve?
Probably with the evolution of the brain and advanced cephalization.

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21. How did flowering plants evolve, and from what?
I don't even know what in the world you're looking for with this one...

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22. What kind of evolutionist are you? Why are you not one of the other eight or ten kinds?
Don't really define that. I support evolution, that's all there is to it. Anything further is tying the theory to a chair and beating it with a garden hose until we can extort some further meaning out of it.

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23. What would you have said fifty years ago if I told you I had a living coelacanth in my aquarium?
I would have asked to see it.

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24. Is there one clear prediction of macroevolution that has proved true?
Probably, but right now I'm too tired to do the proper research. If you want an answer that badly, ask me tomorrow.

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25. What is so scientific about the idea of hydrogen gas becoming human?
Support yourself. You have the burden of proof right now. A counterplan will usually do that, won't it?

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26. Do you honestly believe that everything came from nothing?
I do believe that you are describing Christianity now. *Poof* And then there was life.


After you have answered the preceding questions, please look carefully at your answers and thoughtfully consider the following questions.


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1. Are you sure your answers are reasonable, right, and scientifically provable, or do you just believe that it may have happened the way you have answered? (Do these answers reflect your religion or your science?)
My science... What is that supposed to mean? Science is science is science. But, yes, I would imagine that they are relatively coherent and pretty accurate for the most part. Or not. I don't really know.

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2. Do your answers show more or less faith than the person who says, "God must have designed it"?
Science=/=faith. You loose.

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3. Is it possible that an unseen Creator designed this universe? If God is excluded at the beginning of the discussion by your definition of science, how could it be shown that He did create the universe if He did?
Is it possible? Yes. Is a creator able to be proven or disproven? No, simply put. I am not about to say that there is no possible chance that a "god" exists, I simply put more stock into facts than folklore.

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4. Is it wise and fair to present the theory of evolution to students as fact?
Yes, it has more credence than a 2,000-year-old book and if it is wrong, then it's wrong. Science is about finding facts, and if a theory has to be scrapped or revised, then so be it.

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5. What is the end result of a belief in evolution (lifestyle, society, attitude about others, eternal destiny, etc.)?
The end result? The idea that big things evolved from little things. Sound fair enough?

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6. Do people accept evolution because of the following factors?
a. It is all they have been taught.
b. They like the freedom from God (no moral absolutes, etc.).
c. They are bound to support the theory for fear of losing their job or status or grade point average.
d. They are too proud to admit they are wrong.
e. Evolution is the only philosophy that can be used to justify their political agenda.
People accept evolution if it makes the most sense to them. It generally isn't shoved down anyone's throat and certainly offers no rewards for belief nor chastities for disbelief.

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7. Should we continue to use outdated, disproved, questionable, or inconclusive evidences to support the theory of evolution because we don't have a suitable substitute (Piltdown man, recapitulation, archaeopteryx, Lucy, Java man, Neanderthal man, horse evolution, vestigial organs, etc.)?
You use what you've got, simple as that.

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8. Should parents be allowed to require that evolution not be taught as fact in their school system unless equal time is given to other theories of origins (like divine creation)?
No. Hocus pocus magic has no place in a secular education environment. If it's that important to you, then send your kid off to a Catholic school or something of the like.

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9. What are you risking if you are wrong? As one of my debate opponents said, "Either there is a God or there is not. Both possibilities are frightening."
I am risking my aeternal soul. Your point? It is something that I can easily accept. Take this into consideration: what if Satan is really the good guy in all of this? After all, the Bible was dictated by God, he could have said he was a tap dancing clown named Bob. For all we know, he might be a cruel tyrant and Satan was trying to overthrow his dictatorial regime.

Gotta love relativism, eh?

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10. Why are many evolutionists afraid of the idea of creationism being presented in public schools? If we are not supposed to teach religion in schools, then why not get evolution out of the textbooks? It is just a religious worldview.
Afraid? No. Infuriated at the thought? Yes. Again, magic hocus pocus has no place in a scientific environment.

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11. Aren't you tired of faith in a system that cannot be true? Wouldn't it be great to know the God who made you, and to accept His love and forgiveness?
You assume that there is one. I assume that there isn't. We're both wrong. Savvy?

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Hmm... Let's think about that... No. Again, I am only wagering my aeternal soul in this matter and it is blatantly obvious that Christianity is by no means true. There are simply too many preceding religions in this world's history for it to be viable.

Wow... that took up a good chunk of time... Ah well.
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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-19-2007, 09:52 PM

Kazoo is 100% correct! hahaha Ezekiel you got served! I am proud that a person of intelligence took the time to tell someone of such close mindedness the way things happen in the world! But Ezekiel u cant be serious? Evolution makes soooooo much more sense than what u were ranting about admit it!
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Kazoo is 100% correct! hahaha Ezekiel you got served! I am proud that a person of intelligence took the time to tell someone of such close mindedness the way things happen in the world! But Ezekiel u cant be serious? Evolution makes soooooo much more sense than what u were ranting about admit it!
The mutilation of my English language... Why do it? You only make yourself look like an uneducated fool, thus defeating your own point.

My personal carping aside, thank you for the compliment. Now perhaps you would like to contribute to the thread and actually answer the questions yourself?




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Evolution makes soooooo much more sense than what u were ranting about admit it!
Filthy Christ-killing joos! Why do you persecute us? The Bible is the literal Word of God! Why can't you just accept that?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-19-2007, 10:50 PM

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Maybe he's blind by Satan?
As are you. And there is no "maybe" about it. You demonstrate time and time again that you are doing satan's bidding.


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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-19-2007, 10:51 PM

Keep telling yourself that.
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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-20-2007, 12:31 AM

haha i would answer those questions myself but they would e the same answers as yours! and besides im a little too lazy to do so. haha
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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-20-2007, 05:29 AM

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Filthy Christ-killing joos! Why do you persecute us? The Bible is the literal Word of God! Why can't you just accept that?
If you want us to accept your ideas, then maybe you should give ours a chance. Though the arguments above are quite compelling, Darwin's theory isnt used to explain the universe. Darwin only tried to explain how life adapted and evolved through changin climate, and why there arnt Polar Bears in Iowa. Maybe, Zeke, you should get your facts strait before you make acusations. Though- if you want to make arguments for the universe, matter, and physics try reading Einstein, Nueton, and people like that


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If you want us to accept your ideas, then maybe you should give ours a chance. Though the arguments above are quite compelling, Darwin's theory isnt used to explain the universe. Darwin only tried to explain how life adapted and evolved through changin climate, and why there arnt Polar Bears in Iowa. Maybe, Zeke, you should get your facts strait before you make acusations. Though- if you want to make arguments for the universe, matter, and physics try reading Einstein, Nueton, and people like that
Instead of brushing me off, why don't you answer the questions, Ms. Brainiac?

By the way, if you are so smart, why do you spell like a retarded?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-20-2007, 06:18 AM

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Instead of brushing me off, why don't you answer the questions, Ms. Brainiac?

By the way, if you are so smart, why do you spell like a retarded?
Maybe I didnt know all the answers, but thats why I'm in college learning.


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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-20-2007, 07:26 AM

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Maybe I didnt know all the answers, but thats why I'm in college learning.

Cosmetology college?


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Maybe I didnt know all the answers, but thats why I'm in college learning.
There is nothing in any secular college that could possibly benefit you. You need to be studying the Holy Bible and how to grill a decent steak. You need to learn how to clean your husband's weapons too.

These colleges will turn you queer or communist or both. Just study the KJV1611 Bible, and you'll be right as rain.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-20-2007, 12:16 PM

Can already make steak. And also, I clean my own guns.

I'm glad I'm outspoken at how retarded the communits are at my school.
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If you want us to accept your ideas, then maybe you should give ours a chance. Though the arguments above are quite compelling, Darwin's theory isnt used to explain the universe. Darwin only tried to explain how life adapted and evolved through changin climate, and why there arnt Polar Bears in Iowa.
There aren't Polar Bears in Iowa because God didn't create any there. Case closed. Now I've got a question for you - if, as you Darwinists claim, the fittest organisms survive while weak and useless ones die out, how come you're still alive?


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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Can already make steak. And also, I clean my own guns.

I'm glad I'm outspoken at how retarded the communits are at my school.
Are you auditioning to be a woman? You homos like that I hear....


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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-20-2007, 12:21 PM

How can I? I have a Gf. And I am generally against homos.

No. I just like cleaning guns so I can shoot things that I dislike.
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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-20-2007, 12:26 PM

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How can I? I have a Gf. And I am generally against homos.

No. I just like cleaning guns so I can shoot things that I dislike.
You are 16 years old, and you live in Godless england, where the communist government has outlawed all firearms. And cooking is women's work, boy. I'll bet you think you're a "Jedi" too, right?

You tell lies like normal people change socks.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists - 07-20-2007, 12:31 PM

Ummm, dude. We are run by Labour party. Not communists. Wanna back that up with fact?

That's why we have licences. Bah, your a bigger lyer? How? Because I don't tell lies.
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