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01-25-2010, 11:17 PM
I don't know if this is the right forum-part, but whatever.
First of all, I want to sell my daughter as a slave, could you name a reasonable price?
According to Exodus 21:7 "When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are."
My neighbor works at the convenience store and he insists on working on Sundays. Should I stone him, or kill him in any other way?
According to the Exodus 35:2, "For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death."
I am nearsighted, and I want to go to church, but the bible won't let me.
It says in the book of Leviticus 21: 17-23:
"Say to Aaron: ‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God. No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; no man with a crippled foot or hand, or who is hunchbacked or dwarfed, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the offerings made to the LORD by fire. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God. He may eat the most holy food of his God, as well as the holy food; yet because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary. I am the LORD, who makes them holy.”
A farmer in the nearby uses curse words often, should I burn him and all of the people in this town, fore every person has heard him using these words?
Leviticus 24:11-16 "The son of the Israelite woman blasphemed the Name with a curse; so they brought him to Moses. (His mother’s name was Shelomith, the daughter of Dibri the Danite.) They put him in custody until the will of the LORD should be made clear to them.
Then the LORD said to Moses: “Take the blasphemer outside the camp. All those who heard him are to lay their hands on his head, and the entire assembly is to stone him. Say to the Israelites: ‘If anyone curses his God, he will be held responsible; anyone who blasphemes the name of the LORD must be put to death. The entire assembly must stone him. Whether an alien or native-born, when he blasphemes the Name, he must be put to death."
Could you please answer these questions and may the lord be with thou.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-25-2010, 11:21 PM
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-25-2010, 11:25 PM
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I pray to you to get me some answers and maybe give me the correct part of this forum, I didn't find anything and this part seemed to have the most similar threads as this.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-25-2010, 11:29 PM
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First of all, I want to sell my daughter as a slave, could you name a reasonable price?
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How about you not selling here at all. Don't you love your daughter?
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My neighbor works at the convenience store and he insists on working on Sundays. Should I stone him, or kill him in any other way?
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Unfortunately God ordered us to obey secular laws. But once Sarah Palin implements the Holy Bible as the only rule of law we can indeed start doing that again.
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I am nearsighted, and I want to go to church, but the bible won't let me.
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Leviticus 21: 17-23 mentiones blind, not nearsighted so as long as you do not poke your eyes out you should be good.
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Could you please answer these questions and may the lord be with thou.
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Let me guess, atheist?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-25-2010, 11:39 PM
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How about you not selling here at all. Don't you love your daughter?
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In the bible it says that I may do that, and I will. It's my right as a christian.
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Unfortunately God ordered us to obey secular laws. But once Sarah Palin implements the Holy Bible as the only rule of law we can indeed start doing that again.
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Indeed brother.
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Leviticus 21: 17-23 mentiones blind, not nearsighted so as long as you do not poke your eyes out you should be good.
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Nearsightedness is a deformity and according to Leviticus 21: 17-23, no one with a deformity shalt not go forth to the altar.
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Let me guess, atheist?
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I shalt not take that kind of accusations, I am not a dirty atheist scum.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-25-2010, 11:45 PM
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In the bible it says that I may do that, and I will. It's my right as a christian.
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True, well good luck with selling your daughter then. I hope she gets bought by someone who treats her better than you seem to do.
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Nearsightedness is a deformity
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It is? Well, if that is true then you are out of luck. Maybe some laser surgery can fix it though. Wikipedia seems to disagree with you though: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deformity
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I shalt not take that kind of accusations, I am not a dirty atheist scum.
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You could have fooled me. What religion are you?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-25-2010, 11:48 PM
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It is? Well, if that is true then you are out of luck. Maybe some laser surgery can fix it though.
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Thou shalt not fix a problem that God wants to happen.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-25-2010, 11:48 PM
Have you found someone who you approve of for her, yet? May I see her picture?
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-25-2010, 11:51 PM
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No, you are not. Your title says "unsaved trash", which is what you are until proven otherwise.
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You don't seem to capitalize references to God and the Bible much... you also portray yourself as a foreigner. You are giving off some signals as though you come here to mock God and Jesus Christ.
If that is indeed your intention, then you are indeed on the wrong forum, friend.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-25-2010, 11:51 PM
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Have you found someone who you approve of for her, yet? May I see her picture?
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I have not found one yet, and I shalt not put a picture of my daughter on the internet.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-25-2010, 11:55 PM
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Thou shalt not fix a problem that God wants to happen.
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Can you back that up with scripture?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-25-2010, 11:58 PM
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No, you are not. Your title says "unsaved trash", which is what you are until proven otherwise.
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I am a True Christian™ in heart, I am new to this forum so I'm unsaved trash in the eyes of the forum.
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You don't seem to capitalize references to God and the Bible much... you also portray yourself as a foreigner. You are giving off some signals as though you come here to mock God and Jesus Christ.
If that is indeed your intention, then you are indeed on the wrong forum, friend.
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I don't capitalize "lord" much, because it's not his name. "God" is his name.
And I like being a Dane, I believe that our mighty god see every True Christian™ the same. By the way, Jesus was not American, he was a Hebrew from Nazareth, Israel.
You were not saying that direct, but as I interpret it, you say that USA is God's favorite country, which is illogical because if it were, Jesus would have been born in America.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 12:03 AM
Is Denmark somewhere in France?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 12:04 AM
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because it's not His name. "God" is His name..... mighty God see every...
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RIght. Exactly what makes you think we appreciate God mockers here?
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By the way, Jesus was not American, he was a Hebrew from Nazareth, Israel.
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Interesting use of "was": Jesus IS, not was. This would be obvious to a real Christian. Also, Jesus IS an American and IS NOT a joo.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 12:05 AM
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Can you back that up with scripture?
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It does not stand in a scripture, but if it's God's will, Thou shalt not break it.
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Is Denmark somewhere in France?
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Are you stupid, dear sir? Denmark is a beautiful country up in Scandinavia.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 12:08 AM
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Interesting use of "was": Jesus IS, not was. This would be obvious to a real Christian. Also, Jesus IS an American and IS NOT a joo.
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Jesus was a Hebrew, but now he is a god in Heaven, how you say Heavenian
But before he were a god in Heaven, he was a Hebrew from the middle east.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 12:12 AM
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Have you found someone who you approve of for her, yet? May I see her picture?
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I have not found one yet, and I shalt not put a picture of my daughter on the internet.
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I thought you came her to get rid of her. I was looking forward to seeing her.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 12:13 AM
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Jesus was a Hebrew, but now he is a God in Heaven, ... before He were was a God in Heaven, He was
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We've heard enough from you, atheist
It is obvious that your atheist morals allow you to treat your daughter like a prostitute. No surprise there...
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 12:13 AM
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Jesus was a Hebrew
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He lived there. But He is the son of God so he has the same nationality as God. Which is American.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: A couple of questions. -
01-26-2010, 12:23 AM
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We've heard enough from you, atheist
It is obvious that your atheist morals allow you to treat your daughter like a prostitute. No surprise there...
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It's not us atheists that say that you can treat your daughter as a prostitute, have you ever read the bible? I have not, but I have read a passage from my own bible from when I was a Christian Scum and in Exodus 21:7 it says "If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as menservants do".
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He lived there. But He is the son of God so he has the same nationality as God. Which is American.
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In the bible it says in the book of Matthew 2:1 "After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea"
And sorry, I was wrong about Nazareth, but still in Judea.
<--- lol, look at him, hanging from a cross. He's in pain
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