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Default New Song I wrote... - 02-11-2009, 01:45 AM
Warrior With A Stone
by Vance Rocker

Yeah...I am a warrior...with a stone in my hand...
the masterbator must pay...
In the ground he will go to stay...
hey hey hey..

he was caught behind the bathrrom door...
and now he will burn forever more...
left him laying on the floor...
too bad his momma didn't raise him right...

hey hey hey...
I got a stone in my hand... a warrior with his stone...

she was caught out on a date...
she came home way too late...
no longer pure...
this stone was her cure...

yeah...warrior with his stone...

they were up too no good..
the things they were doing were so lewd...
so we cured them in the only way...
God said that was the price they had to pay...

I'm a warrior...with a stone...
with a stone...
His warrior with a stone...

with a stone...
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Default Re: New Song I wrote... - 02-11-2009, 02:30 AM
That is actually very beautiful Brother. You did a swell job considering you are Unsaved Trash. You just may have some potential to be Truly Saved.



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Default Re: New Song I wrote... - 02-11-2009, 02:51 AM
I was just caught up in the Spirit!
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Default Re: New Song I wrote... - 02-11-2009, 03:17 AM
I'm not sure that would be appropriate for good Christian children.

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