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WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 12:28 AM
The biggest problem we have in America is women. They completely forgot why God created them and they have started to behave like men. Since women are completely incapable of reaching the level of skill and intellect of men this has caused huge problems that need to be solved, now!
1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Keeping women at home will: Fix our economy.
Ridiculous anti-discrimination laws have forced reluctant employers to hire women for jobs. This is costing a lot of money while those women are horrible at their jobs. Also these women take up spots from men who would have been able to perform those jobs perfectly fine! Replacing all working women with all unemployed men will reduce cost and increase productivity drastically! It will boost our economy beyond that of China again in no time.
Mark 7:8 "For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do."
Our women "workforce":
Solve all traffic problems.
Since women can't drive they are responsible for 98.6% of all traffic related accidents. Since all women drive as if there are no other people on the road, removing them all from the road will permanently solve all traffic congestions. Since women drive around aimlessly burning fuel trying to figure out why they took the wrong way, again, stopping them from doing that will drastically reduce demand for oil and thereby reduce the price of gas significantly.
Women can't drive, it's undisputed:
Eliminate crime.
Criminals are simply boys who have been neglected by their mothers. Whores are simply girls who have been neglected by their mothers. All mothers who refused to properly raise their kids, because they wanted careers instead. As if a women would ever be capable of having a career. By staying at home where they belong and raising their children, instead of neglecting them, those children will no longer grow up to become criminals and whores. They will become proud patriotic Americans instead!
Teaching them Christian family values:
Make our army strong again.
If there is one job women are especially bad at, it is being a soldier. It's absolutely ridiculous to watch a women wearing an army uniform and pretending to know what a gun is supposed to do. We would have crushed the Taliban already if women in the army weren't yapping on and on and on making all communication systems completely useless for actual warfare.
Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
This "army" would lose any war:
You don't want her to defend America:
Prevent the Obama disaster from repeating itself.
Women are way too stupid to decide who to vote for. By keeping them at home during elections men can select a real president like Sarah Palin and a real government capable of getting America on track again. Allowing women to vote must have been the single biggest mistake ever made.
Isaiah 3:12 "As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths."
Too stupid to vote:
Prevent them from becoming lesbians.
By keeping your wife and daughters at home all them time it will be impossible for them to become filthy lesbians. Once you have selected a proper husband for one of your daughters she can move to his house and stay there forever. Preventing your grand daughters from becoming lesbians as well. Mary Cheney would never have become a lesbian if she would have stayed at home.
Prevent disaster:
Allow them to serve their husbands 24/7.
In our demanding modern 24/7 economy men need women who take care of them around the clock. When you arrive home late, after some well deserved fun with your friends, your wife should be ready to take off your coat and fetch your newspaper, pipe and slippers. Women are the happiest when they have no career, car or money problems to worry about. It allows them to dedicate all their time and energy to what they love most and what they are best at: serving their husbands like God intended.
Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
A serving woman is a happy woman:
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 01:11 AM
Why do you hate women so much? Did your mother hit you when you were little? Does your wife refuse to have sex with you?
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl
Why do you hate women so much? Did your mother hit you when you were little? Does your wife refuse to have sex with you?
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Where does it say that COM hates women? He loves women enough to take the time to put this list together with things that will keep women safe from harm and improve the world.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 02:13 AM
ya dam women always stealing the jobs from the men
learn to stay at the house, making me sandwichs
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
The biggest problem we have in America is women. They completely forgot why God created them and they have started to behave like men. Since women are completely incapable of reaching the level of skill and intellect of men this has caused huge problems that need to be solved, now!
1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Keeping women at home will: Fix our economy.
Ridiculous anti-discrimination laws have forced reluctant employers to hire women for jobs. This is costing a lot of money while those women are horrible at their jobs. Also these women take up spots from men who would have been able to perform those jobs perfectly fine! Replacing all working women with all unemployed men will reduce cost and increase productivity drastically! It will boost our economy beyond that of China again in no time.
Mark 7:8 "For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do."
Our women "workforce":
Solve all traffic problems.
Since women can't drive they are responsible for 98.6% of all traffic related accidents. Since all women drive as if there are no other people on the road, removing them all from the road will permanently solve all traffic congestions. Since women drive around aimlessly burning fuel trying to figure out why they took the wrong way, again, stopping them from doing that will drastically reduce demand for oil and thereby reduce the price of gas significantly.
Women can't drive, it's undisputed:
Eliminate crime.
Criminals are simply boys who have been neglected by their mothers. Whores are simply girls who have been neglected by their mothers. All mothers who refused to properly raise their kids, because they wanted careers instead. As if a women would ever be capable of having a career. By staying at home where they belong and raising their children, instead of neglecting them, those children will no longer grow up to become criminals and whores. They will become proud patriotic Americans instead!
Teaching them Christian family values:
Make our army strong again.
If there is one job women are especially bad at, it is being a soldier. It's absolutely ridiculous to watch a women wearing an army uniform and pretending to know what a gun is supposed to do. We would have crushed the Taliban already if women in the army weren't yapping on and on and on making all communication systems completely useless for actual warfare.
Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
This "army" would lose any war:
You don't want her to defend America:
Prevent the Obama disaster from repeating itself.
Women are way too stupid to decide who to vote for. By keeping them at home during elections men can select a real president like Sarah Palin and a real government capable of getting America on track again. Allowing women to vote must have been the single biggest mistake ever made.
Isaiah 3:12 "As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths."
Too stupid to vote:
Prevent them from becoming lesbians.
By keeping your wife and daughters at home all them time it will be impossible for them to become filthy lesbians. Once you have selected a proper husband for one of your daughters she can move to his house and stay there forever. Preventing your grand daughters from becoming lesbians as well. Mary Cheney would never have become a lesbian if she would have stayed at home.
Prevent disaster:
Allow them to serve their husbands 24/7.
In our demanding modern 24/7 economy men need women who take care of them around the clock. When you arrive home late, after some well deserved fun with your friends, your wife should be ready to take off your coat and fetch your newspaper, pipe and slippers. Women are the happiest when they have no career, car or money problems to worry about. It allows them to dedicate all their time and energy to what they love most and what they are best at: serving their husbands like God intended.
Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
A serving woman is a happy woman:
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Though a fraction of this is true, most of your arguement is entirely baseless or is found off of little evidence. This post is incredibly sexist.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Harbinger
Though a fraction of this is true, most of your arguement is entirely baseless or is found off of little evidence. This post is incredibly sexist.
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Baseless? Can you not read, COM sighted Scripture,what more do you need than the cold hard facts? In case you did not notice COM is a bit old for sexists. I am sure his wife still loves him though.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Prevent the Obama disaster from repeating itself.
Women are way too stupid to decide who to vote for. By keeping them at home during elections men can select a real president like Sarah Palin and a real government capable of getting America on track again. Allowing women to vote must have been the single biggest mistake ever made.
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I completely agree with you, but could you please explain to me how Sarah Palin will be able to run the country from her house?
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 03:26 AM
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I completely agree with you, but could you please explain to me how Sarah Palin will be able to run the country from her house?
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If Obama (and most every president before him) can do it so can Palin. The President's house is the White House. The Oval Office is there which is where the President does a lot of their work.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 04:31 AM
AMEN Brother Cranky!
If more women (girls) were home schooled we wouldn't have to worry about them making stupid mistakes like this.
A home schooled gal would have grown up serving her loving Christian parents and siblings and would have known not to put an electric kettle on the stove top.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 04:45 AM
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You can say that again Brother. I bet a woman also caused the traffic jam.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
AMEN Brother Cranky!
If more women (girls) were home schooled we wouldn't have to worry about them making stupid mistakes like this.
A home schooled gal would have grown up serving her loving Christian parents and siblings and would have known not to put an electric kettle on the stove top.
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You are so right Sister Daisy Mae. Even True Christian™ men might know enough not to do that. My mother taught her boys such things just so we could fend for ourselves when our future wives were in their mentsra huts before our daughters were old enough to reach the stove and commence their home schooling.
YiJC, BS
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
AMEN Brother Cranky!
If more women (girls) were home schooled we wouldn't have to worry about them making stupid mistakes like this.
A home schooled gal would have grown up serving her loving Christian parents and siblings and would have known not to put an electric kettle on the stove top.
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AMEN SISTER!
That's why I made This Thread. Brother James mentioned teaching new converts, but lets be honest, they're so far behind it's going to take a firm manly hand to teach them anything.
So much easier to teach them right from the beginning.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Baseless? Can you not read, COM sighted Scripture,what more do you need than the cold hard facts? In case you did not notice COM is a bit old for sexists. I am sure his wife still loves him though.
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Yo Dewitt, get the hell out. Obviously, ALL women work at Hooters .
Scriptures aren't an excuse for sexism.
I remember your racist ass post about attacking black people. That's racist, son!! .
I'll see you in hell, old man.
Send me a postcard while your there.
Oh wait, to bad, there aint a dam thing you can do about it.
TL;DR You're a faggot
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Harbinger
Scriptures aren't an excuse for sexism.
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Why not?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 04:39 PM
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Why not?
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Because life doesn't work that way, guy. You jelly of women.
But I ROFL every some dumbass spouts some racist shit on this forum.
Like its be down w/ Jesus and co. but phobias are so totally uncool.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 04:42 PM
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Because life doesn't work that way, guy.
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Of course it does, it is how God created everything. The Bible is the ultimate manual to life.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 04:44 PM
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Because life doesn't work that way, guy. You jelly of women.
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We're what of women? Jelly? What kind of jelly, grape?
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But I ROFL every some dumbass spouts some racist shit on this forum.
Like its be down w/ Jesus and co. but phobias are so totally uncool.
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Please let a pastor know about any racism on this site. Racism is strictly forbidden on this board.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 04:52 PM
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Of course it does, it is how God created everything. The Bible is the ultimate manual to life.
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That, unkind sir, is YOUR opinion. Get some concrete facts that state aside from the bible that state your "facts"
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 05:16 PM
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That, unkind sir, is YOUR opinion. Get some concrete facts that state aside from the bible that state your "facts"
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Wow, you told us!
Ok everyone, we were wrong, Christianity is a mistake, stack the Bibles here, close down the Churches.
Grow up.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
02-01-2011, 08:10 PM
This should keep her busy:
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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