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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Liberals, homosexuals, and M&M's are to blame for Boston Marathon horror! -
04-16-2013, 04:19 PM
America has been attacked by terrorists once again, and as usual we know exactly who is to blame... liberals and homos*xuals, and for the first time, M&M's!
LIEberals, sodomites, and Islamonazis have long been working together to bring down America. They hate our freedom and they hate Jesus. With the loony left and homos*xuals bringing their fascist family hating agenda to the forefront of politics and forcing sodomite "marriage" on our once great nation, they have made God lift His hand of protection from the USA, allowing muslims free reign to bomb our marathons! Is it any surprise they came together in Taxachusetts?
But there is a new player in this unholy alliance. RACIST M&MS! Yes, you heard me right - M&Ms are racist. You know how you keep hearing liberals prattle on about how they don't care if someone is "black, white, yellow, green, or whatever"?
Think about it - what colors do M&M's come in?
There are yellow M&M's for the ornimentals.
There are red M&M's for the injuns.
There are brown M&M's for the mexican'ts, nigras, and hindon't injuns.
There are blue M&M's to represent pornography.
Notice what's missing? Where are the WHITE M&M's? There aren't any! Because they are racist against Americans! Of course this is going to offend Jesus who was white as the driven snow!
Now you may ask how was it that through prayer God led me to open my eyes and see this connection? It was in a photograph from yesterday. One that helped me see the TRUE horror, one that let me see how liberals placed an M&M to show their true feelings to the suffering of innocents and patriots. Friends, it was this photo...
For years my nickname here has been "Sister M&M's". Unfortunately I will as that this be stopped, as I can NOT be associated with liberalism or homos*xuality.
Thank you, and God bless.
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Re: Liberals, homosexuals, and M&M's are to blame for Boston Marathon horror! -
04-16-2013, 05:56 PM
So M&M's finally teamed up with Skittles, and decided that together, they could usher in the End of American Freedom.
O Come LORD Jesus.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Liberals, homosexuals, and M&M's are to blame for Boston Marathon horror! -
04-16-2013, 06:06 PM
Exactly! It was the blatant anti-Christian, anti-White RACISM of Boston that lead to the bombing. The Bostonian only have themselves to blame for this viscous, random attack on Patriot's Day.
We REAL Americans (as in white, male, Baptist Republican) are the TRUE victims of Boston.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Liberals, homosexuals, and M&M's are to blame for Boston Marathon horror! -
04-16-2013, 07:43 PM
I want to know what Hell is an AMERICAN flag doing laying on the ground. How can all those liebrals be so insensitive.
Look at the smirk on that blue M&M. Ofc. Richards would wipe that off its' face PDQ!
If people would be back to what matters, reading the Bible and praising Jesus, none of these problems would happen. The world was so much better when Ronny was in the White House and no queers in the military.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
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Re: Liberals, homosexuals, and M&M's are to blame for Boston Marathon horror! -
04-16-2013, 08:22 PM
Well said Sister Mary, well said indeed! I do not think we could possibly overstate the roll that racist snack foods played in this act of an obviously angry God. Those so called victims have no one to blame but themselves for bringing down His righteous wrath upon them. After all, God is perfect and does not make mistakes.
He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.
Deuteronomy 32:4
It is self evident that the victims of the blasts had angered Him in some way. As a matter of fact, I would not be surprised if it were soon discovered that all of the victims had at one point in their lives consumed these little sugary symbols of anti white hatred and intolerance.
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Liberals, homosexuals, and M&M's are to blame for Boston Marathon horror! -
04-16-2013, 09:09 PM
I just realized something. I've always wondered what "M&M" stands for, and now it makes perfect sense... Man&Man. This seemingly "innocent" candy has been pushing a radical homofacist agenda for decades! WAKE UP, AMERICA! This is distilled sodomy we are feeding our children!!!
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Re: Liberals, homosexuals, and M&M's are to blame for Boston Marathon horror! -
04-16-2013, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
America has been attacked by terrorists once again, and as usual we know exactly who is to blame... liberals and homos*xuals, and for the first time, M&M's!
But there is a new player in this unholy alliance. RACIST M&MS! Yes, you heard me right - M&Ms are racist. You know how you keep hearing liberals prattle on about how they don't care if someone is "black, white, yellow, green, or whatever"?
Think about it - what colors do M&M's come in?
There are yellow M&M's for the ornimentals.
There are red M&M's for the injuns.
There are brown M&M's for the mexican'ts, nigras, and hindon't injuns.
There are blue M&M's to represent pornography.
Notice what's missing? Where are the WHITE M&M's? There aren't any! Because they are racist against Americans! Of course this is going to offend Jesus who was white as the driven snow!
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This all makes so much sense! Green M&Ms are the tree-hugging lieberals.
The Rainbow Alliance has gotten its limp-wristed fingers into every pie!
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Re: Liberals, homosexuals, and M&M's are to blame for Boston Marathon horror! -
04-16-2013, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Look at the smirk on that blue M&M. Ofc. Richards would wipe that off its' face PDQ!
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Mr Hutchins, in addition to smirking, the blue M&M seems to be giving the "thumbs up" sign. I'm sure he is signaling to his allies that "mission was accomplished."
On my knees, praying for God to smite these sinful "candies."
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Liberals, homosexuals, and M&M's are to blame for Boston Marathon horror! -
04-16-2013, 10:00 PM
4 gays and a slut. And what is Obama doing about this? Nothing!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Liberals, homosexuals, and M&M's are to blame for Boston Marathon horror! -
04-17-2013, 09:25 PM
Dear hellbound liberal atheists who are gobbling down Satan's M&M's,
You want to know what it will be like when God's angels blow their trumpets come End Times®? Turn it up.
You'll be running around like that gnashing your teeth before the presence of the wrath of GOD!!!
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Tin Tither
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Re: Liberals, homosexuals, and M&M's are to blame for Boston Marathon horror! -
04-17-2013, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
Notice what's missing? Where are the WHITE M&M's? There aren't any! Because they are racist against Americans! Of course this is going to offend Jesus who was white as the driven snow!
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So its' afirmative action i should of known.
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