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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
The entire field of athletics has been consumed with sin. Beer is marketed for sweaty workouts. Women play volley ball all but naked. Now the oldest athletic shoe company think Satan can sell its shoes better than Jesus. Don't buy Converse Satan sneakers:
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Converse ... hmmm. I don't think I know of that name, dear Brother Mayor Hold. But, it would not surprise me if that's what the Cathyolick teenagers — next door — are wearing, when they're kicking their blasted footballs over into my prize-winning dahlias and hollyhocks. I have no doubt that they are wearing that brand of sneakers; because one day, I saw Mrs. O'Reilly wearing these Satanic slippers!