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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
09-19-2013, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Truvuv
Hmmmm, I went out trick-or-treating until I was 13, and I never found anything satanic about it.
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Says the kid who just dedicated his life to Satan by playing 12 hours video game.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
09-19-2013, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Says the kid who just dedicated his life to Satan by playing 12 hours video game.
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I don't remeber saying that I dedicated 12 hours of me life to satan. I played 12 hours of a VIDEO GAME, but please tell me how GTA V is satanic.
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
09-19-2013, 12:33 PM
I've posted it before this year, but it bears repeating...I just hope I'm not repeating a repeat.
As to the filth that is GTA:V
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
09-20-2013, 03:55 AM
One of the women I work with was speaking of her trip to the grocery store today. She informed me that she spent over 50 bucks on Halloween candy because she "loves trick-or-treaters." I looked at her suspiciously and she said, "Don't you enjoy having all the cuties beg for candy?" Again, I just stared and said nothing. I thought about having her fired, but then she went on: "I bought a bunch of decorations, too. Almost 90 bucks on streamers, fake webs, witches, and four big devils that have eyes that glow red."
She seemed very pleased with herself. I reminded her that Halloween was still quite some time away and she said that she gets new stuff every year. (This person only recently started working there.) Now I just know she's going to invite us over for a party with all of her precious decorations.
Help, True Christians! Should I just pray for her or is this a case for an exorcist?
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
10-04-2013, 05:43 PM
Ummm... What?
There is a hell, believe me I've seen it. There is a heaven, lets keep it a secret. No one needs to know.
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
10-05-2013, 05:42 AM
An animated adventure based on a tract by Jack Chick
Learn the dangers of HELLoween by reading it quick!
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
09-20-2014, 05:01 PM
this will be me on halloween
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
09-20-2014, 05:09 PM
YOUR MISERY AND HATE WILL KILL US ALL
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
09-20-2014, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Death's best friend
YOUR MISERY AND HATE WILL KILL US ALL
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Who are you talking to, dear?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
09-20-2014, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Who are you talking to, dear?
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THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE CONTROL THE FORUM. THE PASTORS AND ALL
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
09-20-2014, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Death's best friend
THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE CONTROL THE FORUM. THE PASTORS AND ALL
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Dear Godmocking Nancyboy;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing stray dogs to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
10-01-2016, 04:06 AM
Halloween does not celebrate the birth of the devil, as the devil was not born, but created. Halloween is a traditional holiday created in Godless Ireland as they believe that October 31st was when demons walked around their villages, leaving treats outside to persuade them to leave them alone. This alone should be clear. Please read up on your facts before making stupid posts in which you do not understand the history or even ANYTHING about what you are talking about.
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
10-01-2016, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by God_Is_My_Savior
Halloween does not celebrate the birth of the devil, as the devil was not born, but created. Halloween is a traditional holiday created in Godless Ireland as they believe that October 31st was when demons walked around their villages, leaving treats outside to persuade them to leave them alone. This alone should be clear. Please read up on your facts before making stupid posts in which you do not understand the history or even ANYTHING about what you are talking about.
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Not Christian = evil.
Why is that so hard to understand?
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
10-01-2016, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by God_Is_My_Savior
Halloween does not celebrate the birth of the devil, as the devil was not born, but created...
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Really? When and where did this supposedly happen?
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...Halloween is a traditional holiday created in Godless Ireland as they believe that October 31st was when demons walked around their villages, leaving treats outside to persuade them to leave them alone...
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And that has so much to do with little kids running around in costumes.
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...This alone should be clear...
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Of course it is. After all, you just said it, so it must be true, right?
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...pointless and counterproductive insults deleted...
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So how has insulting people you've never met before, while positing your own views as correct and unimpeachable (despite the complete lack of citations, references, or any other form of support), worked in converting people to your views so far?
Hey, here's a crazy idea: if you want to claim something is true, CITE YOUR SOURCE(S). That way people will know where your information comes from, and can check it out for themselves, instead of having to rely on your own, personal, COMPLETELY UNSUPPORTED assertions.
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
10-15-2018, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
The next few weeks will test Jesus' strength as Satan celebrates his birthday, but I'm sure with our help, Jesus will prevail. Be on the lookout for elevated activities amongst Witches, Wiccas, Emos, Goths, Homers, and folks who use ipods.
PS I forgot about Demoncrats, Wal-Mart (for selling Helloween paraphernalia) and Metallica fans, etc...
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Jesus will prevail, we must all kneel down to our lord and savior whilst Saitan tries to celebrate his holiday, WE MUST NOT LET HIM!
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
10-16-2018, 12:33 AM
I will be visiting my dad on his grave it has been a while since I pay him a visit.
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Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN -
10-16-2018, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by mrgrtt123
I will be visiting my dad on his grave it has been a while since I pay him a visit.
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Oh? Is he in Heaven or suffering in Hell right now as we speak?
Where will you go?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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