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Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! -
11-24-2010, 11:55 PM
Every father knows that daughters are completely useless. In theory they could be helpful in the household but that usually doesn't work out as planned. Daughters turn out to be whiners who are always complaining about how their head hurts after you hit them on the head with the Bible to discipline them for complaining too much. People often seem to forget that raising daughters is hard and unrewarding work.
1st Corinthians 11:8-9 "For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man."
Uninvited guests? Let them rape your daughter!
As always the Holy Bible has very clear guidelines for how we can use our daughters. Let's take Judges 19:22-30 for example. Here someone has invited a friend and his whore into his house and suddenly several uninvited guests arrive who want to kill the friend. The friend is probably a Christian while the uninvited guests are evil Atheists or Democrats. Of course the men of the house does the right thing and invites the uninvited guests to rape his virgin daughter: "Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing." Unfortunately you don't see this kind of hospitality anymore nowadays. People have become rude and insensitive towards the wishes of their guests.
If for some reason the uninvited guests are not interested in raping your virgin daughter, just show them your daughters naked body! Problem solved. Nahum 3:5-6 "Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame. "
Your daughter no longer a virgin? Burn her!
If your daughter behaves like a whore, the Bible is clear on what you have to do. An example of this would be your daughter allowing guests to rape her. You will have to burn your daughter after which she will go to Hell where she will burn for all eternity for being a whore! Genesis 38:24 "And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt."
Money problems? Sell your wife and daughters!
It is unfortunate most people nowadays ignore God's clear instructions on how to solve money problems. The economy would not have been in its present state if Obama wouldn't have forced Americans to use their houses to load insane amounts of money to pay his insanely high taxes. Taxes which are only used to fund terrorists. God's solution to money problems is very simple. Sell your daughter! Exodus 21:7 "... a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant ..." And to make the deal more interesting Matthew 18:25 makes clear that you can also sell your wife if you want. Only sell your wife if you have someone else to cook and clean for yourself though!
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
11-25-2010, 12:25 AM
As a pastor, I can confirm this is all Scripturally sound. The Bible tells us that women are essentially our property, but thanks to all these liberals, feminazis, homosexuals, atheists, and other America-haters, women are looked upon as equal to men. That shows how far we have fallen!
Another story that relates how our daughters are essentially are property and to be bartered is the famous Sodom and Gomorrah account (Genesis 19:1-26). As we all know, Lot was in Sodom with his family and two angels came to visit him. Suddenly, a mob of unruly homosexual rapists appeared outside of his door and demanded that Lot give up the angels so that the mob of men could gang-rape them. Lot was a man of God though. He wouldn't give up the angels.
Instead he happily offered his own virginal daughters to be thrown to the mob for a violent gang rape.
Genesis 19:8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
Later on in the Bible, Peter tells us that Lot was a "just" and "righteous" man (2 Peter 2:7-8). And as we all know, Lot's daughters look upon him with respect. Soon after the escape from Sodom, to show their gratitude, they get their father drunk and have threeway incestual sex with him.(Genesis 19:31-35)
So, just say NO! to Feminazis. The Bible is the source of perfect morality and a guide to be a perfect human being.
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
11-25-2010, 12:39 AM
Well, while this might be painful to read for some, it is the Lord's word, so as a Father I must abide.
However, I am a Gentle and Kind Man, so I will carefully screen who gets to be the rapist. I don't want any future relative-in-law to be some kind of cretin, I would only like the most Godly Christian rapist possible.
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
11-25-2010, 01:26 AM
Letting your daughter get raped by unruly guests isn't just the right thing to do morally, its also the right course of action financially!
Leviticus 27:2-8 tells us exactly how much God Himself thinks a person's vows of servitude are worth. The absolute highest amount for a woman (aged 20-60) is laid out on Leviticus 27:4, and it is exactly thirty shekels. From this, it is reasonable to conclude that thirty shekels is exactly what a woman is worth. However, if we take a look at Deuteronomy 22:28-29, we see:
"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
That's right, all of a sudden you get fifty shekels for her! That means that when your daughter is raped, you are suddenly seeing a profit of twenty whole shekels! Now, ancient shekels usually weighed between 9 and 17 grams, and the price of silver is currently $881.80. That means, assuming your daughter is 20 years old, her worth has suddenly increased anywhere between $158.73 and $299.82!
Of course, this doesn't take into account the great immaterial benefits you will be getting, like having a new son-in-law and the satisfaction of living up to Biblical precepts.
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
04-05-2015, 06:36 AM
well you look like a good sort - and maybe you are a daughter? I have money and a good job...... so it is written
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
04-05-2015, 07:24 AM
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well you look like a good sort - and maybe you are a daughter? I have money and a good job...... so it is written
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How dare you, you filthy abo. Sister Mary is a wife and mother to many, so take your sleazy black eyes off her.
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
10-16-2017, 04:59 AM
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Letting your daughter get raped by unruly guests isn't just the right thing to do morally, its also the right course of action financially!
Leviticus 27:2-8 tells us exactly how much God Himself thinks a person's vows of servitude are worth. The absolute highest amount for a woman (aged 20-60) is laid out on Leviticus 27:4, and it is exactly thirty shekels. From this, it is reasonable to conclude that thirty shekels is exactly what a woman is worth. However, if we take a look at Deuteronomy 22:28-29, we see:
"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
That's right, all of a sudden you get fifty shekels for her! That means that when your daughter is raped, you are suddenly seeing a profit of twenty whole shekels! Now, ancient shekels usually weighed between 9 and 17 grams, and the price of silver is currently $881.80. That means, assuming your daughter is 20 years old, her worth has suddenly increased anywhere between $158.73 and $299.82!
Of course, this doesn't take into account the great immaterial benefits you will be getting, like having a new son-in-law and the satisfaction of living up to Biblical precepts.
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Yup getting benefited by rape financially so out ranks the fact that they man Dishonored the maiden. I wonder would it it be a sin to strike the man down in preservation of my honor?
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
10-16-2017, 11:55 AM
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Yup getting benefited by rape financially so out ranks the fact that they man Dishonored the maiden. I wonder would it it be a sin to strike the man down in preservation of my honor?
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As usual, the Bible has the answer. No you can't hit him, but you must cry very loud. In fact, if you are found and you are not crying, then you are guilty of fornication. If you are married, that is.
Deuteronomy is such a great book, full of rules that absolutely guide our lives today!
22:24Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
11-25-2010, 03:49 AM
I'm still going to argue that daughters are not useless; who are our son's going to marry?
I'm actually a little concerned about the lack of girls around my boys age's. Sure it's too early now, but in 8 years or so, where are they going to find a wife?
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
11-26-2010, 01:53 AM
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Later on in the Bible, Peter tells us that Lot was a "just" and "righteous" man (2 Peter 2:7-8). And as we all know, Lot's daughters look upon him with respect. Soon after the escape from Sodom, to show their gratitude, they get their father drunk and have threeway incestual sex with him.(Genesis 19:31-35)
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To be honest, i am the father of 3 daughters and yes, specifically in this case im walking in Lot's footsteps.
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
12-02-2010, 10:50 AM
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To be honest, i am the father of 3 daughters and yes, specifically in this case im walking in Lot's footsteps.
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That's hot!
You dirty perv, you
Do they like it?
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
12-05-2010, 12:35 AM
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To be honest, i am the father of 3 daughters and yes, specifically in this case im walking in Lot's footsteps.
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So you give your 3 daughters to uninvited guests and then later you mate with them because this is how your daughters show their gratitude to you ?
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
12-05-2010, 05:23 AM
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So you give your 3 daughters to uninvited guests and then later you mate with them because this is how your daughters show their gratitude to you ?
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Lot never actually GAVE his daughters to the mob. He OFFERED them.
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
12-31-2010, 05:52 PM
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To be honest, i am the father of 3 daughters and yes, specifically in this case im walking in Lot's footsteps.
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and this guy is just admitting that he enjoys incest with his daughters! what the freak are you guys on... if i was in the US i woudl report this page.. in fact i still might
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
01-01-2011, 03:13 AM
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and this guy is just admitting that he enjoys incest with his daughters! what the freak are you guys on... if i was in the US i woudl report this page.. in fact i still might
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
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Feel free to call your local "kommisar" office and report us for following the Holy Bible to the letter, practicing Christianity exactly as God commands. See what it gets you.
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kommisar? where do you think i am from? this is my new name btw... after you banned me for saying hello... unfair like
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
01-13-2011, 10:58 PM
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You disgusting son of a pi ffleing piffle! You want to rape your own daughters? if i knew where you are i would kill you where you stand. you are disgusting an a abomination to nature. your "bible" is wrong. It is a fake to suite your needs as pedophilia disgusting freaks. ENJOY YOUR HELLS!
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
01-13-2011, 11:07 PM
I can't express how much of retards you guys are. How wrong your brain functions. How disgusting and abominable you guys really are to the rest of us humans. you don't deserve to be humans. All you deserve is to be burnt in your own hells. My anger increases with every comment because of it's retardedness. I could go on to say how much more retarded you are, but I cannot get to that level without dropping to yours.
There is hope for you. Drop all this, burn it! Pretend that you were never part of this atrocity! This disgusting piece of work. Views like this should be destroyed... all you care about is yourselves and your brothers, and how you can achieve pleasure at the expense of others. You make me sick.
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
01-13-2011, 11:27 PM
Amarna, why all the HATE? Why are you so close-minded and judgmental towards us? We have a peaceful Christian forum to share in fellowship with each other, and you barge in, unsaved and unvited, telling us we are horrible people who should be burned to death. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I think this is the perfect example of how Christians like us are loving and peaceful and you atheists are hateful, close-minded, intolerant, sadistic, and judgmental.
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Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
05-15-2012, 12:42 AM
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To be honest, i am the father of 3 daughters and yes, specifically in this case im walking in Lot's footsteps.
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thats gross. you are using the bible to commit morally wrong actions against innocent children. jesus loved everyone, so you should too. you should not rape your daughters, and i shouldnt even have to explain why its terrible.
may god save your soul and forgive me if i am wrong
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