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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
07-14-2013, 02:33 AM
Yet another reason why God Hates Norway: They apparently hand out free marijuana drugs to PRISON INMATES!
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80% Of Swiss Inmates Consume Cannabis, Improves Prison Safety According To Guards
A new study published by the International Journal of Drug Policy has found that as many as 80% of inmates in Swiss prisons consume cannabis, something that prison staff is fully aware of, with most feeling that it has a positive effect on the overall prison environment.
According to the study, prisoners named off a variety of benefits they received from consuming cannabis; “Participants showed similar opinions on effects of cannabis use that were described both at individual and institutional levels: analgesic, calming, self-help to go through the prison experience, relieve stress, facilitate sleep, prevent violence, and social pacifier.”
Prison staff claimed that they feel cannabis to be a relatively safe and peaceful drug; they believe that cracking down on its consumption will lead to an increase in violence, and harder drugs.
This study is one of the first to show the positive benefits of inmates consuming cannabis on a regular basis.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
01-22-2014, 01:44 PM
Norway has unveiled the uniform its curling team will be wearing to the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi next month:
Even their own coach says he would only wear them at ‘a bad-taste party’
What is curling anyway? The "sport" of gay hairdressers and Canadians!
1 Peter 3:3-4
Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
01-22-2014, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
Norway has unveiled the uniform its curling team will be wearing to the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi next month:
Even their own coach says he would only wear them at ‘a bad-taste party’
What is curling anyway? The "sport" of gay hairdressers and Canadians!
1 Peter 3:3-4
Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
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Don't worry, God is already hitting back at the Norwayians for this grave insult, He is burning down entire villages and cities, just like He did to Sodom and Gomorrah. It cannot be long before the heathen population of Norway shrinks back in fear at the might of the Lord, and dresses men in manly clothing, as He demands.
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
01-22-2014, 04:20 PM
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Why is there no snow in that village? All I can see is tundra! Surely in January there should be snow in Norwegia?
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
01-22-2014, 06:37 PM
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Why is there no snow in that village? All I can see is tundra! Surely in January there should be snow in Norwegia?
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They've lost their right to snow, now it's only fire they'll be getting.
PRAISE THE LORD!
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
01-22-2014, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
Norway has unveiled the uniform its curling team will be wearing to the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi next month:
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I have no doubt that demons have been incorporated into those outfits that will cause violent seizures in the opposing teams. I predict riots in the Curling Hall.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
01-22-2014, 08:48 PM
Does anyone else think that the guy second from the left looks a bit like Brother Rusty? No offense, Brother Rusty - I'm not suggesting that you are tainted by Norweygian blood or anything. Just saying that he looks like he might have suffered a head injury.
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
02-16-2014, 03:47 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
02-17-2014, 03:20 AM
Norwegian food:
Sheep's head. Yup, they eat the Holy Lamb of God:
Whales:
Ram's testicles:
This is their cheese:
But possibly the worst thing they eat is their fermented herring. This stuff is so bad that they have to call in their armed forces to disarm a 25 year old can of this stuff
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
02-19-2014, 10:39 PM
So much hate from a Christian website... Not that I'm surprised really, for a religion that preaches peace, love, and care, most of you guys (and girls) spew out hatred on a regular basis. No wonder Christianity is losing ground all over the world, no one wants to be associated with people like you.
But using tragedies such as villages burning to the ground and calling it "good" and "Gods work" is really a new low point. Even from you guys...
I would hope you feel ashamed over this, but I know that that might be a little bit too optimistic. Shame doesn't seem to enter your vocabulary, and all you do is hide behind your Bibles and your self-righteousness while you shout as loud as you can in the hope that someone will hear you and pay you the attention that you so obviously need.
"Matthew 7:1-3
King James Version (KJV)
7 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"
Shame on you all.
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
02-19-2014, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Raziel Baal
"Matthew 7:1-3
King James Version (KJV)
7 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"
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That is a very good verse. One of my favorite parts of the scripture
That is exactly why we are righteously judging dens of sin, such as Norway, because they choose to spit in the face of baby Jesus.
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
02-19-2014, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Raziel Baal
So much hate from a Christian website...
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It is only hateful for you because we have pointed to the sins of you and your nation.
You can't handle the Truth!
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"Matthew 7:1-3
King James Version (KJV)
7 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"
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You see, We are Saved. There is no mote or beam in our eye.
The verse you are looking for, and not finding is:
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
09-22-2015, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mygodhatesbaptists
Well if your god hates Norway, well damn, Odin surely hates you Baptists. Oh how "Christianly" you are, can you tell me where in the Bible it says your god hates anybody? I thought you weren't supposed to hate. If he surely does hate, isn't he setting a bad example?
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Of course we know that God hates the overwhelming majority of humans so much that He will be referring them on for torture. Burning torment. Everlasting despair.
MARK 16:16 KJV He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
How do we know that will be for the majority?
Jesus explains: MATTHEW 7:13-14 KJV Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
ECCLESIASTES 8:17 KJV Then I beheld all the work of God, that a man cannot find out the work that is done under the sun: because though a man labour to seek it out, yet he shall not find it; yea further; though a wise man think to know it, yet shall he not be able to find it.
Wisdom and spouting nonsense about what The Bible says are not guarantees of anything. The only way to obtain Redemption is by the gracious gift of God having Jesus killed and His blood running out onto the earth. Before that, subsequent to The Fall, everything was corrupted. Every baby is still born vile and deserving of infinite torture but now Redemption is possible. It is conditional. Conditional upon accepting Jesus ’ sacrifice. Rejection of His Perfect Love results in the torture I have explained usung Scripture.
What sort of "gift" has "Odin" permitted Norwegia? ROTTING FISH TANK SURPRISE
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Re: God Hates Norway Too -
06-20-2018, 08:56 PM
Thank you, 7-Eleven, for trying to protect us from Godless Norwegians.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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