Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > False Religions and Cults
Reload this Page Are You an Atheist?
False Religions and Cults Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!

View Poll Results: How Much Do You Love Jesus?
Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
I'm a queer. What's god? 66 0.00%
Voters: 10112010. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Are You an Atheist? - 03-20-2009, 04:40 AM

I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise for all of the nay-sayers out there; the God-mockers who regularly infest our Christian forum. The Darwinistas have their "Dawkins scale" out there to demonstrate just how deeply they hate Jesus. Well Landover Baptist will not be outdone! This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.

It goes without saying that every True Christian™ loves Jesus with all their heart and soul. I would invite them to describe in detail the manifestations of that love.

For those of you who are false Christians or weak-kneed liberals, I would urge you to think carefully before checking the box and posting. Jesus reads these pages each and every day. What you say here can and will be used against you, on Judgment Day.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
JennyD's Avatar
JennyD JennyD is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Sweet Placid Sister
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 Saved 1 Year Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Lady

 
Posts: 9,562
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Surrounded by hippie vermin
JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: How Much Do You Love Jesus? - 03-20-2009, 04:57 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise
Pastor, I'm not sure a mere poll can express the way I truly feel about God and Jesus.

The emotions run so deep . . .


www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

Christian Ladies:
Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Andrea's Avatar
Andrea Andrea is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 3
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Texas
Andrea is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Smile Re: How Much Do You Love Jesus? - 08-03-2009, 05:29 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JennyD View Post
Pastor, I'm not sure a mere poll can express the way I truly feel about God and Jesus.

The emotions run so deep . . .
This is a fairly accurate statement of what I was going to say.
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
salvation-in-a-can's Avatar
salvation-in-a-can salvation-in-a-can is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 25
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: location: location!
salvation-in-a-can is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.salvation-in-a-can is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-03-2009, 07:56 PM



What sig would Jesus have had?
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Mrs. Mary Whitford's Avatar
Mrs. Mary Whitford Mrs. Mary Whitford is offline
Ladies of Landover Senior VP
One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™

Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 3rd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ Platinum Tither Ribfest '07 True Christian Homemaker Ex-Mary Worshipper Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Friend of Jesus Most Obedient Mrs. Sarah Palin Lady of the Year 2010 Flat Earth Mission to Australia Mama Grizzly Persecuted Pro-Life The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Batman Shooting Survivor Guns, Guts and GLORY! Kirk Cameron Fan Club The Lord’s Witness Wound Early riser Proud Niglet Sponsorer Home Schooled Jailed for JESUS Paula Deen Negro Support Group Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 12,662
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-03-2009, 08:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by salvation-in-a-can View Post
Oh, God bless Sister Alice! I always wondered what happened to the Shannons every since her husband, Brother Burt, got that job in Soldotna.


Posted via Prayer

1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Libertarian Libertarian is offline
Unsaved trash, Mindless Godmocker
 
 
Posts: 30
Join Date: Aug 2009
Libertarian is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Libertarian is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 08-03-2009, 08:53 PM

I'm a militant atheist.

Meaning I use guerrilla tactics to wage war against my god fearing enemies.
Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
CHADEROL's Avatar
CHADEROL CHADEROL is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Caution - Poster is on Drugs

 
Posts: 17
Join Date: Aug 2010
CHADEROL is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.CHADEROL is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: How Much Do You Love Jesus? - 09-13-2010, 06:57 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JennyD View Post
Pastor, I'm not sure a mere poll can express the way I truly feel about God and Jesus.

The emotions run so deep . . .

*deleted as such language makes baby Jesus cry*l]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM BACK!!! hey pastor ezekiel did you miss me ya reverent gentleman?

Last edited by Phebe Carlyle; 09-13-2010 at 07:11 AM. Reason: to remove profanity
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
CHADEROL's Avatar
CHADEROL CHADEROL is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Caution - Poster is on Drugs

 
Posts: 17
Join Date: Aug 2010
CHADEROL is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.CHADEROL is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: How Much Do You Love Jesus? - 09-13-2010, 07:03 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JennyD View Post
Pastor, I'm not sure a mere poll can express the way I truly feel about God and Jesus.

The emotions run so deep . . .

* obviously the rantings of one possessed by satan himself*!:dev il::devi l: SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last edited by Phebe Carlyle; 09-13-2010 at 07:17 AM. Reason: profanity
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
Brother Lazarus's Avatar
Brother Lazarus Brother Lazarus is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Saved 1 Year True Christian™

 
Posts: 1,060
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Godly State of South Carolina
Brother Lazarus has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Lazarus has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Lazarus has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Lazarus has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Lazarus has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Lazarus has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Lazarus has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Lazarus has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Lazarus has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Lazarus has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Lazarus has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-20-2009, 05:13 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise for all of the nay-sayers out there; the God-mockers who regularly infest our Christian forum. The Darwinistas have their "Dawkins scale" out there to demonstrate just how deeply they hate Jesus. Well Landover Baptist will not be outdone! This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.

It goes without saying that every True Christian™ loves Jesus with all their heart and soul. I would invite them to describe in detail the manifestations of that love.

For those of you who are false Christians or weak-kneed liberals, I would urge you to think carefully before checking the box and posting. Jesus reads these pages each and every day. What you say here can and will be used against you, on Judgment Day.
Thank you Pastor Zeke for offering me the opportunity to describe my True Christian love for America and how that love has manifested itself in my life.


I’m sure every True Christian has experienced how both God and love of America influences their life, but for me there were two aspects.


The first is my intellectual recognition that while the Constitution of the United States is the most enlightened document produced by man for self governance, it is still flawed. The founding fathers were so blinded by their disgust of the British Empire and its King they went too far in the banishment of Church from State. I realized early on in my life that Jefferson, as well intended as he may have been, had hatred of the King so great that it led him to leave any meaningful role of God out of the Declaration and the Constitution. This error will someday be rectified, and Jefferson is surely paying for it in Hell, but in the mean time we are forced to deal with the error.

The second is of a more personal nature. While hippies and homers were fleeing from their obligations to this country during the Vietnam War, I stepped forward and voluntarily enlisted in the Navy of these Great United States. It was not something I was compelled to do by the government (I had a low draft number) but it was something that God compelled me to do. That experience comprises the building blocks upon which I have led my life. My Obligation to my shipmates, my obligation to my country, and my obligation to God are the foundations upon which I have lead my life.

Thank you again Pastor Zeke for this opportunity.
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus


In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd TC Bravery Ex-liberal Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Saved 5 Years Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life 20,000 posts Eats the Most Pork True Republican Divorcee Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Grammar Nazi Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-20-2009, 05:30 AM

Thank you for sharing that story, Brother Lazarus. That was very touching. I appreciate the sacrifice you made for our country.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
Capt. Aaron Portway's Avatar
Capt. Aaron Portway Capt. Aaron Portway is offline
One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
Salvation from Above
God's Favorite Pilot™
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts True Christian™ Ribfest '08 Bronze Tither Saved 1 Year Real American™ Christian Love Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Ex-liberal True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Mission to Japan Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas God's favorite pilot True Republican Special Mission (North Korea) True Christian Provider™ award Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Divorcee Prayer Warrior Anti-sodomy Iceland Mission to Messico Gunfest '07 The Hatchet Child Rearing Award The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Long service medal, 3rd class F1 for God

 
Posts: 6,282
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Flying the Friendly Skies for Jesus!
Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-21-2009, 02:21 AM

I know that your sickular mathematicians will disagree with me on this one, but I'm at LEAST 10,000% sure that God and Jesus exist. I feel them in my life each and every day!

And I am so filled with love for them that I cannot begin to describe it with mere words! And since I can't sing, I'll leave it to Sister Boone to tell you how I feel about our Lord!





Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Jimmy C Lombardo's Avatar
Jimmy C Lombardo Jimmy C Lombardo is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Langobard

 
Posts: 218
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Glasscock, TX
Jimmy C Lombardo has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy C Lombardo has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy C Lombardo has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy C Lombardo has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy C Lombardo has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy C Lombardo has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy C Lombardo has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy C Lombardo has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy C Lombardo has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy C Lombardo has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-21-2009, 02:42 AM

I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior. My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?

I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
JennyD's Avatar
JennyD JennyD is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Sweet Placid Sister
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 Saved 1 Year Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Lady

 
Posts: 9,562
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Surrounded by hippie vermin
JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-21-2009, 02:49 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior.
Well, that's half true.

You have to do that, and you have to obey all His commands, to show your love for Him.

If you sin, it means you love your sin more than you love Jesus, and He will cast you into Hell.
Quote:
My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?
It's highly likely he experimented with a few trips up the Hershey Highway. Atheists will have sex with whatever moves, because they have no moral compass.

Why, if I weren't a Christian, I could easily choose to become a Lesbian, like Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen did!

Quote:
I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
Good man!


www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

Christian Ladies:
Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
Jimmy-Roy Stewart's Avatar
Jimmy-Roy Stewart Jimmy-Roy Stewart is offline
Tin Tither
True Christian™

Parking Lot Tither True Heterosexual™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus A for Effort Flat Earth True Republican Sons of Liberty Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award

 
Posts: 234
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: pastors garage
Jimmy-Roy Stewart has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy-Roy Stewart has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy-Roy Stewart has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy-Roy Stewart has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy-Roy Stewart has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy-Roy Stewart has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy-Roy Stewart has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy-Roy Stewart has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy-Roy Stewart has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy-Roy Stewart has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jimmy-Roy Stewart has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-21-2009, 03:29 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
Thats a good way to look at it i never finished Landover Baptist vo tech but praise Jesus He gave us our Godly Pastors who can explain everything to us you have to believe in Jesus and the Bible even the parts that you dont understand and trust the pastors and be sure to tithe even when times are hard like they are for me right now.
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
EZra M's Avatar
EZra M EZra M is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 25
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: La Fourche Parish, LA
EZra M is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-02-2009, 09:20 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior. My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?

I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.

you look just like Kid Rock! who btw calls him self the Cow God or something


It seems Ive found the road to somewhere, but I'm heading nowhere fast
Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
JohnTheBaptist's Avatar
JohnTheBaptist JohnTheBaptist is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 4
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Newark
JohnTheBaptist is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-04-2009, 05:44 AM

Well You should get Teached on how to Read Good!


Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
PENSIVE MOLE's Avatar
PENSIVE MOLE PENSIVE MOLE is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 3
Join Date: Jun 2009
PENSIVE MOLE is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-17-2009, 08:05 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior. My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?

I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
Jesus Christ man, you look like Jesus! (But I'm sure you get that all the time.) Peace be with you. If you're ever in NYC, I know a good barber!
Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
ClarificatiOnDarwin ClarificatiOnDarwin is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 23
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Indiana
ClarificatiOnDarwin is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.ClarificatiOnDarwin is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.ClarificatiOnDarwin is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.ClarificatiOnDarwin is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.ClarificatiOnDarwin is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.ClarificatiOnDarwin is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.ClarificatiOnDarwin is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.ClarificatiOnDarwin is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.ClarificatiOnDarwin is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-31-2009, 06:55 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior. My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?

I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
I agree! Blindly follow what an old book and an internet forum tells you! It's what all the people weak principals do!

But seriously, it's important to have intrinsic motivation for what you do. It's a basic tenet of psychology. This type of motivation comes from rewards inherent to a task or activity itself. Extrinsic motivation is motivation that comes from outside of yourself. Oftentimes the bible or the church threatens and coerces you to do the "right" thing or else be damned. I think some churches give the wrong message.

"good" things are, I believe, inherently good, not because the bible or God says so. If what god does or says is automatically good, then well...we have a lot of contradictions on our hand don't we? God did a lot of killing, is very jealous, and according to most of the forum members one of the biggest biggots ever. It's called the Eurypthro Dilemma..check it out.
Reply With Quote
(#19)
Old
Foreign queer godmocker Foreign queer godmocker is offline
Unsaved Trash, chinese anal sex fan
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 5
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Godless Europistan
Foreign queer godmocker is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Foreign queer godmocker is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Foreign queer godmocker is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-03-2012, 02:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior. My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?

I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.
Jesus loves everyone that accepts him? What about homos, etc. that you hate on despite the Bible's central purpose being thou shalt NOT judge.
Reply With Quote
(#20)
Old
the flunky the flunky is offline
Unsaved trash, satan's favorite party ewe
 

Furry

 
Posts: 35
Join Date: May 2014
the flunky is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.the flunky is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.the flunky is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.the flunky is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 05-17-2014, 02:22 AM

not that means your illiterate and believe in an invisible man in the sky that has no suitable evidence.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
atheists: vain godless scum, hell: no fun for sinners, liberal derangment, lies of secular science, polls, richard dawkins

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved