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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-14-2018, 09:30 PM
I have been led to perform a blessing service for all horses and donkeys in the USA. This will be held on Sunday, November 10th from 9 AM until 6 PM at the McCloskey Farm in New Haven, Connecticut. There will be plenty of parking for horse trailers and snacks for your equine friends will be available.
Human food will also be served. Please bring your own beverages. No alcohol allowed!
While we hope to bless all in attendance, time frames are absolute, so get in line early. We request that you clean up after your animal.
Want a priority place in line? Simply register your intent to be there and send a $500 non-refundable fee. Your spot in line (after funds clear) will be reserved in the order received.
A blessed animal is a happy animal. We guarantee no demons will possess your prized friend once Jesus enters him or her. Glory!
Can't attend in person? Receive a blessing by private message! Simply contact me for details and instructions.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-15-2018, 12:05 AM
What a wonderful idea! I will check our calendar to see if we can attend. Maybe we could make it a family affair with our boys!
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-15-2018, 05:55 AM
Will mules be included? Asking for a friend
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-15-2018, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil Ander
Will mules be included? Asking for a friend
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Brother Phil,
Will this be a PAYING friend? At this point there was no intention for mules, but this is for JESUS, so I might be persuaded.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-15-2018, 08:11 AM
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Brother Phil,
Will this be a PAYING friend? At this point there was no intention for mules, but this is for JESUS, so I might be persuaded.
BrotherLarry
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If you open up this event to include mules my friend Bryan will be PAYING and PRAYING and his devoted mule, Alfonso, will be BRAYING to receive such BLESSINGS.
God gave us dominion over all the animals, but Bryan is a a bit of a soft heart and weeps about Balaam's donkey when he reads Numbers 22:21-39. Although Bryan does not have a donkey he showers great affection upon Alfonso and it would be a great comfort to Bryan if Alfonso can be blessed.
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-15-2018, 09:00 PM
I would love to come here with my wholesome, god loving family. I am just so exited to be able to come and bless the horses and donkeys, the animals that Jesus was born with. I can not wait!!
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-16-2018, 02:44 AM
If your friend is paying and praying then let the blessing flow Brother!
Sheniqua, Welcome! We will have lots of watermelon and Popeyes chicken at the food tent. Be sure you go to the roped off section for lesser races. Please don’t try to steal anyone’s horse, ya yeah?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-16-2018, 02:52 AM
How wonderful, Brother Larry! My father bought some foals from Samuel's father and he'd like them to be blessed, so we'll see you there!
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-16-2018, 02:00 PM
Our special foal area has a great surprise in store! The blessing includes a free* gnathological exam! Wow! This helps ensure the foal has a great start both spiritually and physically.
*50 dollar registration fee required in advance
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-16-2018, 02:21 PM
Thank you BrotherLarry!! If there is watermelon, chicken and a good amount of purple kool-aid, than I will not miss it !! Also, when is the meet at? And will we be participating in burning crosses?
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-16-2018, 03:53 PM
I'm so looking forward to the horse blessing event. I can hardly wait! The videos on youtube hardly do justice to the occasion. I've been watching for hours.
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-16-2018, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheniqua Brown
Thank you BrotherLarry!! If there is watermelon, chicken and a good amount of purple kool-aid, than I will not miss it !! Also, when is the meet at? And will we be participating in burning crosses?
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Sister Sheniqua,
What gathering is worth anything without purple Kool-Aid? There will be GALLONS of it, and I hope you have plenty. I don't anticipate there will be many of you people at the blessing but you have yourself a good time, ok? I mentioned in the first post where this is being held. More specific directions will be sent to you before the event.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
10-16-2018, 05:58 PM
Brother Toole,
You're right: There is nothing like a horse that has been blessed by God. We are hopefull that Sister Joanna will ride our lead horse for the ceremony but she is quite a distance from the event. Let's pray God sends a way.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
11-09-2018, 05:46 AM
Just a reminder that the horse blessing is November 10th! Some have mistakenly contacted me thinking it was the following weekend. I would hate to see you travel all the way to Connecticut and leave with an unblessed horse. (They can be dangerous!)
There will be signs along all major freeways and printed directions at all toll plazas. Everyone in the area knows this family so stop and ask for directions if you need them.
I look forward to meeting all True Christians™ at this exciting event. If I have time, I'll wave or nod at the rest of you.
A special surprise awaits those in attendance. I won't give it away but it has something to do with JESUS CHRIST.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
11-09-2018, 02:30 PM
Is the price the same for all donkeys? I am worried that bigger donkeys might require more "blessing."
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
11-09-2018, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Is the price the same for all donkeys? I am worried that bigger donkeys might require more "blessing."
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Brother Bathfire,
This is one of the many wondrous things about our GOD. He blesses whether you are a small donkey or a large one just the same. Size doesn't matter! I hope you'll be there for this event. Be sure to charge your hearing aids!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
11-09-2018, 04:01 PM
I am confused by the presence of the mammoth there. I thought God had destroyed the last of the mammoths about 4,000 years ago, having decided (after a 2,000-year trial period) that they were no longer needed?
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
11-10-2018, 06:47 PM
Brother Larry, my father would like me to let you know that we'll be arriving around 3. If you can, you should keep an eye out for a man with 2 foals and a young woman in a long, teal dress and a light blue coat.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
11-10-2018, 10:33 PM
Greetings, All!
I am here at the McCloskey farm and all is in readiness for tomorrow's blessing ceremony. Some things I want to point out to attendees:
The Priority Blessing line is for TRUE CHRISTIANS™ only. Do not try to enter this line if you are not a True Christian™ or you will be removed from the farm by force.
The forum member's line is just beyond the Priority Line behind the huge red barn. I will get to you as soon as I can.
The unsaved trash line is one mile down the road. Blessing will be by TV monitor only. Vending machines are available at the rest area 20 miles away.
Those who have foals are in a separate line located just east of the farm. Be sure to have your registration receipt in hand.
Some of you have asked how I dare ask for money for a blessing. Just get off it, will you? The money is not for a blessing. The money is a registration fee. No registration, no blessing. Isn't that simple?
Mr. McCloskey has asked that owners clean up after their equine loved ones. One more thing: If you paid for a gnathological exam, you must be in line at the time designated on your receipt. Exams will be performed after all animals have been blessed.
REMEMBER: There will be a special surprise involving JESUS at this ceremony. Don't miss out!
Love to all
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: Blessing of the Horses and Donkeys -
11-11-2018, 05:01 PM
So many horses, so little time!
It's a chilly day in New Haven but my heart is warmed by the turnout. As of five minutes ago, I've placed my hands on some beautiful animals and felt the Spirit of God as He entered them, not only making them His forever but making a covenant to protect them throughout eternity. Mr. McCloskey has provided food and water for every animal and soon, during the break, Mrs. McCloskey will serve hot food for we humans
I've met so many wonderful True Christians™ and gave a perfunctory nod to others. Can't be unequally yoked, not even in friendship. I'm sure those people understand. I've got to get back to blessing right now, but I assure you that all is well here; our opening ceremonies were splendid, full of color and excitement! Glory!
Remember: a special surprise is coming for those in attendance. Thank You, Jesus! Glory! Hallelujah! Praise God!
Another special thanks goes out to Sister Hosanna Millrod of Hartford, Ct., who is providing soft organ music in the background which helps soothe the horses.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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