[Holy Henry]

Originally Posted by its_faith

I also noticed that all the villagers look like men. We can add the homosexual lifestyle to that list.

Good observation. Alot of those male villagers co-habitate too.

This game is worse than I thought.

[Javaharlot]

I love mine craft. I own every type of version of it. Pc, Xbox 1, ps4, android, and iPhone. So I guess I am a slave.



Cranky old man you are dumb and keep coming up with even crazier myths. Gullible people.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Javaharlot

I love mine craft. I own every type of version of it. Pc, Xbox 1, ps4, android, and iPhone. So I guess I am a slave...

Just think of all those hours wasted when you could have been learning something.

...Cranky old man you are dumb and keep coming up with even crazier myths. Gullible people.

And, sadly, that's not ironic.

[Javaharlot]

Funny bc I graduated top of my class. Graduated early at that.
Currently in college have an internship in a law firm so I'm pretty smart if I do so myself. :-) bye inept people

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Javaharlot

...Currently in college have an internship in a law firm so I'm pretty smart if I do so myself...

If that were true, you'd know how professionals feel about unsubstantiated anonymous opinion, which is all that you've offered here.

... :-) bye inept people

If only that were true.

[Javaharlot]

***Incantation to fornication in the Messican language removed by moderator***

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Javaharlot

***Incantation to fornication in the Messican language removed by moderator***

Part of not being inept is actually leaving when you say "bye".

Another part is actually thinking you'll get the last word.

[computerdemon]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Through servile acquiescence to the demonic agendas of the antiChristian administrations, you have given power unto the infernal realms to inject your browser with profane javascripts. You will be cast into outer darkness, with the unclean harlots and thieves.

Why have you trespassed in our righteous sanctuary?

Gesundheit.

[computerdemon]

Originally Posted by its_faith

I also noticed that all the villagers look like men. We can add the homosexual lifestyle to that list.

The Villagers are generic. Technically, they are not male or female. Nono

[Joe Blow]

See the resemblance?

[jimuskin]

This is funny to watch... A bunch of mindless people crying over a videogame.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by jimuskin

This is funny to watch... A bunch of mindless people crying over a videogame.

You are absolutely right. The atheistic heathens who waltz into God's favorite forum with nothing on their sinful minds but chink-crated video games are truly mindless.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[jimuskin]

Praying for me to go to hell... Doesn't sound like something Jesus would be happy for you to do.

[jimuskin]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You are absolutely right. The atheistic heathens who waltz into God's favorite forum with nothing on their sinful minds but chink-crated video games are truly mindless.

As a Christian myself, I do believe that there are some video games which are against God's will, but if you're telling me that Video Games are not allowed to be played is stated in the bible, then I would have to become an Atheist.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by jimuskin

Praying for me to go to hell... Doesn't sound like something Jesus would be happy for you to do.

Hi, and welcome to our friendly forum! I hope you choose to read the Holy Bible so you know what makes Jesus happy!

Sending people like you to Hell will bring Him great joy (Psalm 2:4)! I can't wait to join Him and laugh at you squirming around, begging and promising to be "better."

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by jimuskin

This is funny to watch... A bunch of mindless people crying over a videogame.

Dear Mr. Uskin

You do not understand. We do not cry over a game. We are crying over YOU and all the others that are sinners. The game is a tool and Satan uses this tool in an ingenious but devious manner to lure young people away from the things that matter - Bible study, repentance, worship. We are crying for you because your fate is terrible! Our sorrow for the state of Faith is great but things will turn around eventually.

Luke 6:21
Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh.

You are now full of yourself and mockery towards True Faith™. However, things will eventually turn around!

Luke 6:25
Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep.

Verily, Jesus has promised us that will shall one day (in Heaven) laugh at the calamity of sinners. At the moment, we invite you to share this Eternal Moment with us. Of course, it is your choice.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[jimuskin]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Sending people like you to Hell will bring Him great joy (Psalm 2:4)!

I don't know where you managed to find that quote from the bible, but Psalm 2:4 certainly doesn't state that people who play video games, especially harmless ones like Minecraft, will be sent to hell and laughed at.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by jimuskin

I don't know where you managed to find that quote from the bible

The Holy Bible. The book of Psalms.

You should read it. Such wonderful Truths for you to discover!

Originally Posted by jimuskin

but Psalm 2:4 certainly doesn't state that people who play video games, especially harmless ones like Minecraft, will be sent to hell and laughed at.

Don't be silly. The Holy Bible doesn't say anything about Minecraft because the LORD hadn't invented the computer back in the Bible Days. It does however, talk about the pitfalls of leading children to doom, such as say, being sex slaves and harassing their parents until they act in such a way that destroys our economy (Luke 17:2).

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by jimuskin

I don't know where you managed to find that quote from the bible, but Psalm 2:4 certainly doesn't state that people who play video games, especially harmless ones like Minecraft, will be sent to hell and laughed at.

Dear Friend,

It would benefit you greatly to study the Bible. Let us pose the question: What are video games? Is there a wider category or a concept that is relevant when discussing games? Actually, there are many things in God's Word that are applicable to these apparently silly but in reality revolting phenomena.

1. Idle slothfulness. Instead of doing God's bidding these youths spend their time in the idle pleasures of seduction.

Proverbs 19:15
Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.

2. Immersing oneself in fantasy and fiction instead of studying facts and commandments from the Bible.

Philippians 4:8
Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things [are] honest, whatsoever things [are] just, whatsoever things [are] pure, whatsoever things [are] lovely, whatsoever things [are] of good report; if [there be] any virtue, and if [there be] any praise, think on these things.

3. Stupidity that could be ameliorated with proper education, i.e., Bible study.

1 Corinthians 13:11
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

These are just examples, dear friend. Stop negotiating with Jesus and accept Him is His magnificent Holistic Grandeur. You won't find Him in the bytes of of game. Your craft is to whine, Jesus' craft is to mine forth the small untainted part of your soul that still belongs to Him and not to Satan. Trust Jesus.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[jimuskin]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

The Holy Bible. The book of Psalms.

Read it before, hence why I said what I said.

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

It does however, talk about the pitfalls of leading children to doom, such as say, being sex slaves and harassing their parents until they act in such a way that destroys our economy (Luke 17:2).

Still doesn't help - I don't see any relation to sex slaves and minecraft.... There is almost 0% chance (probably 0.0035% chance at most) that a child would fall victim to being a "sex slave" through minecraft, simply because popular servers are crowded with chat spam, and non-popular servers are never played on regardless. You could set up a perfect server, and if people only find out about it on advertising websites, then they're not going to be playing for that long... It would be cheaper to go and hire a prostitute for a day than it would finding children on your server.