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Default Presbyterians - Sodomites Take The Pulpit - 07-10-2011, 11:34 PM

It's official, my fellow Christians. Another cult has officially welcomed fags to the altar.

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The Presbyterian Church U.S.A. has officially cleared the way for openly gay men and women in same-sex relationships to be ordained as clergy.

The new policy goes into effect today after the church's assembly and 97 of the denomination's 173 presbyteries approved the change within the church’s constitution. The move represents a major change in the history of the 2.8 million-member Presbyterian denomination.
Presbyterians have, of course, always been theologically wrong in the heresy they spew from the pulpit every week. But True Christians™ have always held hope that at least some of God's real Word got through to the congregation. And that actual Christians would eventually leave in disgust of the shenanigans and find the Baptist Church as the only place to actually serve God and Jesus Christ.

But now, there is no hope. With over 10,000 locations in the US, it is apparent that every one of them will be lead by a filthy queer or diseased bulldyke, as early as next Sunday.

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"We are entering a new era of equality," Michael Adee, the executive director of More Light Presbyterians, a Minnesota-based church group, said a statement to the media. “Across this country members of welcoming and affirming congregations and ministries are telling the stories of faithful candidates who can now be considered for ordination."
How obscene and blasphemous is this? The fag or lesbainian "minister" will engage in perverted and vile homo sex with dozens of "partners" the very evening before they stand to "lead" a congregation. We can only hope that God is prioritizing His smiting queue.

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But despite the church’s move this week, there are plenty of those who oppose the measure within the Presbyterian community.

Andrew Quinn, a local Presbyterian church member in Mobile, Ala., said the news is spreading like wildfire among Presbyterians and the church membership across the nation.

“This is not only against God’s will for our lives, it is a slap in the face of religion in general,” Quinn said.

“There are many of us who do not agree with this vote and will probably leave the church. It saddens me that we have allowed the secular wishes of the world to enter the walls of the churches around the nation.”
Praise God for the few that see the danger of the homosexual speaking on behalf of God! May we all stand vigilant to welcome these poor lost sheep of this cult into True Christianity™.

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Default Re: Presbyterians - Sodomites Take The Pulpit - 07-11-2011, 02:13 AM

I've been praying the Presbyterians would hold out against Satan. But, it is not to be.

We will see the formerly dull Presbyterian church services become homer festivals.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Presbyterians - Sodomites Take The Pulpit - 07-11-2011, 09:04 AM

It's only a matter of time before the plague of gayness spreads among their hapless congregations once they are led by Satan's fudge nudgers!

When will the people realise that they may as well "think for themselves" and be actual secularists and atheists if they continue to turn their backs on God's guidance in the Bible like this? It's like they think people have the right to make their own decisions and "move with the times" and that people themselves are the source of what is considered right and moral.

We know that nothing could be further from the truth!

1 Corinthians 15:33 Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1 Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

How much plainer does God need to make it that he hates queers and doesn't want you to start making up your own rules if you don't like His rules?



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