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Default Did the commies have it right? - 01-22-2007, 11:47 PM

I mean sometimes it seems like they had the life. If you were smart you could ride the political ladder up and be rich as hell and command people to do crap. I mean, they just seemed to be lucky.
Too bad most communists were a**holes. They invented strippers and prostitution. But one thing you gotta give kudos to them for. They are the only country to really scare the sh*t out of modern america. But then there was that genocide... of 50 million people. That kind of made them part of the not invited list. Nobody likes to associate with them anymore.

Freaking commies, you gotta love them.
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Default Re: Did the commies have it right? - 01-23-2007, 01:08 AM

I defy you to read the original communist manifesto. A beautiful document, and it would be a very stable form of government..... There's a few problems though.... People screw it up. Perhaps True Christians could pull it off, but it already has a bad name. Maybe if it included a stable True Religion it might be viable.

If you're gonna make fun of people, at least know what you're talking about first......


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Default Re: Did the commies have it right? - 01-23-2007, 02:05 AM

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I mean sometimes it seems like they had the life. If you were smart you could ride the political ladder up and be rich as hell and command people to do crap. I mean, they just seemed to be lucky.
Too bad most communists were a**holes. They invented strippers and prostitution. But one thing you gotta give kudos to them for. They are the only country to really scare the sh*t out of modern america. But then there was that genocide... of 50 million people. That kind of made them part of the not invited list. Nobody likes to associate with them anymore.

Freaking commies, you gotta love them.

They "invented strippers & prostitution?"

REALLY??

So...is that why prostitution's known as the world's oldest profession,then is it?


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Default Re: Did the commies have it right? - 01-23-2007, 03:49 AM

Well im not sure about inventing but i am 100% sure they encouraged it madly. Russia today is nothing but a mudhole in the world.

I sort of created this thread as a joke because i like to see how people react. Helps me know them better.
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Default Re: Did the commies have it right? - 01-23-2007, 04:38 AM

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I mean sometimes it seems like they had the life. If you were smart you could ride the political ladder up and be rich as hell and command people to c**p. I mean, they just seemed to be lucky.

Too bad most communists were a**holes. They invented strippers and prostitution. But one thing you gotta give kudos to them for. They are the only country to really scare the sh*t out of modern america. But then there was that genocide... of 50 million people. That kind of made them part of the not invited list. Nobody likes to associate with them anymore.

Freaking commies, you gotta love them.
Wow, you really ARE an imbecile. Did you leave your brain at home today, norom? <-- no, that's not a typo. You're too stupid to be a regular mormon.

So, there was only one communist country, and they invented strippers and prostitution, and all of the party faithful got incredibly wealthy, and commanded people to defecate. Interesting.

I guess the country known as Communism (where IS that, anyway?) was alive and well when Judah was hiring a prostitute by the side of the road (who, as it turned out, was his daughter-in-law, whom he later threatened to burn alive upon discovering she'd been knocked up, but recanted when he found out he was the daddy).

I had no idea. Here I thought Communism was the brainchild of Karl Marx, late 19th century. I think Judah may have been dead by then, for a few thousand years.
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Talking Re: Did the commies have it right? - 01-23-2007, 03:23 PM

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Wow, you really ARE an imbecile. Did you leave your brain at home today, norom? <-- no, that's not a typo. You're too stupid to be a regular mormon.

So, there was only one communist country, and they invented strippers and prostitution, and all of the party faithful got incredibly wealthy, and commanded people to defecate. Interesting.

I guess the country known as Communism (where IS that, anyway?)
was alive and well when Judah was hiring a prostitute by the side of the road (who, as it turned out, was his daughter-in-law, whom he later threatened to burn alive upon discovering she'd been knocked up, but recanted when he found out he was the daddy).

I had no idea. Here I thought Communism was the brainchild of Karl Marx, late 19th century. I think Judah may have been dead by then, for a few thousand years.
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May I flesh the history? Quoting Peter's Anecdotal History of the Ancient Whorl

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Ancient Commenia shared borders with Messopotamus.
The population of Commenia was predominantly teenaged,
peer-ruled by a body politic known as the comedons.
The comedons in turn answered to Emperor Acne Vulgaris.
It was a surly, stupid little plot of land.
Commenia today is known as "Belgium".

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Default Re: Did the commies have it right? - 01-23-2007, 04:20 PM

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Well im not sure about inventing but i am 100% sure they encouraged it alot.
Its called reading the entire page. Learn how to do it. Also stop making up stupid words like cathylicks, mudslims, and noroms. It just makes the person saying them seem like a mormon. If you want to get across as a smart person don't use these.
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Its called reading the entire page. Learn how to do it. Also stop making up stupid words like cathylicks, mudslims, and noroms. It just makes the person saying them seem like a mormon. If you want to get across as a smart person don't use these.


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I'll only read what Christ directs me to, fine thank you. The rest is Satan's lies.



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Default Re: Did the commies have it right? - 01-23-2007, 07:35 PM

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I defy you to read the original communist manifesto.
Please, bear in mind who you're talking to. I defy him to read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."


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Please, bear in mind who you're talking to. I defy him to read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."

Of course you're right Brother Temperance... What could I have been thinking? I might have said Mother Goose, but those stories are satanic in origin and he'd probably become hard reading about the little boys. Please accept my appology.......


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