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04-22-2013, 08:48 AM
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In my observation of atheists, their favorite greeting to others is "the bird". They seem to especially enjoy giving it to Christians.
Since they seem to know nothing else, I assume they console grieving loved ones by giving them, also, the bird.
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Then you seem to be misinformed. I do not mind about Christians as long as they do not offend me. But of course, if someone is being a complete jerk to me, then yes, I would give them the finger.
However, we atheists still have emotions. We know how to love, contrary to your hypothesis that atheists and people believing in other religions do not have emotions.
And if God is a racist, then I guess I have nothing to say about you being racist. I guess you just want to be loyal to God, so I'm better off minding my own business about it. Sorry if I had offended you earlier on.
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04-22-2013, 08:53 AM
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I shouldn't be surprised that your favorite subject is ICT. It's well known that ICT is the devils favorite subject as well. He would like nothing better than to keep you deceived in the grip of ICT. Surely, you must know that any study in this subject or attempts to dabble in a career in the ICT field is like purchasing a one-way ticket to Hell. Don't be a loser. Get into a wholesome study program like down to the Bible College. It would do you a world of good!
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By the way, did I tell you that this forum, in fact, is coded in PHP? Without ICT, you wouldn't have this forum, and if ICT is indeed a Devil's subject, then I guess the joke's on you for using a forum developed with the Devil's subject.
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04-22-2013, 09:40 AM
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By the way, did I tell you that this forum, in fact, is coded in PHP? Without ICT, you wouldn't have this forum, and if ICT is indeed a Devil's subject, then I guess the joke's on you for using a forum developed with the Devil's subject.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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04-22-2013, 11:13 AM
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God is more powerful than the Devil.
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I would still like to know how in the world would ICT be a devil's subject. While any 'science' subject you call satanic, I understand. But ICT? Isn't that taking it too far?
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Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies? -
04-22-2013, 11:19 AM
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I would still like to know how in the world would ICT be a devil's subject. While any 'science' subject you call satanic, I understand. But ICT? Isn't that taking it too far?
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I don't know what ITC is.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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04-22-2013, 11:39 AM
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After the string of hateful and dada-esque posts you've made on God's favorite forum, you accuse us of being absurd?
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The posts are surreal, but not ethereal and the well conditioned atheist swings straight into action attempting to fleece fellow automata to fill the void; here we see Liberace trying to sell the Prince Albert to an Englishman for example:
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Where there can be no love all that remains is greed. Those familiar with a Christian environment will find that quite shocking, I know. And clearly some sort of sub-text is going on in the clip and with no morality why should there not be? but it remains a mystery to me just who exactly is trying to pick up whom if not all three honestly you'd think they'd give it a rest out of respect if nothing else. Yet no: there is not even that.
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04-22-2013, 11:48 AM
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I would still like to know how in the world would ICT be a devil's subject. While any 'science' subject you call satanic, I understand. But ICT? Isn't that taking it too far?
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Just look at the letters ICT--or as Satan calls it--Ignorant Christian Teachings!! Don't act like you don't know it either you heathen!!! If God is using the ICT to help make His forums then its His business. He can use any trick from Ol' Scratch's playbook that He wants, but for human beings like us, we'd better stay away from it.
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04-22-2013, 11:55 AM
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Just look at the letters ICT--or as Satan calls it--Ignorant Christian Teachings!! Don't act like you don't know it either you heathen!!! If God is using the ICT to help make His forums then its His business. He can use any trick from Ol' Scratch's playbook that He wants, but for human beings like us, we'd better stay away from it.
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Seriously? ICT stands for Information and Communications Technology.
Yes, go ahead and make up any group of words that start with letters I, C and T respectively. I can. Ignorant Christian Thickheads (that's you, Mr. Virtue), Impossible CaTholics, I can go all day!
Seriously, stop making up crap as you go. It's giving me a headache.
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04-22-2013, 03:04 PM
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By the way, did I tell you that this forum, in fact, is coded in PHP? Without ICT, you wouldn't have this forum, and if ICT is indeed a Devil's subject, then I guess the joke's on you for using a forum developed with the Devil's subject.
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04-22-2013, 06:22 PM
I've never understood why they don't just get out a knife and fork and start eating the body. I mean, what's stopping them?
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04-22-2013, 06:57 PM
I'm not kidding, atheists do insults people's death. They say "you're not going to heaven or hell because they don't exist. But in truth, you're dead or sleep forever". Sad, isn't it?
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04-22-2013, 09:54 PM
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Sorry son, your "gotcha" doesn't work. Landover Baptist have developed the first known True Christian™ Operating System: JesOS™, which blocks Satan at every turn.
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You still don't know how computers work, do you?
This forum is made using vBulletin, which is coded in PHP, a programming language used mostly for web services. If you are using JesOS (which, I'm not gonna lie, has a crap GUI (graphical user interface)), you're still accessing this forum through an Internet Browser (Internet Explorer (which is famous for being crap), Google Chrome, Firefox, Safari, Opera etc.) You're not accessing the web through the Operating System (AKA OS, like Windows (XP, Vista, 7), iOS (All the Apple products), Linux, Android (Phones and tablets), and your JesOS). You're accessing through the web, and even if this JesOS, which blocks Satan at every turn, is there, you're pretty much standing in front of your shield because Internet Explorer (Use Google Chrome. Way faster and recognized as the best Browser. Just saying.) is not part of JesOS. That means you're taking the full blow of Satanic material.
Did I tell you that either way, an Operating System has to be coded in a particular language? It's a very complicated process, and if you have really developed a fully fledged OS, then the person who 'made' it must have been an ICT genius, because programming is a complicated task, not to mention making a whole OS. So basically, your post just backfired on you also.
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04-22-2013, 10:37 PM
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You still don't know how computers work, do you?
This forum is made using vBulletin, which is coded in PHP, a programming language used mostly for web services. If you are using JesOS (which, I'm not gonna lie, has a crap GUI (graphical user interface)), you're still accessing this forum through an Internet Browser (Internet Explorer (which is famous for being crap), Google Chrome, Firefox, Safari, Opera etc.) You're not accessing the web through the Operating System (AKA OS, like Windows (XP, Vista, 7), iOS (All the Apple products), Linux, Android (Phones and tablets), and your JesOS). You're accessing through the web, and even if this JesOS, which blocks Satan at every turn, is there, you're pretty much standing in front of your shield because Internet Explorer (Use Google Chrome. Way faster and recognized as the best Browser. Just saying.) is not part of JesOS. That means you're taking the full blow of Satanic material.
Did I tell you that either way, an Operating System has to be coded in a particular language? It's a very complicated process, and if you have really developed a fully fledged OS, then the person who 'made' it must have been an ICT genius, because programming is a complicated task, not to mention making a whole OS. So basically, your post just backfired on you also.
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You think you're so smart, don't you. We have no need for your secular programming languages since JesOS is proven to be far more superior to all your dumb "GUIs" and "goggle chromes". Why should we risk using some secular, unreliable computer system while there already exists one that's been touched by the grace of our Lord and Savior?
Your post only demonstrates that you know nothing about computers while you repeatedly claim you do. Is this what you do in your spare time? Sign up on Christian forums just to show everyone what a liar you are? I hope you'll enjoy roasting in hell.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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04-22-2013, 11:47 PM
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Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?
I've never understood why they don't just get out a knife and fork and start eating the body. I mean, what's stopping them?
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.There is no reason as they see it. They would even produce a baby for the express purpose of killing it, prepared as I understand it
.with olive oil and spices it is just too revolting this sort of stuff must be sloshing about in their heads all day.
.No wonder they speak gibberish. I've seen mormon funerals, outright satanism. Are mormons worse than atheists?
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04-23-2013, 12:17 AM
It's so cute when atheists insist that they have principles -- completely failing to realise that, without God, there is no morality.
You ask one of them and they say "no, I'd never eat another human" but you trap two of them together for a week with nothing to eat and they invariably start stuffing their faces. Why even bother killing your buddy before chowing down on him? When your moral framework is just a slippery slope of constantly moving goalposts, what's the difference?
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04-23-2013, 09:05 AM
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You think you're so smart, don't you. We have no need for your secular programming languages since JesOS is proven to be far more superior to all your dumb "GUIs" and "goggle chromes". Why should we risk using some secular, unreliable computer system while there already exists one that's been touched by the grace of our Lord and Savior?
Your post only demonstrates that you know nothing about computers while you repeatedly claim you do. Is this what you do in your spare time? Sign up on Christian forums just to show everyone what a liar you are? I hope you'll enjoy roasting in hell.
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This just proves that you don't know much about computer systems yourself. The GUI (the graphical use interface) is the look of the operating system. It allows easier use of the operating system itself so you do not have to memorize a bunch of commands that don't make sense. All you have to do is point and click. That's a GUI. All I'm saying is that your JesOS does not look user-friendly (that's just an opinion). Later, I will download and install this JesOS, and give a review after I'm done experiencing it. All I need is a download link.
Google Chrome is just an Internet Browser famous for being faster and more reliable than Internet Explorer (which you use. IE is famous for being slow, buggy and unreliable).
Also, I'm using Windows 7. It is extremely reliable, and is internationally recognized as the most popular OS available.
If you are using a computer, I believe that when you first bought it, it came with an OS already, most likely Windows or Linux (famous for being extremely stable and bug-free). That's your default OS, and your default computer system.
I went to the JesOS website, and on the front page, there's a picture that clearly says 'CODED IN AMERICA'. There. 'CODED', which means 'PROGRAMMED'. It only says that the OS was programmed in America, nothing about the programming language used.
It seems, good sir, that you are the one who know's nothing about computers yourself. Please, do a little study on what I was actually talking about before you point fingers at me. Wikipedia's a good place to start. Here's a shortcut: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operating_system
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04-23-2013, 11:36 AM
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Please do not post links to secularist bias, agenda driven websites.
Christians have open minds, recognising The Truth of God's Inerrant Word and do not "reason backwards" testing reality against crackpotted theories. We do not presuppose that all knowledge must be forced into the cake tin of evolutionist trillions of years.
Conservapedia does not have a very long entry for Operating System. Here's their page for Biblical scientific foreknowledge instead.
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04-23-2013, 11:56 AM
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Please do not post links to secularist bias, agenda driven websites.
Christians have open minds, recognising The Truth of God's Inerrant Word and do not "reason backwards" testing reality against crackpotted theories. We do not presuppose that all knowledge must be forced into the cake tin of evolutionist trillions of years.
Conservapedia does not have a very long entry for Operating System. Here's their page for Biblical scientific foreknowledge instead.
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Fine, then. Have it your way. Just know that computers are developed by humans.
It actually impresses me how you people manage to find your way around things. Such 'creativity' is to be admired.
For your knowledge, Wikipedia is not bias. Secularist it may be, but it certainly is not bias.
*By the way, does this JesOS have a built in anti-virus program? If not so, then I'm afraid that your computer is at risk of a computer virus infection, which, if left unattended to, your computer may become slow and most likely will crash. Just a little off-topic tip.*
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Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies? -
04-23-2013, 12:54 PM
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This just proves that you don't know much about computer systems yourself. The GUI (the graphical use interface) is the look of the operating system. It allows easier use of the operating system itself so you do not have to memorize a bunch of commands that don't make sense. All you have to do is point and click. That's a GUI. All I'm saying is that your JesOS does not look user-friendly (that's just an opinion). Later, I will download and install this JesOS, and give a review after I'm done experiencing it. All I need is a download link.
Google Chrome is just an Internet Browser famous for being faster and more reliable than Internet Explorer (which you use. IE is famous for being slow, buggy and unreliable).
Also, I'm using Windows 7. It is extremely reliable, and is internationally recognized as the most popular OS available.
If you are using a computer, I believe that when you first bought it, it came with an OS already, most likely Windows or Linux (famous for being extremely stable and bug-free). That's your default OS, and your default computer system.
I went to the JesOS website, and on the front page, there's a picture that clearly says 'CODED IN AMERICA'. There. 'CODED', which means 'PROGRAMMED'. It only says that the OS was programmed in America, nothing about the programming language used.
It seems, good sir, that you are the one who know's nothing about computers yourself. Please, do a little study on what I was actually talking about before you point fingers at me. Wikipedia's a good place to start. Here's a shortcut: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operating_system
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Well, I can tell you, friend, that it was "PROGRAMMED" in Christ++ which is a completely different ball game to your Godless programming languages.
Before I found Jesus, I actually attained a masters degree in secular computer science from a world-renowned university and I have to tell you that you're spouting the same sort of gibberish as the tutors there. Do you not realise that the things which seem challenging or difficult to you do not trouble us? God is truly great and He provides for us in our endeavours. (Numbers 32:11)
It makes me sad to think that a heathen like you may never know love like this.
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04-23-2013, 01:03 PM
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Well, I can tell you, friend, that it was "PROGRAMMED" in Christ++ which is a completely different ball game to your Godless programming languages.
Before I found Jesus, I actually attained a masters degree in secular computer science from a world-renowned university and I have to tell you that you're spouting the same sort of gibberish as the tutors there. Do you not realise that the things which seem challenging or difficult to you do not trouble us? God is truly great and He provides for us in our endeavours. (Numbers 32:11)
It makes me sad to think that a heathen like you may never know love like this.
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So you're saying that this JesOS is currently running on a language called Christ++?
I've never heard of it, but again, there is a lot that we've never heard of.
Funny. I'm actually interested in how this OS works. If someone could provide a download link, it'll be great.
It's still ICT, though. You're still running on something that would never have existed if not for ICT, which would never have existed if God doesn't want it there.
BTW if I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as the tutors there, then thank you for that compliment. At least I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as world-renowned ICT professors.
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