At the Berlin-Ichthyosaur State Park, there is a pattern of fossils that has baffled scienticians for as long as they have known about it.
What you are seeing here is the fossilized vertebrae of what what the Bible calls leviathan but scienticians call an ichthyosaur. What is unusual about this picture is the arrangement of these bones. Why are those vertebrae laid out like that instead of in a straight line?
Well, the scienticians finally thought up a theory which means they think they have it all figured out.
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In one of the strangest theories to find its way out of the staid world of paleontology in a long time, researchers claim a gigantic prehistoric octopus may have made a jigsaw-puzzle-like artwork out of its victims’ bones. ... McMenamin likens the proposed ancient octopus to the legendary “kraken,” an octopus-like sea monster with arms the length of ships and claimed to have prowled off the coast of Norway in the 1750s. ... The proposed Triassic kraken “could have been the most intelligent invertebrate ever,” say the researchers in their report. Even creepier: The arranged vertebrae resemble the pattern of sucker discs on an octopus tentacle, with each vertebra strongly resembling a sucker. In other words, the vertebral disc “pavement” seen at the state park “may represent the earliest known self portrait,” the report adds.
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Excuse me for a moment, but
So this learned scientist can't understand why this leviathan's bones are laid out in this pattern, so he assumes a super-intelligent octopus that's even larger than a leviathan kills and eats one and then arranges its bones in this pattern to make a self portrait of the suckers on its tentacle.
Hold on, pardon me again.
Now for the punchline:
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Of course, it’s the perfect Triassic crime because octopuses[sic] are mostly soft-bodied and don’t fossilize well. Only their small mouth parts are hard. So there is no physical evidence of an attacker.
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That's right -- there is no physical evidence that this "kraken" ever existed, but these oh-so-rational scientists believe in it anyway.
Well, I can see what their agenda is here, and I bet you can see it too. Leviathan is the largest sea creature in the Bible, and there is plenty of physical evidence that it existed. The kraken, on the other hand, was the big sea creature to the pagan ancient Greeks, but there is ZERO physical evidence that any kraken ever existed. Now these scientists are trying to teach our public school children that this kraken existed, routinely ate leviathans, and made artwork out of their bones.
I'm finished laughing now. It's no longer a laughing matter. As absurd as it is, this has the potential to cause vulnerable children to think pagan mythologies are superior to a relationship with Jesus Christ.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
ETA: Link to story.