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Bush's assistant: improve productivity by slapping women more -
11-20-2009, 11:21 AM
One of the reasons the economy is in trouble is because we're not efficient enough. Mary Matalin, assistant to President George W. Bush and counselor to Vice President Dick Cheney, tells us how to speed up your workplace: Time is the most valuable commodity on a campaign and you just can't waste it thinking about how to choose your words carefully or get your job done more diplomatically. If someone isn't in tears every day, that day wasn't all it could be advancing the campaign. I once witnessed an experienced (big) man slap a professional female colleague across the face over an ad buy... and no one thought anything of it...
Got that, men? If your secretary doesn't finish her day with tears streaming down her slap-reddened cheeks, she's a drag on the economy. Get America's economy cracking, get America's bosses slapping!
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Re: Bush's assistant: improve productivity by slapping women more -
11-20-2009, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
Got that, men? If your secretary doesn't finish her day with tears streaming down her slap-reddened cheeks, she's a drag on the economy. Get America's economy cracking, get America's bosses slapping!
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That's certainly true for me. My secretary Miss Rochefort never leaves for home without having shed some tears. And I can tell you that all four of her cheeks are red by the end of the workday.
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Re: Bush's assistant: improve productivity by slapping women more -
11-21-2009, 05:50 AM
This seems highly innappropriate, in my opinion!! I understand that blood, sweat, and tears are required in a hard day's work, but...slapping women (or men) on the job does not seem a professional thing to do...
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Re: Bush's assistant: improve productivity by slapping women more -
11-21-2009, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Shaunyboy
This seems highly innappropriate, in my opinion!! I understand that blood, sweat, and tears are required in a hard day's work, but...slapping women (or men) on the job does not seem a professional thing to do...
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Why would men need to get slapped?
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Re: Bush's assistant: improve productivity by slapping women more -
11-21-2009, 12:52 PM
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Why would men need to get slapped?
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Well some do. Take Shauny for example.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bush's assistant: improve productivity by slapping women more -
11-22-2009, 04:49 AM
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Well some do. Take Shauny for example.
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Point taken.
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Re: Bush's assistant: improve productivity by slapping women more -
11-23-2009, 03:36 AM
Mods, please don't ban jasonmayall. He gives us valid points. Six of them, in fact.
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Re: Bush's assistant: improve productivity by slapping women more -
11-24-2009, 09:19 PM
you are a drunk redneck conservitive whose looking for another legit. excuse to beat women. shame on you.
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Re: Bush's assistant: improve productivity by slapping women more -
11-24-2009, 09:37 PM
Can you PROVE that anyone on this forum is a drunk redneck? Because if you can't then you, your self are making biased assumptions about people, which would make you worse than a "drunk redneck" anyway.
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Re: Bush's assistant: improve productivity by slapping women more -
11-26-2009, 12:15 AM
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Can you PROVE that anyone on this forum is a drunk redneck? Because if you can't then you, your self are making biased assumptions about people, which would make you worse than a "drunk redneck" anyway.
Oh, and just so you know. It's called a SHIFT key. Use it.
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Makeing vast assumptions on this site is a sport
To really test this theory someone needs to go to New York and slap a secretary there. If its what god wants no negative repercussion will come of it.
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Re: Bush's assistant: improve productivity by slapping women more -
11-26-2009, 10:19 AM
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you are a drunk redneck conservitive whose looking for another legit. excuse to beat women. shame on you.
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Usually people who can't spell and properly type their sentences are the drunk rednecks. I have two doctorate degrees and do not imbibe to get intoxicated. Perhaps you should refrain from judging others if you do not know them?
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