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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 12:46 PM

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you know what? i don't care. have fun in you miserable little world (i'm guessing you don't have many friends in your big country, with that attitude)
i'm not turning to jesus, first of all because i don't believe in him, and i just doooon't careeee... it's simple. another reason is this: i really think that world has enough psychos as it is. And i'm talking about YOUR people. i don't care if people believe in God. it bothers me when we others have to hear about going to hell eeevery single day.

Live your own life, and if you hate our country so much, just stay away from it, and stop spreading weird lies. by believing in them, you just show yourself as a psycopat.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 01:23 PM

@TheLordSavedMe This is horrible! Why are those people so mean to kill those innocent Whales. It seems they break all laws, those of God and those of the world.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 01:38 PM

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@TheLordSavedMe This is horrible! Why are those people so mean to kill those innocent Whales. It seems they break all laws, those of God and those of the world.
Because whale meat tastes amazing dried whale meat with blubber and potatoes, whalebeef with potatoes and brown sauce, cooked whalemeat.. it's all fabulous you should try it sometimes
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 01:50 PM

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Because whale meat tastes amazing dried whale meat with blubber and potatoes, whalebeef with potatoes and brown sauce, cooked whalemeat.. it's all fabulous you should try it sometimes

STOP IT! Stop it! Stop it!

Whales are cute and funny and do clever little tricks!

God did not mean for us to eat animals that do tricks.

While this obviously includes dogs, it sort of includes cats as well.

Cats could do tricks, but they refuse because they are arrogant, uppity creatures who merely deign to live with humans so that they have support staff on hand at all times.

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@TheLordSavedMe This is horrible! Why are those people so mean to kill those innocent Whales. It seems they break all laws, those of God and those of the world.
Felicity, they live in a backwards third world country. You see they live on small rocks in the middle of the Ocean, they tend to have sexural relations with each other, mother- son, father- daughter, sister- brother. When you keep the same gene pool for many generations, well you get a lot of retards. Don't worry to much about it, God will take care of the problem. I guess they are just to darn retarded to understand that eating whales is wrong.

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Because whale meat tastes amazing dried whale meat with blubber and potatoes, whalebeef with potatoes and brown sauce, cooked whalemeat.. it's all fabulous you should try it sometimes
Moosling eat camel dung, they like it too. Try a dry aged porterhouse steak sometime, beef its for dinner
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 01:55 PM

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Try a dry aged porterhouse steak sometime, beef its for dinner
I have tried great steaks, but it can't even be compared to whale meat, which is absolutely the best meal, you will ever get !

I would suggest that you all "Faroe Islands haters" tried whale meat sometimes you would undoubtedly change your mind then
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Felicity, they live in a backwards third world country. You see they live on small rocks in the middle of the Ocean, they tend to have sexural relations with each other, mother- son, father- daughter, sister- brother. When you keep the same gene pool for many generations, well you get a lot of retards. Don't worry to much about it, God will take care of the problem. I guess they are just to darn retarded to understand that eating whales is wrong.

Moosling eat camel dung, they like it too. Try a dry aged porterhouse steak sometime, beef its for dinner
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HAHA, the name of the country is spelled wrong in that group
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HAHA, the name of the country is spelled wrong in that group
Who cares? The fact that Jesus hates you is all that matters. Why won't you just accept Him as your Lord and Savior and repent of your sins? Just let Him enter you and chase all those demons out of your rectum. Why do you hate Him so much?


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Amen to that, Brother.

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Brother Alex seeing that blood stained water reminds me of scripture from the Bible.

Exodus 7 17Thus saith the LORD, In this thou shalt know that I am the LORD: behold, I will smite with the rod that is in mine hand upon the waters which are in the river, and they shall be turned to blood.
18And the fish that is in the river shall die, and the river shall stink; and the Egyptians shall lothe to drink of the water of the river.
19And the LORD spake unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and stretch out thine hand upon the waters of Egypt, upon their streams, upon their rivers, and upon their ponds, and upon all their pools of water, that they may become blood; and that there may be blood throughout all the land of Egypt, both in vessels of wood, and in vessels of stone.
20And Moses and Aaron did so, as the LORD commanded; and he lifted up the rod, and smote the waters that were in the river, in the sight of Pharaoh, and in the sight of his servants; and all the waters that were in the river were turned to blood.
21And the fish that was in the river died; and the river stank, and the Egyptians could not drink of the water of the river; and there was blood throughout all the land of Egypt.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 02:19 PM

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Who cares? The fact that Jesus hates you is all that matters. Why won't you just accept Him as your Lord and Savior and repent of your sins? Just let Him enter you and chase all those demons out of your rectum. Why do you hate Him so much?
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I have tried great steaks, but it can't even be compared to whale meat, which is absolutely the best meal, you will ever get !

I would suggest that you all "Faroe Islands haters" tried whale meat sometimes you would undoubtedly change your mind then
No, I wouldn't. It is against secular and we TRUE Christians obey secular as Christ commands us to in Romans.

Anyway right there we have it why God's judgment is against the Faroes; your only ethical when it is convenient for you all.



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Brother Alex seeing that blood stained water reminds me of scripture from the Bible.

Exodus 7 17Thus saith the LORD, In this thou shalt know that I am the LORD: behold, I will smite with the rod that is in mine hand upon the waters which are in the river, and they shall be turned to blood.
18And the fish that is in the river shall die, and the river shall stink; and the Egyptians shall lothe to drink of the water of the river.
19And the LORD spake unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and stretch out thine hand upon the waters of Egypt, upon their streams, upon their rivers, and upon their ponds, and upon all their pools of water, that they may become blood; and that there may be blood throughout all the land of Egypt, both in vessels of wood, and in vessels of stone.
20And Moses and Aaron did so, as the LORD commanded; and he lifted up the rod, and smote the waters that were in the river, in the sight of Pharaoh, and in the sight of his servants; and all the waters that were in the river were turned to blood.
21And the fish that was in the river died; and the river stank, and the Egyptians could not drink of the water of the river; and there was blood throughout all the land of Egypt.
I think we should rename the Faroe Islands as the "New Egypt". There's an awful lot of similarities between the two.


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No you have not. You continue to sin. So we can and will judge you.
Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
Oh, so you know it better than I do ? And you don't sin at all ? We are all born sinners, and by eating whalemeat, it doesn't make me a bigger sinner than you
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If you were really saved as you claim, you would recognize the entire Bible as the complete truth about God. Then you would recognize the True Christians here as your fellow believers who share the spirit of of that truth.

You don't even know the secret handshake, do you?



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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 02:39 PM

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You don't even know the secret handshake, do you?
A false Christian like him? I don't even think he knows about Project Habakkuk.


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8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 02:42 PM

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Oh, so you know it better than I do ? And you don't sin at all ? We are all born sinners, and by eating whalemeat, it doesn't make me a bigger sinner than you

Jesus doesn't say that nobody should cast stones.

He says that he who is without sin may cast stones.

And friend, he who abides in Jesus Christ is made sinfree (as 1 John 3:5-9 says).

Thus, Jesus expects True Christians™ to cast stones. Glory!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 02:44 PM

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Oh, so you know it better than I do ? And you don't sin at all ? We are all born sinners, and by eating whalemeat, it doesn't make me a bigger sinner than you
You see friend I am a True Christian™. That means that I have been washed in the blood of the lamb. I am with out sin. I follow the Word of God to the letter.
God made the rules, not me, I just follow them. The Good Lord in his infinite wisdom stated that you should not eat whales. Don't question why, just do as you are told.
1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 02:45 PM

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If you were really saved as you claim, you would recognize the entire Bible as the complete truth about God. Then you would recognize the True Christians here as your fellow believers who share the spirit of of that truth.
You socalled "True Christians" are just crazy people ! You think that you are better than anyone else ! Jesus said that we should love our neighbours as ourselves, but you don't do that !

Matthew 23:12 And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.
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